Pregfur

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Not all pregfurs actually have fur. Noticably not many dolphins have arms or legs either.

Pregfurs are yet another fucked up furry fetish. At least they're not babyfurs or vores. On the other hand, they're furries and still need to be exterminated.

1 Lactophile
2 Mpreg Furs
- 2.1 How do Male Furries get Pregnant?
3 See Also
4 External links

[edit] Lactophile

Yes, it gets so much worse.

“	This act involves the fantasy of suckling on the milk from a (most often) female furry character's teats. This fetish has some overlap with pregnophilia.	„
— Wait, mostly female . . ?

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[edit] Mpreg Furs

It's pregnant. It's a furry. It's male. The desire to become an hero at this point is considered normal. Seriously. WTF?

[edit] How do Male Furries get Pregnant?

Glad you asked, you sick fuck:

Facefucking

Since furries love teh cock, life-giving semen is usually guzzled down the throat. The cum then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the male furry is pregnant.

This scenario however is unlikely (but all of the shitty fetishes are, am i right?). The swelling is not caused by a developing cub. The belly expands becuase of the amount of cum the furfags have been guzzling down. You can hear it swish as it moves.

In the Ass

Since all Mpreg furfags are roaringly gay, they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the foetus get there? After fucking their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon, where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as sexy, they draw themselves with large stomachs insted of the enormous asses they really are.

Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are gay - they have been dwelling in shit-filled holes since they were concieved. The desire to fuck other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world. Until AIDS came along.

Hermaphrodites

Some furries are both male and female. Some manage to impregnante themselves. This is proof that even masturbation doesn't count as safe sex. Often the reason shemale furrries manage to impregnant themselves is because nobody in the right mind would fuck them. Not even other furries. And that's saying something.