Fetish
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This article concerns the concept of sexual fetishism. Separate articles devoted to the concept of fetishism in anthropology and the Marxist concept of commodity fetishism are omitted because they are mind numbingly boring subjects.
A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (sometimes acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. Studies done by the FBI last Thursday determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.
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Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.
[edit] A Partial List of Fetishes
Rule 34 of the Internet states the following: if it exists, there is a porn for it.
- Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
- Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
- Arborphilia
- Sadism and Masochism
- Bellypunching
- Bestiality
- Cast Fetish
- Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
- Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
- Foot fetishism: very popular among humans, even if you're not aware of it. You can ask Narniafan12 on IMDb for more details.
- Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants.
- Furry
- Infantilism
- Inflatable Animals
- Berry girl
- Macrophilia
- Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
- Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
- Objectophilia: Sexually attracted by inanimate objects, e.g. cars.
- Partial Unbirthing
- Pedophilia
- Republicanphilia: mildly aroused by WASPs.
- Plushophilia
- Pygmalionism: Sexually aroused by statues or mannequins.
- Robotism: Sexually aroused by the use of robots in sex play.
- Scopophilia: Sexually aroused by being stared at.
- Rope
- Siderodromophilia: Sexually aroused by trains.
- Unbirthing
- Voraphile
- Watersports: Golden showers
- Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
- Biastophilia: sexual pleasure from committing rape (obviously)
- Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in japan, and known as the chikan.
- Renfield's syndrome: clinical vampirism, or a compulsion to drink blood as a sexually-arousing act. Like Dracula and Pat Robertson.
- your mom
[edit] Other fetishes you probably didn't know but would like to experiment
- Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled
(excludes Heather Mills McCartney, no one can be that sick)includes Heather Mills McCartney, because i fucking would. - Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
- Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
- Acrotomophilia love of (or sexual attraction to) amputation or amputees
- Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
- Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play (or being strangled)
- Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman
- Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
- Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
- Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity
- Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
- Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit
- Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
- Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
- Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit
- Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
- Erotophonophilia(also know as Homicidophilia or Lust murderism): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
- Euryproctophilia: sexual arousal by goatse.
- Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
- Fecophile: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
[edit] What
I came.
[edit] People who have fetishes
- Sick fucks
- Furries (By now, it's not even a fetish anymore- it's normal.)
- Japanese
- Weeaboos
- You
[edit] See Also
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 This is somebody's fetish. |
 Macrophilia. It's scary. |
 Fetishes include wearing funny costumes. |
 Asphyxiophilia |
 I masturbate just at the thought of defecating on her. |
 Odontophilia: you are doing it wrong. |
 Bestialiy. Do it at your own risk. |
 An example of acomophilia. |
 Artist's depiction of macrovoraphilia. |
 A feet lover shares her deviance. |
 Fetish is great |
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