Porygon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Porygon is a pokeman that got its name from its odd composition of geometric shapes. It is also theorized that Porygon was named for the lulz because the Japanese cannot pronounce the word "polygon" and it ends up sounding like "porygon".
Like all semi-famous icons, Porygon was created by Microsoft Windows. Porygon is the oldest of Bill Gates's 4 offsrping: Windows Vista, Internet Explorer, and Miley Cyrus's voice box. After Bill Gates lost interest in sticking his USB cord all up in Porygon's USB port, he sold him to Japan for profit.
Porygon appeared in its very own episode of the shitty Pokeman animu in which it blew up flying heroin needles and created a ten-second long scene in which some colors flashed across the television screen and gave a bunch of Japanese 13-year-old boys seizures. Of course, because they were Japanese, nobody gave a shit about them. Instead everyone got pissed off that there were drugs in a children's cartoon.
Immediately the Japanese government got real butthurt over the incident and sent armies of grammar police and hardcore shock troopers to investigate. It is rumored that Al Gore himself joined the fight against the oppressive pokemon, but to no avail. It was not long before the population of weeaboos in Japan was cut by at least 100 people.
Scientists believe that the flashing lights triggered photosensitive seizures in which visual stimuli such as flashing lights can cause altered consciousness. Although scientists know that approximately 1 in 4,000 people (0.5–0.8% of children between 5–13 years old) are susceptible to these types of seizures, the number of people affected by this Pokémon episode was unprecedented.
[edit] Facts
- Saddam Hussein was thought to have possessed this Pokemon, and as a result the War on Iraq began for control of the weapon of mass destruction.
- Porygon's seizures cause over 9000 japanese boys to becomes an fag every day.
- Porygon's lulz level is somewhere around 5000. Not as high as Mudkip, but enough to shut certain newfags up.
- Porygon and its various siblings are known for spreading viruses, inciting many to get Norton.
[edit] Catching Porygon
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If you are a faggot that happens to play the Pokeman games today then you are in luck. A winrar can be you if you follow these steps to capture a Porygon:
- 1. Catch all 150 pokemon.You dont have to catch Missing.No. or M.
- 2. Go to any pokemon center EXCEPT the one in Cinnibar.
- 3. Release ALL of your pokemon EXCEPT for Mewtwo.
- 4. Beat the Elite 4 with only Mewtwo 4 times.
- 5. ????
- 6. Profit!
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