BUY A SHIRT!
The ED TShirt Shop is open for business! Use discount code ED2009 for 10% off! Click here to shop. ED5 Pollfest is going on now! Register a forums accounts and help us find the best article in the five year history of Encyclopedia Dramatica. For today's poll, go here! Thanks to Kale for donating $666, and he wants to remind you all to nevar forget dem towers in New York.

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Please advise is a common, brief sentence used when someone becomes so confused that s/he requires outside help. Often simply 'pls advise.'

Origins

Back when the internets were singular and text-only, a writer (and actor and stuff) named Robert Benchley was sent to Venice on assignment for the New Yorker magazine.

When he got there, he sent his editor a telegram.

STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.

Boy, with wacky quips like that on tap, those New Yorker guys ought to be writing for Uncyclopedia.