Pregfur
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Pregfurs are yet another fucked up furry fetish. At least they're not babyfurs or vores. On the other hand, they're furries and still need to be exterminated. As the name indicates, pregfur deals with furfags who have been knocked up in some way. Of course, since most furs fuck so much that they make rabbits look like amateurs, all female furries (yes, they do exist!) have been preggo at some point.
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[edit] Lactophile
Yes, it gets so much worse. Of course, there's nothing wrong with the mama fur feeding her baby some mother's milk (unless it's coming out of shitting dick nipples, in which case it's probably no longer milk). Even hy00mins humans have been doing that for ages. But to feed a full grown adult your own milk? That just ain't right.
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[edit] Mpreg Furs
It's pregnant. It's a furry. It's male. The desire to become an hero at this point is considered normal. Seriously. WTF?
[edit] How do Male Furries get Pregnant?
Glad you asked, you sick fuck:
[edit] Facefucking
Since furries love teh cock, life-giving semen is usually guzzled down the throat. The cum then swims around the furry's stomach, implanting itself in the stomach. As the infant grows, the belly expands, giving the impression that the male furry is pregnant.
This scenario, however, is unlikely (but all of the shitty fetishes are, amirite?). The swelling is not caused by a developing cub. The belly expands becuase of the amount of cum the furfags have been guzzling down. You can hear it slosh as it moves.
[edit] In the Ass
Since all Mpreg furfags are roaringly gay, they all like to take it in the pooper. How else does the foetus get there? After fucking their partners shitless, a sperm plants itself into the colon (or in some cases, a special womb growing out of the colon), where the baby starts to grow. Since all furries like to see themselves as sexy, they draw themselves with large stomachs insted of the enormous asses they really are.
Getting pregnant in the ass explains why so many furries are gay - they have been dwelling in shit-filled holes since they were concieved. The desire to fuck other males in the ass is really the desire to return to the "womb", the safest place in the world. Until AIDS came along.
[edit] Hermaphrodites
Some furries are both male and female. Some manage to impregnante themselves. This is proof that even masturbation doesn't count as safe sex. Often the reason shemale furrries manage to impregnate themselves is because nobody in the right mind would fuck them. Not even other furries. And that's saying something.
Of course, there are two kinds of hermaphrodites. There are the kind that have female bodies and both parts downstairs (pictured), and the kind that have male bodies and both parts downstairs, usually called male-herms. Perhaps because they have pussies, male-herms tend to be about 99.9% gay, which would explain their willingness to get knocked up at any and every possible opportunity.
[edit] Oviposition
Perhaps even more sick than a pregnant fur is a pregnant fur with a belly full of eggs. Exactly how a mammal would end up laying eggs (unless, of course, they were a platypus or echidna) is unknown, but it's believed that if a scalie knocks up a fur, that will lead to a "clutch" of eggs being formed inside the mommy's (or, in extremely sicko cases, the daddy's) womb. A female laying eggs is really strange enough, but the thought of a guy shitting out eggs as if they were white, round turds is nearly as disgusting as goatse. At the very least, an egg shell would prevent the pup from coming out covered in shit and old cum.
[edit] Gallery
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 Not all pregfurs actually have fur. Noticably not many dolphins have arms or legs either. |
 The only pregfur pic in existence that isn't anywhere close to pr0n. Somebody will probably fap to it anyway. |
[edit] See Also
- Mpreg for equal WTF? factor
- Pregnophile
- Babyfur It was only a matter of time . . .
[edit] External links
- Got milk?
- Holy fuck
- At Wikifur
- For the love of God, please PLEASE troll this place for great justice and epic lulz.
Categories: Sex | Furries
