Linuxbeak is the number one henchman of King Jimbo I of Wikiland. He is a detached pedophile who prowls the net looking for little boys to rape and consume. Aside from being a brown-shirted wiki thug, he is also the seneschal to King Jimbo and the gay lover of Psychonaut. He recently assassinated a great member of Wikiland, who will be poignantly missed and always remembered for bravely challenging the evil and sadistic "Schenckmeister." His Wikipedia user page has been vandalized 159 times and counting, quite possibly because he's a fucking dweeb who quotes the bible. Jesus Christ is dead, Alex, get over it.
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Today's Featured Wikipedian
| Cyde
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| "Those of us actually in the know, in the backroom IRC channels and such, saw a completely different side of how these things unfolded "
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Cyde Weys, or simply Cyde, is a pseudonym of Benjamin McIlwain. Cyde is a fat Wikipedia undergraduate admin, best known for being the responsible of the Great Anti Userbox Rampageof May 2006, along his pseudo-intellectual friends Tony Sidaway and Conrad Devonshire.
Cyde did not have it easy as a little boy. He was rejected by all the girls because of his physical impediment, although he did find redemption in macrobiotic food, top notch entertainment, and, of course, meditation. When he was 16, some argue he tried getting infected with teh ghey, but his ass was so damn huge not even gay boys wanted anything to do with it.
Noone loved him. Not even God, because god hates fats. What was Cyde supposed to do?
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