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dncingmalkavian is a woman who prides herself into being one of a multitude of talents. Her talents range from being a legal expert, a model and last but not least, a musician who writes such decadent and insightful EBM music. Dncingmalkavian takes herself too seriously, and this is due to certain factors : She's a wannabe artist and/or the internet is serious fucking business for her. Be careful, don't make a macro of her, or she'll report you to LJ Abuse, thus resulting in your beloved community getting fucked up the ass.When she's not recording crappy music, or obsessively searching for macros of her photos, she's off doing "photoshoots" with the photographers in the OlanMills Portrait Studio at her local Wal-Mart.
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