Politics

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

All politicians look alike

The art or science of appearance of government or governing, especially the governing of a political entity by monkeys, such as a nation, and the administration and illusion of control of its internal and external affairs.

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1 List of Major Political Parties
2 Politicians
- 2.1 Other things that appear to help politicians get elected
- 2.2 Policies on honesty
3 See Also

[edit] List of Major Political Parties

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[edit] Politicians

Put a REAL political outssssider in the White Houssssse

A politician is someone with a negative IQ who manages to convince enough people that they are fit to make important decisions about how a society is organized. There are a number of ways they might go about this.

pretending to care
threatening violence
lying
bribery
sucking every voting-age citizens dick, one man at a time.
gaining support of famous talking heads through method 4
not being a member of the nazi party
" " green party
" " communist party
having a Satanic Douchebag as you're adviser.

[edit] Other things that appear to help politicians get elected

an insincere smile
assumed of being the anti-christ
a fat ass

A common poster used by Politicans

babykissing
pretending to be a cowboy
pederasty
a boring suit
being bald
a cock
not being a nigger
being a nigger
lack of experience with hard labor of any kind
being a washed-up actor

If you do want to get elected and you possess a cock, it's best to keep it safely tucked away until after all the votes are counted. Other things you might want to keep under wraps include:

too much interest in baby kissing
alcoholism
your fursuit
interest in making your community a better place
signs of life

[edit] Policies on honesty

Politicians are held to strict dishonesty policies. Any politician caught telling the truth fails and is immediately b&. The reason for this rule is that if at Least 100 politicians tell the truth at the same time it will have the same effect as dividing by zero.