Plenty of Fish
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: The pain of butthurt straight ahead! |
| FAT ALERT
CAUTION: FATASS AHEAD |
Plenty of Fish is an online dating site mainly for gays, fatties, an heroes, emowhores, your mom, and the mentally challenged. The site was created at least 100 years ago for the sad lives looking for love on teh internets. Scientists have done a recent study on Plenty of Fish and have found a shocking statistic of at least 49% of girlfriends have found their BF 4 LYFE!!!11 Most users on Plenty of Fish are either wrist cutters and/or beached whales, most of which do not deserve oxygen.
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[edit] Creator and God of Plenty of Fish
Markus is the creator of Plenty of Fish. A n00b claiming that his site is 100% ORIGINALLE and is at least 100% better than all dating sites simply because there is no credit card invloved, you can't put a price on love, can you? Wrong again, Markus. The world is a huge bitchfit, and we all demand at least 100 million things. FACT: He is a newbie. Read his profile of awesomeness.
| —Markus, a shocking statistic research breakthrough. |
[edit] Let's take your typical dramawhore POF profile and mock it!
This, of course, is your typical retarded, fat emowhore. Let's call this girl Jenn. Now notice how Jenn convieniantly darkened her image to hide her horrific acne, and then twisted herself to an angle that make herself not look so fucking ENORMOUS. However, the internet hate machine does not look to kindly on you, walrus. You can also get a hold of her profile of lard HERE! Oh, there are the pictures that you fail to see over there.
What is this? A FATTY COUPLE?! Do you miss your pie that much? Becareful, for the beanbags have faces. Now, logic would denote that Plenty of Fish is a DATING site.. perhaps the Criso has gotten to their ears. As we all know, you cannot hear through fat!!! Now, searching through Plenty of Fish for this loser's profile, I cam across it! I am mortified by the lard party going on here. And here it is BALEETED! Guess the butthurt was too much, eh?
| —Jennifer Hannah, you're a fucking WACK JOB. |
 Love the darkend image to hide your acne. |
 Ewwwww. |
 HOOOO! A beached whale! Or whaleS I should I say! |
 This girl is single for a reason. See if you can guess what it is. Stop by and say "hi", in fact. |
This girl sounds like she's overflowing with intelligence, every second word seems to be 'fuck'.
Oh for fuck sakes, they have Myspace aswell... Fatty girl Fatty guy
You should cut the down the carbs and maybe the internet hate machine wouldn't be so bitter towards you.
[edit] Quotes from the lonely
| —User ll2000 clearly needs a few things pointing out to her re. blacks and hard work. |
| —User Clarrybell :speak to this girl for a better understanding of the words "unfriendly", and the phrase "up her own arse". |
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 Hey, I'm bigger than Miami! |
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 Sweet merciful Jesus, WHY?! |
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