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This is a list of pages needed in relation to all things Furfag.

Please don't just add just any random furry. We only want pages on furries and furry communities who cause big time drama or show an excelled level of sick-fuckery.


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KEEP THE LIST ALPHABETIZED.


Needed

  • AbbyWolfox abbywolfox A furry who essentially has delusions of adequacy as he always manages t piss off the shit artists on FA for not adhering to a certain style of doing things. Also hates it when people watch him on FA.
  • addlesee - addlesee - a comment whore who expects everyone and I mean everyone on his watchlist to comment, if they don't he tells them to unwatch him and blocks them if they don't unwatch him Proof
  • Aurelina Aurelina a.k.a. Dirge A transvestite furfag wanting to be a woman and even talked about getting a sex change operation. "It" is an RP whore and believes it is the queen of all that is fat, smelly, and slobby. She likes to pretend that she is French and speak French along with acting snooty and uptight Not only is he/she/it an RP whore, it is also a commission whore getting everyone she can to draw her fantasies of becoming larger than the planet. Can also be found here as one of its murrsonas.
  • CookingPeach - miupix, is the weaboo queen of furfagotry. His deviantArt page is the tip of this frozen shit iceberg. He draws tranny shit, gay shit, bi shit, and all of it is nasty. [1] and that is where his most fucked up shit is.
  • Dragoneer - Dragoneer a.k.a. Preyfar Owner of Furaffinity and head admin. Surprised he doesn't have one by now. Huge commission whore, a pushover and pretty much spineless. Can easily be controlled and swayed into some way of thinking. Ultimately let cub porn be allowed on FA. He secretly does love cub porn and likes babyfurs as well, most likely the reason cub porn is still allowed as well. He runs FA for self-aggrandizement and he is incompetent. Also, look for him on Steam, he's an admin of the group "The Furry Pound". ((High Priority Hardcase ))
  • Dragonkick - dragonkick More inflation artist crap.Recently deleted his entire gallery then re-uploading a month later, thus proving that telling him his art sucks will drive him away. Also suffers from despression. Sounds like another Dragomike in the making, mirite?
  • Dragonrider1227 - FA A nigger furfag who's completely obsessed with Disney World. Like, completely obsessed. He also has a boner for a ton of much younger cartoon characters, especially Jenny the robot from My Life as a Teenage Robot (his DA webcam is a picture of her perfectly trapezoid-shaped ass). His Furaffinity is full of shitty MSpaint pictures of his (nigger version of Tails with an afro) fursona fucking them. He's also got a toy obsession, and his Youtube is full of his action figure videos and shit he's taped at Disney World. He also is butthurt over ED, says it's full of slander, and he also hates lulz. He is a BFF of various lolcows, such as Mikeroach113 (who he has defended against trolls) and Kphoria. If Dragonrider got an ED page, it'd be instant lulz shitstorm.
  • Emberkomodog Emberkomodog A furry artist who is only popular because he whores himself out to all the other popular fat fur artists, also a Britfag, used to run a YT series called Ember Explains It All to whore himself out to the furry fandom even more. He's incredibly snobbish, hates poor people (despite himself being unemployed and on the dole) and foreigners, and votes Tory.
  • Frank Gembeck, Jr Dustyn Furfag that was v& in October 2008 for having "approximately one hundred videos and fourteen still images on his computer and on DVDs, which depicted minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct."[2]
  • Frazzles626 Frazzles626 He's an inconsiderate shadow of a small man that baws about not having a real life girlfriend when he's flamboyantly gay, proven by the gay porn on his FurAffinity account. It should also be noted that he "pretends" to have faggoty sexual relationships with Jaggers, including a commissioned piece of him fucking Jaggers which can be found in his gallery.
  • Gdane - gdane (Also known as Baltodog) A dogfucker from Russia. Worships Klaus Doberman and traces his pets' cocks for educational purposes. Also has a Beast Forum account where he posts his home-made bestiality porn. [3] [4]
  • HyprHypr A failure of a human being, this fat Canadian furry actually charges for his rubbish artwork. He often whores himself out to popular furfag artists to get free artwork out of them, and usually succeeds after bribing and harassing them long enough. He also looks like the sad, test tube baby fusion of Jared from Subway's and the Verizon guy.
  • IntelMiner IntelMiner is a sixteen year-old, heart attack-worthy fatfur from Australia who seems to have 90% of everyone he meets hate him, mainly because he is a gigantic douche. A prime example of trying too hard, IntelMiner claims to be 'the best IT guy in the fatfur fandom', yet has nothing to exhibit his 'skills'. He's the founder of a troll sect called LEGION, an offshoot of the obvious, that seems to do nothing but badly parody memes, demotivationals, and rag on other fatties who he secretly wants to buttfuck.
  • Jaggers jaggers [5] An annoying little bastard who utterly fails at flash, gives people purrs for stupid things, uses false endangered animals, and epically fails as even a remedial /b/tard intelligence test. [Mentioned ED in 2008]
  • Jasufox Jasufox A babyfur who is pretty much a douche to furries who aren't into babyfur. Hated by his own gaming clan.
  • Mel-The-Hybrid melthehybrid's new account Long overdue for her own article, She's an egotisticle,Animal Abusing,WoW Fag,Furfag and Sonicfag. She acts like a goddess among furries and get's pissy when you crit her art. (( No butthurt I can find, Needs more or fuck it I guess. Hardcase ))
  • Michael Hirtes Michael Hirtes A con-man and commission whore. Was banned from FA. Some recent well known drama involved him and another artist. He ended up filing a complaint with Paypal and actually got his money back for the commission after the commission was completed by the artist. Is now trying to have his article removed on WikiFur. Hirtes also has a long history of questionable actions in the furry fandom spanning more than ten years which has earned him a very bad reputation. He also had a short lived 'zine' about harem furries. He is also known to gloat about living on welfare as well as conning artists out of their money.
  • Miller J Sullivan MillerJSullivan a.k.a Miller Wolf is the definition of an asshole. He treats anyone who is not a popular furry artist like dirt and insults them for it too. And anyone who is an artist and unlucky enough to know him soon realize he will only use you for roleplaying kinky vore scenarios or will want art from you. He is also very political and uses SecondLife a lot. Drama has occurred with him in SL before, usually with many people ending up hating him. A page about him is a must.
  • Newfdraggie Newfdraggie Pure faggotry in motion, likes to suck the dick of Dragoneer. Asshole supreme when he disagrees with someone, which is most NORMAL people. His dickheadedness extends to bashing people doing COMMON SENSE SHIT. [6]
  • Omegaplus omegaplus An elitist fur who draws massive fat asses. Is extremely paranoid about people. Doesn't want anything to do with minors due to his belief that they'll somehow get him for pedo stuff. Doing a page on him may cause him severe butthurt and to quit the fandom.
  • OzKangaroo OzKangaroo A lolcow. Always has some sort of drama related to him so lulz are ensured. Is an asshole to other people, even those close to him. Uses people and whenever someone pisses him off enough, he comes here to make an ED page about them, most notably about Rubbertex and Nemo. Also has a hugbox army.
  • PJBearstein PJBearstein A potential epic lolcow who is a naive pedophile with a fetish for making Arthur characters obese. Without any nudity or references to sex, this 49-year-old man is more disturbing than the most vile dogfuckers and child rapists. Perhaps because his eerily chaste images are almost realistic depictions of how a child abduction would go down: [7]
  • Pokelai Pokelai A Malaysian furry who wants to try and visit all his elitist asshole friends in the US but can't; probably because he is a muslim he left FA for a while as he was most likely butthurt due to some random drama on FA.
  • RaccoonDrew RaccoonDrew Just another asshole like Rubbertex hangs out with a bunch of elitist fat fur and inflation artists, and when pissed off at someone he gets his friends to talk to that person for him instead of growing a pair. Doing this page would be huge!
  • RacthetMechanic RacthetMechanic A "Heterophobic" attention whore, who claims to have had sex with his father,as stated here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1061066/. Catch phrase is "Less Drama More Sex".Despite the fact he occasionally makes drama filled journals ,himself.He hates everyone who doesn't believe what he believes but promotes "freedom of speech" at the same time.he is THE essence of a hypocrite.
  • renarddelfleureax FA a faux straight teenager who draws mediocre pics of oversized musclefurs and fatfurs. He takes obvious delight in making piss-poor gift art for his god, an artist named Rehgan, who, though not very well, taught him to draw. He is obviously gay for Rehgan, and would make gay love to him if it weren't for the stick stuck up his ass. He remains quiet on FA, unless someone insults his Republican and Christian beliefs, or Rehgan. He then becomes a lulz-worthy troll. He is fun to insult, and will probably bitch to Rehgan once he sees this. I don't have enough information on Rehgan, but he, too, would probably be a lulz-worthy candidate.
  • Sabby - Sabby - Also known as Sabuteur (Myspace and gamertag mong others). Another dogfucker and Sparklemotion's bitch. Has a fetish for having his dick stepped on. [8]
  • saintdraconis - saintdraconis One of the more fucked up fat furry artists on FA, many accounts from those who met him say that he is a man whore hungry for more sex than his fat ass fursona is for food, he isn't fat but he is a Spic and thus with this information, there is potential for lulz.
  • Sinister Taz - Sinister Taz (aka "Betawolf") A pedo furry who actually believes that existing Child Porn should be LEGAL in order to rehabilitate pedophiles or to prevent other people from practicing in real life. He himself commissions tons of pedo shit from other artists. He recently has been under drama for bawwwwing about having COMMISSIONED artwork from other artists reposted on e621.net. He has now threatened the website and possibly ED as well with a legal case about DMCA. Only problem is he doesn't own the rights to the drawings so he can't do jack shit. Correction! He now forces artists to legally forefit all rights to their own work over to him. (Notice how half of them lack a written signature.) Be the illusion dispersed as real names are the order of the day. All the legal mumbo-jumbo reasoning can be found here (or here for when he deletes the original).
  • Stalking Cat - The guy is an e-celebrity for his fucked up face. There's a million documentries and just boat loads of info on the guy. He attempted to make his face look like a tiger and instead became a walking crime against humanity. He's also "not a furry" even though he hangs out with them. This guy is e-famous, furry and possibly in every furry documentry ever made and that will be made as long as he is alive. He should probably get a plaster casting of his face so the level of failure that is Stalking Cat, can haunt the wretched hive of horror that is furry for eternity. Seriously just look at his mug here: [10] Baleeted ((High Priority Hardcase))
  • Swan-scone DA FA a possible target. A "former porn artist", huge fangirl, a big furry and an even bigger hypocrite. If you lurk around long enough (2.04 seconds), you can find many, MANY drawings of fetishes including but not limited too: Gore, Vore, Her boyfriend (a fetish in itself), Anteaters (whut?), and genderswaps of pretty much all of her friends. Also has a drama ridden history with a number of users from various sites. But the real gold would be on her LJ -missing link- -friends only journal-
  • TehBrownPup - Tehbrownpup A talentless whiny attention whore furry artist who whines and complains when things don't go his way, has changed accounts on FA, quit college and spends all his time playing video games and browsing the internet. He also has a history of deleting journals.
  • thedarkwolfzearoth - thedarkwolfzearoth A furfag that /r/'s anyone willing to draw free art of his "murrsona" pissing, even if the artist draws like a 5 year old. He is also very ungrateful if someone misses a small detail on his character, such as his tail having a dark grey patch or some shit. He will practically demand it be fixed because I guess it makes his character TOTALLY ORIGINAL right? Not only does he have a freaky piss fetish that even hardcore watersports fans would probably cringe at but he also loves scat, farting, and of course dog dicks. He is a part of a bestiality forum (EliteZoo), has admitted to loving the scent of piss, even to the lengths of "marking" the plushy he sleeps with without washing it. There was a big drama fest that happened back in December where he even pissed on a piece of paper and uploaded it for the internet to see. He also has admitted to being attracted to the scent of his cousin's dog that was in heat. How nobody has made an article about him yet astonishes me.
  • tigersammy - tigersammy A furry who managed to get himself kicked out of a furry convention for having sex in a hot tub with his mate. A huge source of lulz.
  • Tobymanic - Furaffinity Account Deviantart Account Bisexual furfag who is a self-proclaimed troll fighter who reports everyone he does not like for stupid reasons such as making fat jokes. He is a massive lulzcow who whines incessantly about trolls and cannot take criticism on his shitty artwork. Also he is a fat fur who faves disgusting shit like inflation.
  • The Den The Den has references to two homes in australia where furries convene and go god knows what. Has the potential for mild-lulz. anyone live in australia who's brave enough to check it out?
  • Vgm22 Vgm22 Taking a look at this whiny bastard's FA profile is simply enough to form a hazardously accurate opinion from the first paragraph. A page for this abomination is simply a must.
  • Ziggyfox ZiggyFox a furry who likes to pick fights with other furries for no reason, a ED article on this guy would be good, his recent and possibly ongoing feud is with Tori_Belliachi he suffers from extreme butthurt, search both his and Tori's journals for potential lulz

Articles that need help

  • AshuraTheFox - Furfag on deviantART who faked having cancer under the claim that he wanted sex offenders and child molesters to leave him alone. Caused epic lulz when it was discovered it was a hoax. Needs moar lulz, screenshots and screencaps.
  • Ke-Kaikunane-o-Seer - needs more text.
  • Uncle Kage - this guy leads the world's biggest furry convention. A convention that may have caused a fucking baseball team to lose because they shared a hotel with the said convention. There has to be SOMETHING on this guy. He's creepy and he's important.
  • Yiffstar - needs moar lulz and drama as does the site itself

In Progress

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  • Asphyxiation - A somewhat decent artist who recently decided that the internet is far too lul worthy and extreme for their taste so decided to get an ass load of commissioners to give them money... Then decided to write this bullshit about how they decided to steal teh furs monies and run away. What a dick.
  • PJBearstein - I don't know about this guy but its obvious this guy is one of the more fucked up furries on this needed list, by seeing what is in his gallery, (I may need a hand or two to write this one.)
  • RaccoonDrew - Gonna start this. Got lots of info (Gonna take a break from him)
  • Sinister Taz - Started when drama on this guy was appearing then got preoccupied with other things. He stated at one point he wanted already existing CP legal and began pursuing legal actions against e621.net because they were re-posting artwork he commissioned. Now he has moved accounts and now forces any artists he commissions to sign over their rights for the piece of artwork.
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