Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

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Like most disorders, there is a legitimate form and a less legitimate form.

[edit] Legitimate Reasons To Have PTSD

• Molested
• Raped
• Murdered
• Nuked
• Served in Vietnam, World War I or World War II, maybe Korea
• Burn victim
• Prison
• Erectile dysfunction
• Victim of tragic car accident
• Being hit on by pedophile at young age

[edit] Less Legitimate Reasons To Have PTSD

• Almost raped
• Gained one pound OMG NOW I'M OBESE *vomit*
• Teenage "Holocaust survivor"
• Coveted thy neighbor's ass
• Coveted thy neighbor's ox
• Oppressed by the man
• Served in Grenada
• Served in the Canadian-American War

Also see Tawneelynne.