Podcasting
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Podcasting is a techno-catchphrase invented by the corporate whores at Apple to bugger you into buying a brand new, sleek, super-sexy iPod for the low, low price of only 300+ dollars!
Podcasts are small radio-like programs that you subscribe to and are automatically downloaded to your iPod via your iTunes player or a third party program like iPodder they that may fill up space on your iPod and never, ever be listened to.
Podcasts purport to discuss any number of topics, although who knows for sure because nobody ever listens to them? Topics include things like enormous fat women in bath tubs spraying shit all over themselves, men with horrifically stretched anuses, and unbearably cute/cheerful feline animals. Some people also podcast about news, games, and religion among other topics, but such things haven't really caught on so far.
[edit] The Origin Of Podcasting
Steve Jobs is reportedly responsible for the concept of podcasting, having gotten the idea during a fight with a coke whore in Tijuana while on a heroin binge, one weekend a couple years ago. He's since come out to state "Hey man, that wasn't me, I swear it, I wasn't even there". The rumor continues to persist, however.
[edit] How To Create A Podcast
Record an audio file of yourself talking about space or the holocaust, then host it somewhere. That's seriously all a podcast is and yet we need a gay-ass word like "podcast" to describe this fucking horsewash
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