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Poop

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This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name.

You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.

You fed your cat people food again.

This is not chocolate.

A verb, noun, and adjective all at the same time!

Poop can mean you're tired, or feeling terrible.

Poop can mean you are defecating.

Poop can mean feces.

Everybody poops (except the pope).

Fags eat poop.

Poop is also fun to say!

Try it! POOP POOP POOP POOP

If you love poo that much, go on Rate My Poo .

In the dark ages, there were people whose job was to clean the feces out of the king's rectum with their hands. No, seriously. These days, those people are generally used for controlling funt

Poop is also sometimes mailed to hardvice!

Sometimes if you are constipated you can take HUGE poops that stop up toilets. If you have this problem you should try pooping at work or at school in order to prevent making a mess at home. It's always funny to leave your own problems on someone else's floor. It is also fun to poop on the property of other people. Go ahead and poop on someone's patio. Many ED users like to poop somewhere where their enemies are bound to find it.

1 Poop VS Poot
2 Steve Irwin Researches Poop
3 Classifying Poop
4 How to poop
5 Things that poop goes on
6 See Also
7 External links

[edit] Poop VS Poot

Pooting is serious business.

In its gassy state, poop is called "poot." In fact, "to poot" is an infinitive that basically means "to fart."

Pooting (or farting) is totally unfunny. Therefore, ED shall refrain from publishing an article about it. However, for the sake of those who may be confused about the difference between "poop" and "poot", you need not any longer be confused anymore than you already were confused in the first place when you (a confused person) linked to this page when you were confused. Consider yourself no longer confused, O eternally confused one.

"Fart" ryhmes with "art." (Whoever invented English knew this from the start.)

Pooting in public . . .

. . . VS pooping in public.

[edit] Steve Irwin Researches Poop

Crocodile Dundee does some poop research

[edit] Classifying Poop

After dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, it is imperative you classify your poop so that you can tell all your friends. Poop is classified by number of divisions present in the bowl.

If you have a healthy colon and you drop one massive brick, that is classified as a one and done
If you drop twins, that is classified as a two and through
three and free
four or more

Example: "Yo I just took a shit." "How'd it go?" "Four or more." "Nice."

[edit] How to poop

He wants to suck your shit.

Don Henrie's dream.

Pooping (also known as shitting, crapping, and fucking need toilet) is pretty easy you just need to sit your anus on a toilet and get a plunger and stick it up your ass until the poop forces its way out then flush