Poor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Poor (Rattus Penuriosus) are a curious species of large rodent that superficially resemble a very hairy, smelly human. Individual poor allegedly have very little money, not even enough to afford an AOL account. Thus there are no poor on the internets, because although they have the same amount of disposable income as the internets poor, they wisely prefer to spend it on the necessities of life - such as alcohol and crack - rather than cripplingly addictive pastimes such as MMORPGs. They also lack opposable thumbs. Many of the poor act like a twisted evil twin of a camwhore, except instead of hiding their ugly on the internets with internet disease so sad bastards will send them money to see their boobs, the poor try to look as ugly as possible IRL so people will give them money to go away now plzkthx.
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[edit] The country
Poor is a small 'country' which moves around the map like a plague of locust. It's said the map of poor resembles toilet paper wiped on a fatty's arse after a shit.
[edit] Not Poor
Many black people are mistakenly identified as being poor. This is incorrect. They are just lazy, as they are niggers.
[edit] Places the Poor can be found
- The partially submerged ruins of New_Orleans
- In a gutter
- Unemployment office
