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Stripper

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What every aspiring stripper needs to own a copy of. Especially if she's been in the business for a decade or more!

Regular pole dancing allows you to stand on your hair!

How do I shot Poll Dance?

A stripper (or wage troll) is the larval stage of the creature that will eventually become a Porn Star.

For people who wish their porn smelled like stale beer,vaginal sweat and cigarettes, they can get the wonderful experience of seeing a meth-addled whore with fake boobs dance to bad music. As many a man can attest, there's nothing better than seeing a extremely razor burnt cooch with ingrown stubble under poor lighting rattle around to the tune of Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps".

Many fall into the illusion that the stripper dancing on a table in front of them with an ass stuffed full of dollar bills is sexually interested in them. They continue to believe this despite the fact that they spent all your rent money and still haven't got any for the 4th month in a row. This will lead to their landlady to finally be able to tell them to GTFO providing many lulz to their current situation.

The average career of a stripper lasts two years or less, when she marries the only asshole who doesn't frequent her nudie bar, only to live out her days as a waitress when he gets tired of her shit and dumps her.

You can also see men strip at gay bars, if you are gay or just want a stripper who will touch you. There's also the mythical Chippendale Dancers who dance only for women, but since women have no sex drive, this is obviously a myth.

1 Pole Dancing
2 Trivia
3 So You Wanna Be A Pole Dancer?
4 See Also

[edit] Pole Dancing

A staple of the stripper's routine to gouge you for all your Jew Gold pole dancing, as the name itself suggests, originated in Poland. Mostly practiced by drunk college girls at spring break but recently, pole dancing has entered the mainstream with many gym's featuring Pole Dancing Fitness classes for flabby housewives and DVDs that teach them how to spice up their non-existent sex-lives and pump up their husband's flacid pen0r. Your husband should love you no matter what your physical appearance looks like right?

[edit] Trivia

If a stripper dances for you or near you she automatically wants you to follow her home
All strippers are either under-privileged white women or over-privileged black women
Strippers are covered with a thin layer of glitter and/or mucus (sp), like snails.
It takes approximately six hours for a man to remove all of his ass hair in order to prepare to wave his weiner down at the "White Swallow".
If ugly men and small penis's did not exist, neither would strip clubs.
sex with a stripper automatically leads to a guest appearance on maury