Pluto
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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[edit] IS PLUTO A PLANET?
[edit] Pluto
Pluto is an tiny landmass which is over 9000 million miles from Earth. It was once a planet, but much lulz ensued when the scientists at NASA decided it would be a good idea to demote it to the status of "planetoid" (wanna-be planet). Of course, at least 100 science textbooks had to be rewritten and every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed. In short scientist trolled a bunch of fags, lulz were had.
[edit] Pluto's future
It is believed that Pluto went an hero when news broke out that everyone hated it and no longer considered it to be a planet. It now resides in its mother's basement (space) where it writes shitty poems, trolled around the Something Awful forums and gets picked on by freshmen planets such as Ceres.
After getting banned for Goatse spam, Pluto then headed over to the Facepunch Studios forums where he got banned by Hezzy for replying to a ban-me thread and was then mooned by Postal.
What the scientists at NASA don't know is that in a million or so years, Pluto will become sick of Earth's bullshit and will haul its fat, icy ass over to earth and collide with it, blowing the fucker up; Mars will subsequently LOL IRL (that is, if the sun doesn't kill us all by blowing up in our faces first).
[edit] Youtube
As always YouTube serves as a medium for much lulz, people bitching one way and another. Just everyday Youtube stuff!
[edit] Youtube Videos
[edit] Comments
Where there is smoke... -Mario
This is quite possibly the best description of the crap being posted over at YouTube.
For example...
[edit] A Gallery of Planetoid-Sized Proportions!
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[edit] See Also
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Pluto is part of a series on Trolls. |
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