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Poland
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Poland (also known as Ireland 2.0, but no one gives a shit about this) is a rather backwards country, whose President admitted to not using teh internets and keeping his money under a mattress.
Since the Jews are missing since the 1940s, the remaining people, "the Poles," or "Polacks," serve as the butt of the world's jokes about retarded people. Without the Jews to keep track of the nation's industry, currency, government, infrastructure, and all the other things of civilized life, the Poles just sort of bumble along in life, making ends meet, with a living standard almost as high as Russia's. Since joining the the European Union, Poland's main export is builders.
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[edit] Tits or gtfo
Polish girls happen to have exceptional mammaries, thus warranting Poland's existence as a country. busty.pl happens to document this phenomenon quite exceptionally.
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 There were busty Polish girls at least 100 years ago. Even check TOW. |
[edit] Polish trivia/history
- The double Nobel laureate Marie Curie (born Maria Skłodowska) was Polish and an atheist; she named the element polonium after her native country.
- Nicolaus Copernicus (discovered that Earth wasn't the centre of the universe, AKA Heliocentric Cosmology) was also a Pole.
- So was Fryderyk Chopin (teh musician).
- Many Polish names end in -ski because they cannot spell Toboggan.
- Polish women do not use vibrators due to the risk of chipping their teeth.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar. lulz.
- 87% of the Polish population opposes letters.
- The name of Poland's ruling party means "urine" in Danish.
- The Polish Mafia kills people by throwing them out basement windows.
- In Poland, the groping of women is an acceptable greeting.
- Their main exports are nail polish and shoe polish.
- Cows in Poland deliver green milk because of the contamination from Uranium after the small incident at Chernobyl in 1986.
- Polish Vodka is TEH REAL DEAL. "Pure Polish Spirit
Vodka" is 96% (a massive 192 proof) alcohol content, and is prescribed by Polish doctors for a range of ailments. Some claim that Polish Vodka can burn the cancer right out of a person. But it cannot burn Teh AIDS out of anyone.
[edit] Other ways Poland has been forgotten
Microsoft also forgot Poland. Check the timezone map in your date & time settings. Poland is actually a lake. This may seem hard to believe at first but it actually is true!!!111one
[edit] Poland has arrived on YTMND
[edit] See also
[edit] Gallery
 Present polish president (at left) with his dog (at right) |
 Typical polish fashion accessory: the hair tie |
 Image of more typical Polish citizens |
 Cover of Grand Theft Auto: Poland |
 Loading Screen from Grand Theft Auto: Poland |
 Typical Polish bodybuilder |
