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Classic image macro for use in cases of extreme faggotry.

Tempting people with early Pro-fag propaganda

Fag in training.

Faggots can be found in every type of habitat.

Bassoon, a phallus-shaped musical instrument, goes by the inocuous moniker "Fagot" in many languages, including, you guessed it, Dootsch.

Great Big One

If this is the kind of cake your son wants to have for his birthday...he's a fag.

Fag can refer to:

A term of derision/endearment. Your affiliation/location followed by the word fag; eg EDfag, Amerifag, newfag, Gaiafag
Someone with zero vagina tolerance.
Homosexual
Emo
AIDS victims
A bundle of sticks
A cigarette, in some cultures
A kind of meatball [1]
Anyone who plays TOW Online
Shia LeBeouf - A Jew, whose name translated into Hebrew and French means 'Thank God for the Beef'. Keeps getting work because he buttfucks Michael Bay and all the other Jews in Hollywood. Soon Mel Gibson will destroy him!
YOU
A small lump of pork
~~Fucking Awesome Guy~~ No, "fag" does not mean fucking awesome guy.

1 Faggotry
2 Faggot Tree
3 Videos
4 Faggots in literature
5 Furfags
6 Fags on IRC
7 Examples
8 Faggot Facts
9 Faggotry = Cool?
10 Difference between homos and faggots
11 Faggots in Today's Society
12 Gallery of Faggotry
13 See Also
14 External Links

[edit] Faggotry

Faggotry is a word somehow derived from the word carpentry, the art of making things out of wood and nails, which is what Jesus did up until the Romans showed him what they made out of wood and nails.

Faggotry is making people into faggots, and is what Jesus did on the weekends.
Faggotry is also making homosexuals into filthy whores by directing them to sites like gay.com and Just Us Boys. Filthy.
Faggotry may also be used to describe the act of losing really really bad against a friend. For example, your buddy just beat you so bad in Tekken it was like being gang raped in a prison shower. Your friend committed Faggotry.

[edit] Faggot Tree

The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next week. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.

Events in which multiple branches were added to the Faggot Tree:

Your birth
The formation of the Gay Straight Alliance
The Lawlocaust
A new furry joins the furfagdom
Women's suffrage becomes legal
The invention of Broadway plays
m00t unleashing /r9k/ on 4chan

[edit] Videos

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[edit] Faggots in literature

Faggots are well known to have influence in the billowy curtained boudoir of Literature. Adversely, some Nelly novelists divert their attention to lax restricted wiki's and display a roman shower of faggotism by writing entries similar to and including the following example.

[edit] Furfags

Furfags are widely known for their ability to even comprehend the artwork of a fox with eight dicks, fourteen vaginas on their chest and a dildo in each of their 5 assholes. They sometimes even dress themselves in fursuits, to make themselves look like a fox, or some other gay anime shit. Furfaggotry also utilizes Rule 34 to rape the absolute shit out of our feeble childish memories.

How a furfag is made

In the sixth grade there are two kids, Joey and Jimmy. Jimmy is a homo. They both get the assignment to do a report on the cheetah. Joey and Jimmy go to each others' homes and study long and hard. They even find out where cheetahs live and eat. The next day, they turn in the report, and their teacher, Mrs. Williams, gives them an A+. They are both extremely excited. Joey decides that's the end of it and goes on with his life, but Jimmy stays up all night making a cheetah costume with a little hole for his penis so he can have sex without taking off the fursuit. He then becomes an artist and draws pictures of a cheetah with four penises and three vaginas fucking the absolute shit out of a tiger who has a dildo implanted on its head and seven tits and three dick-nipples. Thus, in Jimmy, a furry is fucking born.

What the Furfag Thinks: YIFF YIFF SCRITCH SCRITCH SCRITCH OMFG LULZ LOL I THINK I'M A FUCKING HORSE WITH FOUR HUNDRED DICKS ON MY FOREHEAD

What You Think: YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

[edit] Fags on IRC

<jackbos> Can I make him dance and stuff?
<eppigy> you can make my dong dance
<jackbos> I don't even need a powerword for that.
<eppigy> true
<jackbos> All I need is my lubed up quivering anus.
<eppigy> wow
* eppigy has left #ed

Behold raw faggotry at work.

[edit] Examples

For a some fine examples of faggotry, see everything on LiveJournal and 4chan and HellsAngels.

One of the finest examples of faggotry is the group God hates fags who, ironically, have been so ghey that people join the other side just to piss them off.

[edit] Faggot Facts

The faggot police are on patrol!

Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages
Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle
Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal
Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork
Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide
You can find faggots here. Visit them.
If a fag tries to molest you you have a legal right to shoot him in the face.

[edit] Faggotry = Cool?

In some cases, raging fags have been known to be relatively cool. But, they were usually found to be straight or at least bi-sexual and just acted like fags to score pussy. That aside, many people on the internet now look up to homosexuals; as they are consistently winners on American Idol and very popular on social networking sites like Myspace. This rule of online faggotry is especially true concerning DevianTART and ED.

In other cases of cool homosexual behavior, a mainstream gay celebrity will act straight. These closeted yet outwardly butch celebrities can be quite popular, and the list of fag stars in denial continues to grow. Dane Cook, Andy Dick, Rock Hudson and Hollywood guru Tom Cruise top the list.

[edit] Difference between homos and faggots

Yahoo! fag-troll

The short version: homos are normal people who have man sex in private and keep it that way, faggots flaunt it and demand to be treated better than Gods.

The long version: faggots may exhibit one or more of the following behaviors:

Wearing that stupid rainbow shit.
Talking with a lispth.
Marching in a "gay pride" parade, typically in silver speedos or some other hideous faggot costumery.
Talking about sex they have never had 24/7.
Saying "Hel-Lo!"

[edit] Faggots in Today's Society

Fags in the media! Who'da guessed?

Nowadays because of fucking liberals and hippies, every straight person has to love and accept fags. If you ever punch a fag, it is a hate crime instead of just them being an annoying piece of shit.

Anyone who dislikes fags is considered a homophobe because it's inconceivable that you would dislike them for a reason other than being scared of them.

Gay-loving cities affectionately refer to themselves as "free-zones"—a horrible misnomer considering you are not free to say anything mean about fags, and you are forced to pretend to like them.

[edit] Gallery of Faggotry

Galleria de Furfaggotry

Do work.

To become a faggot, you must enter this tunnel.

Or this tunnel.

The Military-Homosexual agenda at work.

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA: EVERYONE =FAGGOT	The Reigning King	Sighting of four faggots	Over 9000 Faggots are eaten in the UK every day.
300 is fine too.	Another surefire way to distinguish a fag: noticeable disdain at being raped by sexy cumwhores (not camwhores).	Fags love their pink balloons.	Fag
The Faggot Family!	World famous faggot, Randy Orton enjoys a reach-around from his husband, John Cena.	Faggotry knows no borders.	America: keeping fags in their place.
where he frum?		Faggotry has been around since the beginning of time itself.	He eats two weiners.
PEESE GUISE LOL BUTTSECKS PLZ	Furry is one common flavor of faggot.	4 Pork Faggots in rich west country sauce.	...