PowerfulHorse

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Powerfulslut hates drama. Make sure to SCREENCAP THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT whenever you speak to him, because deleting fucking everything! makes him wet. Apparently he hasn't learned that vandalism is fucking pointless

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PowerfulHorse is a furfag artist who spends his time fapping off to overly muscled men in the gym. To make himself feel better about his hobby, he shoops teh heads of animals onto the steroid abusing men and calls them "artworks". One will notice that the arms of his "OCs" look as if they have been injected with cantaloupes. Like all furries, the internet is out to get him. He has the added handicap of being a spic, so when insulted, he will spout brilliant comebacks in Spanglish.

Contents 1 Stats 2 E-Penis syndrome 3 The Free Furry Union (UFL in Spanish) and Universal Furry Union (UFU) 4 UFU (EX UFL) 5 BUTTHURT 6 OMGZORS TEH DRAMA 7 Powerfulhorse and his "problems" with the interwebz 8 When nothing works 9 WHERE TO FIND HIM 10 Learn to Troll 11 A message from the Spanish community 12 Atrophysics 13 FA Drama 14 PH IS MAKING MUSIC! 15 External Links

[edit] Stats

Fursona: Powerful Horse

Age: 27 years old (mental age: 5)

Gender: Male

Location: Argentina, Buenos Aires.

City: Lanus Este

Born Feb-4-1980

Sexual orientation : CLOSET GAY (USED TO APPEAR AT GAYDAR! LOL) (Some statements claims that he is currently with a girl.Of course,this will not mean that he is not gay...this just mean that he is a hyper-mega-giant-faggot who wants to deny how much he loves cock)

RL Name: Flavio José Ontivero

Cellphone Number: VERIFICATING

Noteworthy offenses:

• Founder of Universal Furry Union with moar faggots like him.
• Larger e-peen than Zeriara
• ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
• Thinks that DESU it's stupid. (BLASPHEMY! NOT ENOUGH DESU!!11!!)
• Currently making music! SOMEONE BURN MY EARS WITH HOT COAL!!!!!!
• Doesn't like lolcat, thinks Caturday is stupid, among other blasphemies.
• Concurs at "Gay Yiffy Club" in Second Life.

A little "about the UFU": The original name was UFL,but after some drama,they changed their names. Changing a name after drama is about as effective as deleting all your journals and leaving dA forever!!

[edit] E-Penis syndrome

FACT

The size of a person's E-penis and their IRL penis is inversely proportional. Ergo, the larger your E-penis, the smaller your dick. Usually people who have this syndrome (faggots, furfags, emos, goths...have at least a gallery and LJ. Powerfulhorse is a perfect example of this, with his appropriately named fursona and implications of horsecock.

[edit] The Free Furry Union (UFL in Spanish) and Universal Furry Union (UFU)

Explanation :

The Free Furry Union was, originally, an idea made by two furries against United Furries Argentina (UFA) after the UFA tried to join a Union from Spain. PowerfulHorse took the name of Free Furry Union (UFL IN SPANISH) and took a different way than the two original furries had. This resulted in the original two being b% from the UFL and the change of the UFL to UFU.

Sum Data : This original furs were NEVER EVER part of the UFL, but Powerful added them to the list of members anyway. This brought the total number of members up to three.

MOAR data: In the original statement about the name change, Powerful said that he is NOT against UFA. This was because the name of UFL was used by the original furs owners of the original name of UFL to be against the UFA.

[edit] UFU (EX UFL)

The UFU is a Union of furfags who were butthurt with the rest of the internet and decided that making their own site would somehow fix it.

This Union is made of all the best artists of the furry fandom who decided that all was too much horrible for their christian beliefs.

Almost all of the UFU are fags, who is kind of PARADOX because the founder, Powerfulslut, claims to be heterosexual and an "anti-gay".

(Although is known that in the UFACON, a furrycon made in Argentina, this slut wanted to "experiment". Of course, he now denies this because he don't want to accept that he loves cock, and claims that he was almost raped)

MOAR info about this shit

• The members, at the UFU website, are...Three furfags. PowerfulSlut, Starsoul and a hyperfag white cat called Tsubaki...WHICH IS ALSO A KITTEN! OMGZORS BABYFURS!!!!
• All of the members are gay. It seems that if you are furry and fag, you were "almost raped" and anyone haet yu.
• All of the members claims to be the most pretty and nice fag in the whole world,are against evil and stuff as fag as that.

OMGZORS,MOAR CONTACTS

Starsoul : starsoul06@hotmail.com

[edit] BUTTHURT

There was originally sum tl;dr shit in here about some crapass groups that Powerfulhorse created and then either got kicked out of or got backstabbed or some shit like that. If the current editor can't understand it, how the fuck can anyone else? Gist:

Powerfulhorse used to be part of a furry orgy group called the UFA, who banned him for being a bigger fag than normal. He went and created the KFC, namely to have a closer source of tasty deep fry done right. But the UFA wasn't happy about this turn of events and started harassing him, and almost raped him, zomg. He is against the current leader of that time, Gatogris, and Zorrore, main "artists" from the UFA. We don't exactly know why, but our guess is that they were after his chicken.

Tl;dr version:

“	Since you will have seen the community Union Furry Libre I change name and his new name is an Union Furry Universal, this was due to the fact that after an investigation there was discovered the real Origin of the UFL that belonged originally to two users who are very hostile of the convention and group called Union Furry Argentina, on having discovered the truth, These users were automatically expelled from the UFU (Union Furry Universal) since they cheated our members trying to do a community that dyed the intentions of taking her to him against to the UFA, thing that the UFU although we do not share ideal any with the UFA, WE ARE NOT A COMMUNITY THROWS AGAINST THE UFA IF NOT AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE LATIN, INTERNATIONAL AND ARGENTINE FANDOM THAT EXISTS AT PRESENT. As Other News us to come information and assertion that some ex-users who were expelled are defaming saying blasphemies lies and defamations about some members of this community in webs like Deviant Art, Encyclopedia and others, for the readership they are careful they do not believe in everything what they read and find out well the truth before extracting its own conclusions since in the world of the Furry as there are the good people also there are many Liars circulating.	„
—PowerfulHorse, Realizing about our article. And wanting people to be neic with him...of course,gentlemans,its lying. THE TRUE LIAR IS HIM.

Long information is long.

[edit] OMGZORS TEH DRAMA

Once upon a time, a whore called Genoveva and a Ktulu spawn called Alfonso, met at a motel and Alfonso, after several infusions of beer, decided that fucking the bitch would be a good idea. This led to sum fun with farm animals, whereupon after a wild orgy with several sheep, a pig, and the family cat, they turned their lust upon an innocent horse, Lucy. Lucy was clearly asking for it, and nine months later gave birth to a horrible crossbreed with Asperger's syndrome.

The result: POWERFULHORSE!

Claiming to be heterosexual, this little cunt thinks that he is the alpha male, and you are nothing. And if you talk against him, then you are in a plot with the UFA to kill him.

Newsflash : Drawing yourself with females and doing the sex with them don't make you more macho. It just make you look MOAR gay.

[edit] Powerfulhorse and his "problems" with the interwebz

Thanks to "someone" who added the information in another point! (Any information about the ufa must go to the UFA article. Sorry :( )

We discovered a link where PowerfulHorse whines about how anyone hates him. Baaaaww!

taken from http://www.freewebs.com/powerfulhorse/defamation.htm - NOT AVAILABLE! :( He get mad about the article and whined and deleted the only good page in his fuckin freeweb stuff.

“	Breadfruit I show of the defamations that estan to me making a group of Furrys of Argentinean, Say that they are a Furry Union of the Argentina. The cause? It is so that I am heterosexual.	„
—Powerfulslut, Everyone hates me becouse I don't love cock! :(

Ow,internetz was mean to you? also...BREADFRUIT?!

[edit] When nothing works

Logic used by great e-philosophers of our times states that,when you are surrounded by savage trolls, you must delete fucking everything and make another account where you use the same art,the same shit,the same everything you had just fucking deleted.

PowerfulWhore does not stay back,and is now "Farenheith", a fucking pegasus with the same fucking style, claiming that "Powerful Horse teached him how to draw with the only condition of be just like PH and to be his succesor" ... because,you know,faking leaving the internetz must sound dramatic and like you will never come back, while you have this extreme suckpuppet that is YOU and although anyone notice that it's you,you claim that you are anuther person.

[edit] WHERE TO FIND HIM

Email Powerfulhorse@live.com.ar

(faggot changed e-mail...if you are truly a troll,you can guess immediately how it is now.

new email! powerfulhorse@gmail.com

(inventive, isn't he?)

MSN! For chats,yay! ... in case you are stupid enough to don't know how to use gmail

powerful_horse@live.com.ar

KILL IT WITH SPAM!

Chats with Powerful Horse

So you can know who are you facing.

[edit] Learn to Troll

A small guide to troll if you are too much of a fucking n00b that you don't even know how to copypasta.

Go to his guestbook. Post stuff like this:

[size=24][color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color] [color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color] [color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color] [color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color] [color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color] [color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color] [color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color] [color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color] [color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color] [color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color] [color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color] [color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color] [color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color] [color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color] [color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color] [color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color] [color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color] [color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color] [color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color][color=red]FAG[/color] [color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color][color=orange]FAG[/color] [color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color][color=yellow]FAG[/color] [color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color][color=green]FAG[/color] [color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color][color=blue]FAG[/color] [color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color][color=violet]FAG[/color][/size]

For some reason, this really seems to enrage him.

YOU can also post BREADFRUIT.

This seems to be some sort of meme found only in Argentina.

BREADFRUIT!

like this :

1. Screencap
2. Wash, rinse, repeat.
3.  ?????
4. PROFIT!

[edit] A message from the Spanish community

Si borras este articulo,va a volver a aparecer. NO te vas a escapar facil del drama, porque vos lo buscaste.

Todos sabemos que no te violaron,y si lo hicieron,queremos pruebas.

Y se sabe que te la pasaste toda la convencion furry haciendote el macho,y rogando que te la metan.

Y aparte : Dibujarte como un caballo musculoso y con un gran pene no te hace mas macho...te hace mas puto.

Nos ha llegado nueva informacion de que nos andas diciendo Furries. Estas muy equivocado. No somos furries,sino gente mucho mas inteligente que vos.

Las mentiras que andas diciendo por ahi,de que todos son unos mentirosos,son patrañas. Tenemos pruebas de lo hipocrita,inmaduro,tarado y puto reprimido que sos.

No estamos del lado de la UFA,ni de nadie.

Tambien anduve enterandome que andas acusando a gente que nada que ver en este asunto. YO soy Almafuerte. Y yo tuve mas valor que todas esas putitas de la UFA que no te dijeron lo tremendamente puto y tragaleche que sos.

OTRO APARTE

EL TAMAÑO DEL E-PENIS Y DEL PENE REAL NO ES PROPORCIONAL.

con amor,y preservativos para evitar TU sida.

PD: Thnx to some user...it was very usefull the edition. I'm sorry for my very bad grammar,and my horrible way to just...stfu and write all don't even knowing what is wrong. Again, thnx.

'MANGOSTA'

[edit] Atrophysics

Recently Powerfulhorse has been using the excuse of being an astrophysicist (I guess he needs to study moar cuz he doesn't have any diploma) to close himself on his little perfect world where he can play with his rubber dildos when nobody is seeing him.

The fact is, he couldn't get a better image of himself due to drama...OH NOEZ!!!1²DDD= D=< DRAMADRAMALOLLOLLOL YOU LULZER Repeating what a real astrophysicist said once make he FELLS he's moar intelligent, and make us MOAR intelligent ;)

[edit] FA Drama

He also as been banned forever from FurAffinity. He just couldn't stop with his Macho insults and threats. But that wasn't Enough for him, He decided to pull an angry fit and went for the members of WTF_FA and sent Lulsy comments full of Daisies and Flowers.

With this Lovely Tittle: Como estas pedaso de hijo de puta

“	Como estas pedaso de puto de mierda, basura humana, me gustaria tenerte serca para romperte todos los huesos uno por uno, total no sos mas que un puto sidoso de mierda que merece la muerte mas dolorosa del mundo solo por degeneral a todo los seres que se contacten con tu mierda de persona. Tu vas a reventar pronto y yo voy a orinar en tu basurero de tumba y estaremos todos felices de que mueras y tu sucia alma sea destruida para que no vuelvas a degenerar mas a nadie con tu putez extrema. Soy homofobico de putos hijos de re mil puta como vos y soy un anti furry por que basuras y despojos de humanos como vos hicieron que los detestara con mi alma. Yo deseo que pagues una por una topo ese escandalo de gay sidotico histerico que estas haciendo a mi persona y espero verte muerto pronto. Nos veremos en el infierno puto bastardo.	„

Translation: How are You Piece of Son of a Bitch

How are you , you fucking piece of faggot, human trash, I would love to be near you to break all your bones one by one, you are nothing but an AIDS-filled faggot that deserves the most painful death of the world only for generalize everyone that has contact with you in your sorry-ass person. You will blow soon and I will pee in your trash of a grave and everyone will be happy that you die and your dirty soul will be destroyed so you will never bastardice anyone more with your extreme faggotry. I am Homophobic of fucking sorry-ass faggots like you, and I am also an antifurry because of trash and human waste like you make me hate furries with my soul. I would love to see you pay one ?????? (Srsly what the fucking shit) for that that scandal of AIDS-dreaded histerical gay thing you have been doing of my persona, I hope to see you dead soon. I shall see you in hell you fucking bastard .

[edit] PH IS MAKING MUSIC!

Make my ears burn with melting pus of an elephant anus. Powerful Whore is making music!

At first I couldn't believe it... then,someone told me that yes,HE IS FUCKING MAKING MUSIC AND IT CAN MAKE YOUR BRAIN MELT OR TRANSFORM IN JELLY.

His music is from 80's. He rapes Queen,Led Zeppelin, and many more.

an example of his fine voice

Journal about hiz muzikz He is now planning to take out a CD

music industry must have lack of musicians since Britney Spears got into a psychiatric institution and all that bullshit.

[edit] External Links

Shittyart account!.

His webpage made of fail and aids

His DEVIANTART where he DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING

MY EYES BURN!!!! AAAAAAAAARGH

The faggot has sum wikifur! Although noone knows him at all. Made by a furfag nutkisser

Youtube Account with all his shitty videos (He claims that he's not PowerfulHorse anymore cuz it seems he figured out he's a whore).

OMGZORZ FORUUUUUM!!!!!! IT'S FULL OF AIDS AND FAIL. And will possible be filled up with all his haters. baaaaaaaaaaw!!!! :'(

This WAS the page of the current Universal Furry Union

Gaydar Account Possible a troll,but all photos were REAL OMG.

New Sockpuppet Claims to be another person,but in fact,is just PH with another fursuit.

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