Poptarrrt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Poptarrrt, also known as Brianna Disaster, is an attention-craving, 14-year-old girl from Chatango whose sole purpose in life is to be a stupid, annoying bitch with a love for cock. Some of her hobbies include crying, self-mutilation, cybering with boys, and generally being a retarded, emo bitch. It's a good thing that she talks to people on the Internets, because the sound of her voice alone would make just about anyone want to grab her by the fucking throat and choke her to death after having just injected steroids into their system. At the tender age of 14, she has an insatiable love for cock, yet it is no surprise that she is still a virgin, because not even with a paper bag over her face could she give 13-year-old boys the idea of sex. Like most other girls who spend their time on the Internets instead of the kitchen, she has absolutely no friends and no life. This is mainly because nobody can put up with all those fucking freckles on her already hideous face, and also because she goes batshit crazy when others don't give her the attention she desperately craves and her parents don't give enough of a shit to actually buy some fucking Ritalin and treat their daughter's ADHD. If shooting her at point blank isn't enough to shut her up, the tragic events that she has suffered in her short life will eventually lead to her doing what all the cool kids do and becoming an hero.
