Poko Ono
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Poko is companion to Jameth and to Porsche Poko Ono is very afraid of the big, bad Poko eater.
In the month of March, Poko suffered from a close brush with death due to severe dental problems. The cat wasn't able to eat and began losing weight rapidly, quickly shrinking in size from Xbox hueg to merely mammoth. The surgery required to save him cost approximately 1200$, so Jameth, desperate, turned to the Internet for help. Within ONE DAY, his army of e-friends managed to raise about 1,600 via Paypal.
Jameth, surprised and overwhelmed by this stunning display of e-kindness, immediately squandered the cash on hookers and blow.
Poko's continued existence has also been threatend by the Pokofister and the Poko Restaurant.
See also Cat fisting
