Please
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Please is a stupid word invented by people because they thought talking calm wasn't enough. It's basically a word to get people to do what you want because they are so up their ass with demanding respect that they don't deserve, they would rather make you cry than give you freedom of speech. It is usually only said IRL
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[edit] Definition
You have to do it now because I said please.
[edit] Reasons for saying it
- Faggotry
- Getting women to shut the fuck up
- Getting your teacher to leave you alone
- Telling people to stop sending you convenient adverts via mail
- Making yourself sound upperclass
- Making you look better than others
- To draw attention to yourself
- Be a fag
- To get people to do what you want (Yes, it actually works)
- Make others feel better about themselves
- Make others think you're a fag
- To brag about being a fag
- It's easier than saying I would really appreciate it if you didn't do/did that because I feel like my opinion is more important than yours and even though I'm saying "if you want to", because I'm saying this you have to otherwise I'll call you an asshole and get everyone to hate you for denying me.
- You get to call them an asshole if they still disobey you
- Parents and other fags will be on your side
- You'll make people proud
- ????
- PROFIT!!!!
[edit] Reasons for not saying it
- Anti-conformism
- lulz
[edit] People who say it
- Everyone
- You
