Portugal
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Portugal is like the California of Europe, full of erofags, republicans, and drugs. Just like California, it is the westernmost part of Europe. The only difference is that Portugal has no IRL monies.
The people who dwell there are known as the Portugayse, or Pork an' Cheese ("Porkie" for short).
The world owes a great deal to the portuguese since they are the ones who started the slave trade of the niggers.
A less known historical fact is that Portugal, as the cradle of slave trading, was the first country to take niggers out of africa. Yes, they started it all.
Fun Fact: only one out of ten Pork an' Cheese children know that Portugal is a country. None could find it on a map.
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[edit] Food
Porkies have strange food. They eat snails and other stuff like that, and they love it. They also have dishes which would be qualified as creepy by nearly everyone. Most of them consist on mixing up every single part of pork (like ears, nose, balls and cock) with beans, bread or even potatoes, let it float for a while on yummy liquid straight from Tubgirl's anus and then find fancy names for them such as "PAPAS DE SARRABULHO" or "COZIDO À PORKIEGUESA".
[edit] Investigation and Development
Portugal is the first country in the world to have successfully produced and distributed bottled /b/. Comes in many flavors, such as Orange, Lemonaids and others more random, such as Coffee and Lemon.
[edit] Foreign Relations
None. All the good portuguese people went to Brazil - but since there were noone anyway, Brazil stayed the same. Portugal has not had an international dispute since 1801. They have France and Spain to keep out the Nazis.
[edit] A Complete List of Worthwhile Porkies
- D. Afonso Henriques - First Porkie King. His daddy was French. Founded the country after beating up his mommy.
- Vasco da Gama - discovered the sea route to India, inspiring mass porkie emigrants.
- Christopher Columbus - discovered America and named it after himself. Crossed the globe at the service of Spain, because the Pork'n'Cheese Court raised several questions and had more important financial priorities.
- António O. Salazar - a great, porkie dictator. Deported political prisoners to Cape Verde for teh lulz.
- José Saramago Literature Nobel Prize possibly won thanks to being the only guy who can write whole books without a goddamned period dash or comma get away with it and even be praised for his unique style of writing
- Maddie's kidnapper (runs a pwn shop in South Central Lisbon).
- José Mourinho - Soccer coach who was deported for being extremely serious and arrogant.
[edit] Life
It is a well known fact that 90% of the population in Portugal is depressed, retarded and/or unlulzy. This is why many people move to Brazil, which is, after Portugal, THE Portuguese speaking country.
[edit] Economy
Since all of Portugal is black market software and slave trade, the offical Per Capita GDP is JEW GOLD. The slave trade is booming, however the software pirating industry is being undermined by China. Currently there are no lulz exported from Portugal. There is a VAT of 21% that even though makes Portugal an anti-lulz country, still makes their leader an epic IRL troll.
[edit] List of Butthurt Porkies so far
[edit] See Also
- Madeleine McCann
- France
- Europe
- Spain
- Brazil
- bcool.pt/ Official website of Portugal's finest bottled /b/. Warning: it's in porkiespeak.
