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1 pr0n! A Brief History
2 Typical Dirty Tricks
3 Source Of Lulz
4 Typical porn advert (from ED)
5 Examples Of Being One With The Fap

[edit] pr0n! A Brief History

There are people on the internets that hold the belief that you are dumb (and horny) enough to wank to poor-quality porn, and coincidentally these people also have a great deal of money to throw around (because some people pay for porn instead of going directly to MySpace). In turn, there are also a great many sites that are operated by deviant pedophiles who are more than willing to sponsor Anal Goat Rape if it scores more checks in the mail. These sites are usually orientated towards L33T Haxors and gamers, who despite their intimate knowledge of Counter Strike and C-Basic, don't fully grasp the concept of free smut and its infinite availability. That's right, your son isn't just buying WoW time with your credit card.

(note: If some bright spark finally gathers up all the Wapanese TARTlets and launches a pr0n site dedicated to Night Elves, the profits will be equivelant to the amount of Pwn in Sparta.)

You just can't make this stuff up. (Unless you are a certified Arr-tard.)

[edit] Typical Dirty Tricks

Because so many morons are easily scammed out of their life savings in a desperate attempt to get some fap material, the next logical step for those wanting to make a quick buck off you is giving "free" limited time offers, usually a few days worth of membership. All that these businessmen need is your Credit Card number, and of course that limited time offer becomes a lifetime membership. Next thing you know you're on the street. Your house repossessed because you couldn't pay your bills. All this because you wanted to see britney spears nude, the next thing you know you are giving some angry nigger a blowjob for 20 bucks and some crack.

Another wonderful marketing tactic is to present you with several banners (see below) filled with blind links and pop-ups which trick idiots into thinking that fantasy your wife will try with you, because she is such a prude.

[edit] Source Of Lulz

Many poor Memes and absolutely every member of The Power 5 started off as pr0n. Even the Happy Negro smiles because he earns his money from Wankers on Bangbus.com. So: