Power Rangers
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Power Rangers is something people with no life enjoy (their #1 fan is Ryulong). It was a TV show from Japan about people in spandex suits and helmets running around and fighting giant monsters with robots. The 1992 Japanese installment Jewranger[1] was picked up by some greedy US TV execs in 1993 and made into a cash cow, to milk the money out of boys in elementary school. It was considered a fad by many and quickly was abandoned, but some idiots still watch it, write fan fiction and wish they could do it with the members of the team.
Especially the sex bomb who potrayed the blue ranger, David Yost, even though he's a total faggot that directs softcore porn shows and is racist against the Nigra Ranger.
The way they get around is very efficient as they dress up in their coloured tights and flip around all over the fucking place, even if they were just going to the damned superstore. Win is inevitable, but it is always appropriate to look like they're losing the battle to make the bad guys feel better. So they put on cheesy stunt acts such as, flipping 100 feet in to the air after being tapped...landing on their fucking necks then screaming in agony until one of their fellow comrades helps them up and then everything is fine.
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[edit] Every Single Epesode
- Power Rangers as normal faggots.
- Fight those grey clay dudes. (win)
- Fight a monster. (win)
- The monster becomes giant.
- Power Rangers get giant robot
- Fight the giant monster then cut it in half with a power sword attack. (win)
- Power Rangers as normal faggots. The End.
An example:
[edit] The Power Rangers
[edit] The Original Power Rangers
Black Ranger Zack: portrayed by a black guy, lost a finger while hunting lion in Africa
Yellow Ranger Trini: portrayed by asian girl, currently she is busy being dead, cause she died in a car crash, asian woman are such bad drivers.
Red Ranger Jason: Stereotypical white leader karate guy, was not in a gay porn but became a fatass and was in every country BUT America. Cause he couldn't show his fat ass back in the states until some Power Rangers convention invited him.
Blue Ranger Billy Bob: Whiny little dork, got fucking smashed by the Red and Black guy.
Pink Ranger Kimberly: crack-whore slut who has done some nude photo shoots and has a guro fanfic devoted to her.
Green Ranger Tommy: Evil dude at first, becomes good cause he raped the Pink One
White Ranger 'Same guy as above': a white power Klansman of the KKK who was created by the series creators to express their racist attitudes, a faggot that all the weabo fangirls love, was the Green guy at first. Rapes the Red guy and steals his leadership position.
[edit] Replacements
New Red Ranger Mexican Rocky Balboa: Rocky Balboa's mexican bastard son, nothing much else to say about him.
New Black Ranger Johnny Yong Bosch: Known by weeaboos around the world as the voice of Vash and Ichigo from a shitty animus. He is a Korean but plays Warcraft instead of Starcraft.
New Yellow Ranger Nigger Lady: She hails from Africa and returns to Africa when shes realizes some Egyptian niggers killed all her lions and turned them into fur coats.
New Pink Ranger Kat: A British Furry faggot, seriously, Rita Repulsa turned her into a giant Furry to turn the other Rangers into Furries. Kimberly saw this plan a mile away and promptly broke up with Tommy and went to France to suck French cock. Tommy, now single and no one to suck his cock, gave Kat the Pink Power Morpher Coin so she can un-furry herself and be the british whore that she was destined to be.
[edit] Alien Rangers
Aliens, what the fuck do you think they are? One of them is a space nigger. The girl likes to suck Tommy's cock, though.
[edit] Zeo Rangers
Everyone from the replacement teams but they get their colors switched, Tommy is Red, Rocky Balboa is Blue, and Johnny is Green. They get an African slave as their new Yellow Ranger, she has a giant nose and mouth like most slaves. Jason also comes back as the Gold Ranger after he has gay sex with Triplets from some Planet that has Pyramid robots.
[edit] CarRangers
After the Triplets take the Gold Ranger powers back so that they can fuse into one, Jason becomes evil and makes Kimberly evil and wants revenge on the Rangers. Zordon was like "Ah hell no" while watching Pimp my Ride and decided to give the rangers Car powers. Also Rocky Balboa broke his leg after watching the new Rocky movie so some kid with AP powers took his place. Then Zordon was like "I NEED MOAR BLACK PEOPLE ON JEWTUBE" and fired all the Rangers and got a new team.
Red Ranger T.J.: The nigger Red Ranger Zordon always wanted
Green Ranger Carlos: A stereotypical mexican with a thick accent, The Rangers can't understand him half the time so they have him wash their cars and do their laundry most of the time.
Blue Ranger Justin: A Faggot 10 year old that AP's when he morphs, he is only there to have sex with everyone on the show
Yellow Ranger Ashley: Your standard highschool tomboy cheerleader type girl that tries to remain a technical virgin.
Pink Ranger Cassie: Some Asian girl but raised like a white girl, has Ranger sex with Phantom Ranger and just by saying Phantom Ranger makes her cum. Resurfaced evidence from 2006 shows that she is in fact Haruhi Suzumiya irl, and the weaboos went crazy. [2]
Phantom Ranger: Some Robot faggot that always gets his ass kicked but heals by having sex with Cassie. Gets lost in space.
[edit] Space Rangers
Zordon gets kidnapped and sent into space, so four of the Rangers follow him in space and meet Legolas's half brother Andros and become Space Rangers. T.J. becomes Blue and Carlos Black.
Red Space Ranger Andros: Legolas's half brother, tries to act cool but really knows nothing about having a life, seriously. He has psychic powers which he learned from Slowpoke himself. He asked Ashely to teach him pool after Math class but it's a trap! Andros just raped her on the pool table in the Halodeck which he borrowed from Patrick Stewart.
Silver Ranger Zhane: Some guy that was better than Andros, Andros secretly hated him stealing the spotlight from him during Andros's emo days so Andros froze Zhane for Over 9000 years while Zhane was on his way to a Titanic Audition. Then T.J. unfroze him like a dumb nigger.
The only real highlight of this verison is the crossover with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not the classic cartoon we all grew up with, but the shitty live-action FOX verison with the girl turtle), and Zordon instructing Andros to make him an hero
[edit] Galaxy Rangers
No Guts, No Glory. It has been said that the best thing about this is the dominatrix Karone who flaunted her sexy body in leather so tight that she had to hold her mouth open to breathe. Because of this, when she wasn't sucking cock, she drooled all over herself. Nobody cared because she was fucking hot.
[edit] Why all the Lineup Changes?
Since its beginning, Power Rangers has been fraught with lineup changes over which actors are or aren't being paid enough. The first rangers team consisting of Jason, Trini, and Zach reportedly left because they felt they weren't being paid enough. Recent evidence, however, has uncovered startling new reasons for the original red ranger's departure. Since the introduction of Jason David Frank, the green ranger, tensions between him and Austin St. John, the actor who played the red ranger, have heightened. Because Mr. St. John was a born-again Evangelical Christian, news reports have confirmed him being uncomfortable around his co-star. At the time, it is also believed that Jason David Frank was a closeted homosexual who had just come to terms with his sexuality and as such, he could not contain his feelings towards his fellow co-worker much longer. It is now believed that Austin St. John finally left the show because he felt "uncomfortable" in the presence of "Tommy."
Later on, though, Austin St. John returned for Power Rangers: Zeo. It is believed that around this time, he and Jason David Franke signed a "No Touching" stipulation clause with Saban ruling that "Tommy" was to keep his hands to himself. This clause lasted from St. John's duration as the Gold Ranger to the beginning of the Turbo movie. It was at the beginning of the Turbo series that Mr. Franke breached the contract once more, resulting in Austin St. John leaving the series permanently.
... at least until Forever Red. But by that time, Jason David Franke had lost interest. After all, the other red rangers were in much better physical shape for his roving eyes.
[edit] Length
It has moar series and spin-offs than Menudo has members. It's not like anyone cared after the original Pink slut ranger left anyway. Except the 16 year old Green/Pink ranger shippers, of course--seriously, over 9000 of all fanfiction from this series is about Green and Pink being emo over each other for breaking up between the original series and Zeo.
[edit] List of Power Rangers series
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
- Season Two where they replace the Black guy with a Korean, the asian girl with a black girl, and the Red dude with a beaner. Cause the original Red was like "I want a raise", so he got fired, and the black guy was like "Ah hell no boy, if he goes I go" and he got fired too, and they fired the Asian girl cause they felt like it.
- Season Three where they become KKK Ninjas and get a British whore
- Alien Rangers, cause 40 Year old fanfic writers made the Rangers AR and wanted some alien pussy.
- Power Rangers Zeo, where they replace Animals for shapes so they can reverse what the fanfic writers did. Former Red guy comes back as Gold guy to try to take revenge on the White guy turned new Red guy for his sodomized buttcheeks. Former Red guy fails, loses his powers, and gets fondled by King Mondo.
- Voicelugger [3]
- CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRANGER, more AP in this one.
- Power Rangers in Space. Dark Spectre caused 9/11 SPOILERS ANDROS KILLS ZORDON!
- Power Rangers get Lost in Space, more specifically a Galaxy. Jihad Stingwingers cause 9/11 and it's up to the Rangers in a big floating root beer barrel and the sexy dominatrix pink ranger Karone to save the universe.
- Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, where they use the same races for each color as the previous serious and have a voyeur Red Ranger. Also includes a faggot Titanium man that was in only 5 episodes and said he did all the work.
- Power Rangers DragonForce, Herman Li plays a revived Rita Repulsa.
- Power Rangers Fuck up our Time Line, includes multiple asians. In a twist of fate, 9/11 caused cut scenes!
- Power Rangers Hippie Force, where an abridged version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" is the catchphrase. Had a crossover with over 9000 Red Rangers who all gang-raped the Big Bad Beetleborgs.
- Ninja Power Rangers, includes several wapanese, also includes an asian that acts white.
- Power Rangers Dino Thunder, cause they ran out of ideas, oh noes their Black Ranger is a white guy!
- Power Rangers STD, where the Green Ranger says Buttery and everyone thinks its funny. Includes multiple furry encounters, its shit like this that turns kids into furries when they grow up.
- Power Rangers Harry Potter Force, Kumar makes a appearance as the Red Ranger, both his parents are white people.
- Power Rangers Construction Crew, where they bring back 5 of the older guys for an orgy (thus firing the new guys), and they have a Black Black Ranger that raps. Asian Ranger has small penis, the new nigger ranger acknowledges this.
Nigger Ranger ultimatley driven from fandom due to a mod not caring he was famousNigger Ranger currently owns a Ranger Cast hugbox where you can worship Power Rangers actors. - Power Rangers Jungle Furry, 2008 series, Oh shit Furry's have invaded Power Rangers. The Japanese version was called JewFurry Sentai GekiFurryJew Rangers and had a bunch of Furry Martial art masters. Now in Jungle Furry its a bunch of Furry Ranger Martial Art masters passing on their furry to a white kung fu master that owns a Pizza shop. And he passes on the Furry down to young Rangers and they spread the Furry to the little kids....dear god. Luckily Riki is going to come down and beat the shit out of those Furries.
- Coming Soon: Power Rangers Cancelled or Power Rangers Anime (2009)
[edit] Jews Did Lord Zedd
[edit] Agony in Pink
In 1994, a person known as "The Dark Ranger" posted a fanfiction depicting the Pink ranger being tortured on usenet. It is notable for its intense torture scenes and causing people to get pissed in Australia.
The below is chapter 5 of the alleged fanfic: Chapter 5 -- More Pain for Pink
Tommy had to be held back from tearing the command center apart.
"We've got to do something!" he cried.
"Don't you know where she it yet?"
"No, Tommy, we don't," intoned Zordon. "You have got to remain calm. Part of Zedd's plan is to cause dissent and fear among you Rangers. You must remain in control!"
"Control?" screamed Trini. "Control? Did you see her? DID YOU SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO HER? HOW CAN YOU TALK THAT WAY? WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!"
"Calm down," said Jason, trying to control his own raging emotions. "We can't help Kimberly this way. If we all stick together, we'll be able to save her."
Jason's words were logical, and a sense of calm settled over the room and Trini broke down into hysterical sobbing.
"Any luck tracking her down, Billy?" asked Jason hopefully.
"Negative," said the Blue Ranger. "There seems to be no way to be able to ascertain her spatial coordinates."
Tommy erupted at Billy's verbosity. "Can't you just speak NORMALLY for once in your life?" he screamed. He grabbed Billy and started to shake him. "I'M SO SICK AND TIRED ..." he trailed off.
"Oh, God, Billy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it..."
"I know Tommy," said Billy, reassuringly. "I'll keep working."
"Yeah," piped Zack, who had been comforting Trini, "we'll find her. And Lord Zedd will pay for this!"
"Zack is correct," said Zordon. "We must remain firm and committed and strong. This is our greatest challenge yet, but I am certain you Rangers can overcome it." Jason and Tommy both muttered their consent. They'd find her. And they'd have their revenge.
Morning arrived, or what Kimberly assumed was morning. There were no windows in the room she was being kept in, and she was pretty sure she wasn't even on Earth any more. She lay in her cage, the torture of the day before having faded to a dull ache over her body. The tips of her fingers and toes still hurt very badly, and her cunt, which had been shocked so badly, burned. The hope of being rescued was the only thing keeping her going. The other Rangers had seen her -- she had to believe that Lord Zedd was so pleased with what was happening that he may have slipped up. Although Zordon and Alpha-5 had always had to spy on Zedd, never had he been so brazen as to broadcast his activities. They would be able to use that to find her, she knew it! But just then she realized they had seen her -- Jason, Tommy, Zack, Billy, and Trini, all of them, had seen her naked and being tortured. She was overcome by a new spate of crying, tears flowing down her face not from pain or fear, but from shame.
It was in the middle of this last burst of tears that Zedd and two Putties entered the room. Kimberly struggled to get control of herself. "Ah, Pink Ranger, crying again? It pleases me to see you crying. I so enjoyed your tears last evening! I can't remember when I enjoyed any sound as much!" taunted Lord Zedd, and Kimberly groaned inwardly at the thought the the monster listening to and enjoying her crying. "Of course, there is another sound I enjoy more than your crying -- and that's you screaming in pain! And now, I am going to enjoy that sound some more! Putties! To the torture chamber!" On command, the Putties opened Kimberly's cage, and despite her protests and struggles, grabbed her, and dragged her down the corridor to the dreaded torture chamber.
Lying strapped to a table, Kimberly looked on in fear as Tortura brought a soldering iron close to her face. "Here, Pink Ranger, feel this!" he said and touched the iron to her cheek. She let out a cry and turned her head away, but the iron was cold.
"Oh," laughed the monster, "I guess I forgot to plug it in. Well, let's take care of that!" And so saying, he plugged the iron into a wall socket. He picked up the iron and held it near Kimberly's face. "Look at it, Pink Ranger, can't you feel it heating up? Soon, it will be doing it's work on your body... soon you will feel the pain from this simple device! Very, very soon, my pretty, this device, which is oh so small, will be causing you quite a great deal of pain. Can you imagine the pain you'll be feeling? Ha-ha-ha!"
Kimberly was awash in fear as the monster taunted her. She lay in her bonds, squirming, trembling, visibly trembling in terror as Tortura taunted her. "Think it's hot enough? Let's see!" said Tortura as he brought the iron near her breast. Kimberly could feel the heat approaching her flesh and began to beg. "No, don't do that, no no don't no nooooAAAAAAH!!! AAAHHHH!! NOOOO!!! OH GOD!!!"
The pain of the burn was excruciating. Tortura moved the iron to her armpit,
which was already wet with sweat, and burned her. Kimberly shrieked in agony as
the iron worked its torture on her. The iron was small, so it left only the
tiniest mark on Kimberly's body as it burned. This was deliberate on the part of
Tortura -- he wanted to preserve her beauty for a little while longer at least.
"No, please no more I can't staaAAAAAAAHHHHND!! AAAHH!! OH GOD OH
GOOOOAAAAAAAAHHH!! AAAHHH!!" Tortura used the iron on her stomach, inside her
belly button, on her breasts. He tweaked Kimberly's lovely brown nipple, and
then placed the burning iron directly on it.
"AAAAHHH!!! NOOOOO!!! AAAHHHH!!!" Kimberly's screams were music to Lord Zedd's ears. The sight of this lovely naked girl squirming in agony filled him with joy. Kimberly shrieked and screamed and writhed and begged for mercy. Tortura went to Kimberly's beautiful legs and burned the inside of her thighs. Then her went to her bare foot. He began to stroke her lovely, naked foot. Kimberly twisted her foot and wiggled her toes, trying to keep her sensitive foot away from the monster. Tortura grabbed her foot and placed the iron right in the center of her tender sole. "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH NOOOO AAAHHHH EEEEEIIII NO MOOORE STOOOOOP!" the miserable girl screamed in pain, desperately trying to twist her foot away from the monster.
Tortura grabbed her foot and held it firmly so the toes were pointed towards him. He grabbed her foot and held her middle toe securely. He took the iron and placed it directly under the nail and held it there. Pain shot through Kimberly like she had never felt before. "AAAAHHHHH!!" The most piteous and loud scream yet escaped her throat and she strained wildly at the straps, thrashing her head, trying, desperately trying to move her toe away from the pain giving iron, but still Tortura held the iron to her lovely toe. Kimberly's delicate toenail began to turn brown, and Kimberly's screams finally gave way to silence as, overwhelmed by suffering, she passed out.
Cold water splashed onto Kimberly's pretty face and she awoke slowly. As soon as she awoke, a Putty grabbed her head and held it firm with its steely grip. Tortura was standing over her and grabbed her cheeks with his left hand, holding her head firmly. He carefully squeezed the sides of her mouth until her mouth opened, and then he put his fingers over her jaw and held her mouth open. Kimberly hardly struggled -- she was so weak she let the monster do what he wanted. At least, she thought, he's not hurting me now. Then Tortura lifted a shining instrument and held it before her eyes, and Kimberly began to squeal.
She struggled gamely to move her head or to close her mouth, but the Putty held her head firmly and Tortura's strong fingers held her mouth open. The dentist's drill which was in Tortura's hands whirred to life, and the sound sent a bolt of horror through every fiber of Kimberly's being. "Now, open wide!" taunted Tortura and, holding Kimberly's pretty mouth open, he inserted the drill into her mouth. Muffled pleas for mercy escaped the miserable girl's mouth, which turned to screams of the purest agony as the drill cut into one of her teeth.
Steam rose from the tooth that Tortura was drilling, and Kimberly screamed and screamed in pain. Tortura was, of course, a master, and he drilled with excruciating slowness into the girl's tooth. Kimberly's pain was beyond belief, she thought she may go insane, or that her throat would be ripped raw from the screams that came from it, until finally, Tortura had drilled through the enamel of her tooth and drilled directly into the nerve of the tooth. Kimberly's body was racked with an intense bolt of agony and she mercifully passed out.
Cold water brought Kimberly back to the living Hell she was now in. Her tooth throbbed intensely, and as she lay strapped to the table, she closed her eyes and rolled her head back and forth. I can't stand anymore, she thought. She just wanted to die, please God let me die, anything to stop the horrible torture. She then felt Tortura playing around with her crotch. Kimberly opened her eyes and saw that the creature held a single wire in his hands. He inserted the wire deep into her urethra.
"OH MY GOD" gasped Kimberly as she felt the wire invade of this most private of holes. Then her crotch exploded, as Tortura flipped a switch and electric shocks coursed through Kimberly's most sensitive areas. Kimberly screamed and thrashed as this unexpected agony raced through her. But Tortura was far from done with Kimberly's lovely crotch -- when the shocks stopped, she saw that he held both the soldering iron and the electroprod in his hands. "OH PLEASE! NO PLEASE I CAN'T STAND ANYMORE I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST NO MORE PLEASE NO MO.. AAAAHHH!! AAAAAHHH!!! OH GOD! OH GOD AAAAHHH OH NO AAAHHH!!"
Tortura worked on Kimberly's clitoris and the lips of her cunt with both the electric prod and the soldering iron, and this these areas had been tortured previously with the whip and electric shocks, they were even more sensitive to pain than usual. Each new abuse of Kimberly's sensitive genitals caused shrieks of pain to emanate from the miserable girl's throat and echo against the walls. And, of course, Lord Zedd was a happy observer to the torture scenes, always mixing his hideous laughter with Kimberly's screams of pain and unanswered cries for mercy.
Kimberly lay on the table, panting and gasping. Sweat dripped down the entire length of her body. Her small but shapely breasts heaved as she sucked in all the air she could get. In the haze of agony that was her very being, now, she heard Tortura called her name.
"Pink Ranger," he intoned. "See what I've got for you now."
She turned to look at the monster, and she gasped in horror and began to pull wildly at her bonds. Tortura was standing before her, and had removed the "clothing" that had covered the monster's crotch. A huge, bluish penis jutted from there. It was gigantic, a hideous permutation of what Tortura knew a male organ to be. Kimberly thrashed and struggled like a wild woman, for she knew what was in store for her. She was a virgin, of course, but she knew about the "facts of life." She was starting to think that Tommy, or maybe Jason, would be her first. Not this monster. But even more terrifying than the thought of being violated by the monster was the size of the creature's member. Kimberly was sure she wasn't going to be able to stand it, it couldn't possibly be able to fit inside her, and besides, Tortura has spent much of the past few days torturing her genitals so they were aflame with agony as is, so she could only shudder at the thought of what they would feel like with the monster's member inside her.
Tortura approached her, and in the background she could see that Lord Zedd was watching, and savoring, every second. "No, please no no no you can't no please no no.." whimpered Kimberly as the monster mounted her naked, bound body. Soon its face was right in front of hers, and he lay on top of her. "No, you can't no no please please God have mercy no please no oh God oh God oh God.. oh noooooo! OOOH! OOHHHHH!!!" She felt the tip of his cock push at the lips of her punished cunt. Pain shot through her as the burns and shocks were rubbed by the tip of his cock. Then, with one mighty shove, Tortura rammed the giant cock into Kimberly's cunt, tearing through the hymen, and began to pump back and forth. Kimberly put her head back and screamed a scream of such pure pain and terror that Lord Zedd thought he might die from pleasure.
Kimberly's cunt was so punished that the pumping of Tortura cock inside her caused waves of unmentionable agony to shoot through her entire body. Combine the pain with the mental anguish Kimberly felt and you have a most exquisite torture. Tortura pumped and pumped and pumped and Kimberly screamed and screamed and screamed. She felt like his cock was tearing her apart, that he was splitting her wide open and tearing her limb from limb. There was nothing else in her life but the giant, hideous cock rubbing inside her tortured cunt and the agonizing, relentless pain.
Lord Zedd leaned in close to the suffering girl's face and began to laugh and taunt her. "Suffer, Pink Ranger! Feel the pain! Ah, ha ha ha ha!" Zedd's monstrous laughter continued, mixing with Kimberly's screams that continued to ring off the walls of the torture chamber as Tortura continued to pump inside her. Tortura, of course, could not ejaculate (the rape was simply something he felt would be an effective torture, and it was), so he simply continued to pump inside her until he felt she had reached the limit of her pain endurance. And when that happened, he removed himself from her cunt. Kimberly's screams stopped and she collapsed back on the table.
Through her tears and the pain, she heard Tortura say "Turn her over." She could feel herself being held down and turned over, so she was bound face down, with her smooth, perfectly shaped ass sticking up. Tortura went before Kimberly's tear streaked face. He held the dreaded electric prod in his hand. Kimberly whimpered at the sight of the prod.
"Remember this?" taunted Tortura. "Where can I use it now? Where, oh where?" he continued, standing up and walking towards Kimberly's ass. She couldn't see where he was going, but she gasped in terror as she felt him fondle her ass. Then, to her complete horror, she felt the probe enter her asshole.
Tortura slid the prod as deep into Kimberly's anus as it would go. "Ready, my dear?" he laughed. "No, don't!" cried Kimberly. "Please don't oh pleAAAAAIIIEEEEHHH!!! AAAAHHH!!! AAAAHHH!! AAAEEEIII!!!"
The pain of the electric shock coursing through Kimberly's tender anus was as intense as anything she had yet endured. Tortura kept it up for a long time, until Kimberly was on the verge of passing out. Then the shock suddenly stopped. Kimberly lay face down, praying that it was finally over, when she felt Tortura on her back. She could feel his giant cock rubbing against her anus, and she went wild. She struggled and screamed and thrashed and begged. But she felt the monster's hands grip her buttocks, and with a mighty push the tip of his cock entered her ass. Kimberly's eyes bugged open as her asshole stretched to receive the end of Tortura's cock. The pain was so great that it took Kimberly by surprise and she didn't even scream, just gasp. "Oh, GOD! OH GOD! NO NO !! NO! NO! OH NOOOO!! AAAHH!! AAAIIEEE!! AHHH! PLEEAASE NO NO DON'T AAAHHHHH!!!"
She couldn't believe that her narrow anus would be able to fit the creature's cock, it just couldn't fit! Tortura slowly pushed his giant cock inside Kimberly's ass as Zedd roared with laughter. Each inch the creature's member entered into the lovely girl's ass increase Kimberly's pain to a level she didn't think possible. "It can't fit" thought Kimberly through her terror. It was going to tear her apart, she would split open! He pushed and pushed until he was finally fully inside her. She struggled desperately, trying to expel the monstrous cock from her ass, but to no avail. Then he started to pump and pump and pump.
Kimberly's screams of agony and terror were truly pitiful to behold -- she twisted and writhed and drooled and screamed and begged and cried... her life had become pain and humiliation and terror -- there was nothing else but the horrible feeling of the cock in her ass, the humiliation, the horrible sound of Zedd's joyous laughter, and the intense, searing, unbearable pain... She prayed for death, anything ANYTHING but what was happening to her now! Finally, mercifully, after what seemed an eternity to the helpless suffering girl, pure pain overwhelmed her senses and she passed out. Tortura decided she had had enough for the day, and she was sent back to her cage.
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[edit] Power Rangers Dianetics Force
A 1980S commercial for the Scientologist axis movement clearly shows the original Yellow Ranger Trini saying, amongst others, the word "Trust" in her native language. Alpha, Xenu's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with ineptitude
Trini, actress Thuy Trang died in a car crash in 2001. Tom Cruise drove right past...probably realizing she was only a man in the Japanese footage. Asian women are such bad drivers.
[edit] Rangerboard
Rangerboard is a shit forum for Power Rangers fans of all ages, and its fucking huge. User's ages range from 8 to 58 (Seriously), but most users are around the age of 10 or 25. The amount of posts per minute are similar to 4chan but usually they are full of shit no one cares about. Even people buy shit on Rangerboard, usually threads consist of "HEY GAIZ GIMME A POWER MORPHER FOR $10"! or "I'm a broke nigger selling stuff to get into college". How one usually purchases an item from a user is "$150 Dolla for DX Dragonzord MISB!". Most Rangerboard users are kids that never even heard of goatse, tubgirl, or lemon party, so wouldn't it be a good time to change a young Power Ranger's fans life with a little goatse?
[edit] Ranger Talk
Similar to Rangerboard but a lot smaller and more shitty, run by 12 year olds, LITERALLY. They take even the slightest comments as death threats and they are always fun to troll. They can be found at http://rangertalk.com
