Preachertom
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Preachertom is the Head Pedo of the First Covenant Church of Winter Park, Florida. His human name is Thomas E. Chanter but has not used that name for at least 100 years.
His pre-teen antics including holding "Youth Activities" for innocent, naive children such as "Super Sloppy Youth Meetings" (most likely jizz-related) and "Bring your "Best Buds". We'll trash 'em!"
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 Preachertom teaches the correct way to "trash your best buds", by crushing the larynx from behind. |
 A typical lunch for the kids at Preachertom's house. (Clothing is optional). |
 These kids are now buried under Preachertom's house, a la John Wayne Gacy. |
