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- A miraculously popular teenager in desperate need of talent.
- Self indulgent emo kid. punk/skater wannabe. His ego is out of control, and he has an unhealthy obsession with boobs. he prides himself in his "awesome" hair.
- Because being a spoiled, overprotected kid means you have an illness.
- ED mentioned at 1:00, questions the superiority of our analytical superiority. (article was previously deleted due to lack of lulz)
- GEEK PRIDE! biotch!
- Mac enthusiast, and lip-synching mansonite, also an accomplished poet "I've wroten a shitload more poems"
- Gay, emo, furry. Has posted a "To The Fur Haters" video and pulled it, and made a "Why I'm Not Emo" video. All around homo.
- It's his destiny to protect all those he can from cyberbullies and hackers. Can totally hack your ass. Srsly.
- Claims to have "owned" The FCTC and Chris Crocker. Definition of "owning" is making shit videos and blocking responses.
- 30 year old furfag, created a furry manifesto, lol this guy's SERIOUS!
- Srsly...
- Righteously defends any far faggots and their allies and blocks you if you disagree with her at all; "wtf? i go to church and pray EVERY sunday so fuck off. Also, im babtized so leave me alone. Whats on my page has NOTHING to do with being christan, so leave me alone. If i get one more rude comment from u, i WILL get my friends to attack u. Btw: Did u consider HOW i was going to feel when u put that comment on my channel? Appariently not. I will give u ONE chance and ONE CHANCE ONLY to prove that u can be nice. I suggest u change before it was too late." LULZ, remember no furry can seriosuly claim to be a christian or beleiver in any of the three Abrahamic religions (islam, christianity and judaeism) because being a furry is tantamount to pagan animal worship, lol fucking morons.
- A fag that posted a video claiming to have sucked Barack Obama's black dick in 1999. Payoffs by Clinton or Karl Rove? Lulz will be had.
- LULZ WTF Egoistic Lulz Cow who claims GOV owes him $10000000,he has over 600 videos and responds to any video against him.Maybe the next Male Gay Diamond... OMG Watch This Now.
- Asking For It I LOLED SO HARD.
- This guy is ripe for trolling. Another fundamentalist, he honestly believes, and I quote, that "all science is lies." He claims to invite debate, but when someone proves him wrong, he says that they "didn't even touch the subject." He thinks that Black Sabbath was the first metal band. He has terrible taste in music. He believes that (I'm not joking here) that God makes planes fly. He has a Myspace and a Xanga. His AIM is Love4Christ964. His birthday is November 26. Read the "Heroes" section of his Myspace. It's fucking scary what he actually beleives.
- Made a video Video "Geek girls can be hot because I'm a geek and I'm hot and look at all these Star Wars and WoW and Tolkien books I have and these Transformers and these weapons and anime and I know what the TIE in TIE Fighter stands for and I am too a geek!"
- Bitter atheist, who is trying to get Anonymous to be his personal army to go after "Christian Fanatics" and boycott the Olympics Profile
- OSA bully, brags about how he got Wise Beard Man banned.
- An Internet Tough Guy who will moidalize ya IRL if you claim you're better than him at anything. Seriously. He also claims to be a famous film maker, despite only having 11 subscibers. Of note is that even though he's old enough to have a porn 'stache, he sounds like a 13-year-old boy, complete with bouts of all-caps. And threats of physical violence, can't forget those.
- A fat, retarded Finnish guy obsessed with the USA whom is a major Bible thumper and is obsessive with 'Mario and Sonic At the Olympic Games.'
- Woman with crazy obsession for garbage trucks and used diapers, used to be on Flickr.
- Some emo kid who tried to kill himself with a balloon because of comment voting,jacks off to Soulja Boy
- AKA misc109,Hypocrite,gunfever faggot,attention whore,thinks he owns people by making shitty speakonia videos.
- bFemanon who has raped MrFetch in the past. She's already mentioned in the Fetch article anyway as having sloppy seconds after Cyanterrorist and rickyricardo123. OH, and she has a video under "Responses" on the fetch article.
- A 12 year old whore who worships emos and a group called the DMR. She lied about her age 3 times saying she was 18, then 13, then 12. She also said once she retired from trolling but keeps coming back to troll's pages and stir shit. Also got hacked on her colinlovergirl page.
- Animal rights zealot who calls you an "animal hater" and sends her personal army after you, if you 1-star her videos!
- Some kid encouraged by his loving parents to make crap so they put it on YouTube for everyone to see.Daily Motion
- An idiot with a huge case of unwarranted self importance, absolutely no knowledge concerning game history or the English language, stutters worse than a Pinto engine, and worst of all, he has this close-knit legion of retarded fans. Also, an annoying voice and a fucking chin strap
- A weeaboo nigger with ADHD who talks like a postpubescent Urkel after 74 espressos. It "REALLY GRINDS HIS GEARS" when he is called a fag, n00b, troll, etc., and he will respond to such keen observations violently, often with "Christ-damn motherfucking JOCL-copter ("jumping off a cliff laughing")" anger "without the slightest hint of mercy or remorse!!!11!1," followed by immediately Blocking the offender. Unlike traditional niggers, Cyclolpsis has the ability to shoot "Hyper Ultimate Shinkuu Kamehame-Hadoukens" at his enemies rather than bullets. Like traditional niggers, he is stupid enough to believe that Massachusetts is a city.
- Desperate to save their shit reality show, a TV producer and former contestants have turned to viral video and at least 100 fantards have made "save teh moal!!!1" videos.
- An atheistic infidel older than time itself. Known for generating world-shattering amounts of butthurt from Muslims and Christians.
- IRL Troll that antagonizes random Latin(o/a)s in Los Angeles. For example, he likes to pick-up random day-workers in front of Home Depot, tell them that he has a job and then proceeds to drive to the local Immigration and Naturalization office.
- Tranny clone of Chris Crocker. Not even trying to be original.
- weeabo troll, holy fuck get ready to rage.
- Marina Orlova (see TOW) Profile
- Hot as fuck Russian chick who discusses the etymologies of words. Trolled Wikipedia once. Is mentioned briefly in the YouTube View Fraud article. Hotforwords is a redirect there.
- nealadamsdotcom Profile. I've already mentioned this guy on ED:NEEDED, but this page might be more suitable. Believes that the Earth is expanding like a balloon, and has made a ton of vids about it. Accuses anyone who disagrees with him of being a creationist.
