Preston

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:43:14 No.48975998

that all? ok. you can leave now.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:43:34 No.48976019

>>48975884

You look like a chick.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:43:38 No.48976027

We are all idots like an 10 year olds

You are idot like an hero, or should be

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:44:02 No.48976056

I'm an "idot"?

Them's fightin' words.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:44:35 No.48976088

... i thought you WERE a chick

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:44:44 No.48976096

what's this faggot bitching about?

all I'm getting out of this is

"I'm a fag, I have AID, I stick dicks in assholes"

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:44:48 No.48976104

tl;dr = I FAIL AND HAVE AIDS I FAIL AND HAVE AIDS IM GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:09 No.48976129

Cancer:

1. The word "newfag". It's becoming like the word "newb" these 13 year old faggots say. People here for a week see someone use the word "newfag" then start calling everyone they disagree with or just random people "newfags" then fap vigorously, thinking they "pwned" someone.

2. Spamming fags, myshittycityfags, etc. It does nothing but create an eyesore and it's fucking annoying.

3. Furfags, combofags, camwhores, drawfags. If you wanna be a furry, gb2/devianTART. Combos aren't funny and will never be "epic". If you want to be a camwhore, goto Myspace or Stickam or some shit. We're Anonymous for a reason.

4. Laugh/lose threads. 4chan isn't your "OMG LOOKIT THA FUNNY SIGHT =^____^=". GTFO.

5. Personal army fags. We won't raid your friends/school bully so stop spamming their phone numbers and emails.

6. Faggots that haven't got the lingo down yet and post "LOL I HURD U LIEK MUDKIPZ" or "TITS OR GTFO ROFL XD" or "BEE CUM ANNE HEROINE LMFAO >_<". Posting this shit doesn't make you fit in. Kill yourself.

7. People that type letters for words such as "u", "c", "b", "ur", etc. 4chan isn't AIM. If you're too lazy to type out your goddamn words, just leave now and take your niggerspeak with you.

8. "Report in/Roll call", "post ending in x", "Confirmed for brawl", "ITT: epic thread", reposts in general, etc. Stop trying to be funny. Try a little originality for once.

9. "Cut vs uncut", "Americunt vs Eurofag" etc. Troll somewhere else.

10. EDfags. Gb2/ED for your "lulz".

11. Rulefags. The original rules 1 & 2 were as follows: "Rule 1: Don't mention 4chan, Rule 2: eBaum's did it". And they were called rules 1 & 2 OF RAIDING. But of course you wouldn't know that because you came sometime after Habboraids. 4chan isn't your own personal Fight Club, so STFU. We don't like you any more than the real world does.

12. Modfags/mo­ot. Money shouldn't be worth failing your site. Shit went to hell because they don't give a damn.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:12 No.48976132

NO WIMENZ ON THE INTERNET!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:13 No.48976134

An hero candidate of the day.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:24 No.48976147

LOL HOW DOSE I SPAKE ENGRISH /b/? I AN FRUM SWEDEN NOTTIN UP DAR BUTT FISH AND DISH.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:36 No.48976157

I really envy you. I also really appreciate how you took the time to write this all out. You must be really fucking insecure to have to prove yourself to an anonymous internet message board.

You even failed at that too. Might as well go kill yourself, faggot.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:43 No.48976161

if you don't care then stfu and quit bitching.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:52 No.48976173

There is never enough facepalm

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:57 No.48976178

TITS OR GTFO

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:45:57 No.48976179

i think fag is a pretty cool guy cause eh looks like a girl and doesnt afraid of anything

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:46:05 No.48976186

HAY GUYS LETS GO BECOME AN 10 YEAR OLDS

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:46:24 No.48976213

tl;dr, "really think I look like a chick"

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:46:32 No.48976224

i'd love to suck your dick right now

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:46:44 No.48976237

Okay then.

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:46:56 No.48976248

it's copy/pasta you fags, just ignore and SAGE GOES IN THE EMAIL FEILD

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:09 No.48976263

You know what... I think I'd tap Preston.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:14 No.48976273

The 1st thing i thought when i saw that pic.

"id hit that"

now....

"epic trap is epic"

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:15 No.48976277

Successful troll is succesful

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:20 No.48976282

lolfag

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:44 No.48976308

preston is a faggot's name that isn't even worth capitalizing

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:48 No.48976313

I hate to tell you, fagmuncher, but "hardcore", and all other cores for that matter, AREN'T METAL!!!!

you are just another emo faggot troll.

gtfo.

now.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:51 No.48976316

Bad news- acting superior makes you look like an egotistical fuckhead, particularly when you feel so worried about what people think of you that you have to go to a place full of people who hate you to declare that you're really don't give a shit about what people say

Summary: We are a fake profile. You're a faggot. And you better fucking believe that we know where you live.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:47:56 No.48976323

>>48976248

YOU HAVE NO PROOF

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:14 No.48976342

tl;dr, I are troll

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:36 No.48976373

wow.... dont feed the troll....

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:51 No.48976390

uuh life is pain.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:56 No.48976398

I seriously thought that was a chick in that picture.

It is, guys, isn't it?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:59 No.48976399

it's a trap!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:48:59 No.48976401

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:01 No.48976404

>>48976248

I'll copy your sage pasta.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:16 No.48976420

your a guy? LULZ I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL

OH AND

GO BACK TO BEL-AIR

Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

I'll tell you how I FUCKING CUT MYSELF WITH A RAZOR BLADE

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the internet is where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', postin' pictures of myself that I thought were all cool

And all cuttin' my wrist outside of the school

When a couple of guys they were up to no good

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, "You're moving to a mental hospital in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was a bore

But I thought, "Nah, forget it. I'll cut myself more!"

I pulled up to the home about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabby, My life is nothing.

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the first emo of Bel-Air.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:26 No.48976431

Anon decrees your name be emofag-chan

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:29 No.48976437

i guess that's why they call this place random! LOL

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:45 No.48976454

>I don't care.

>don't care.

>care.

Yeah, you care.

And you still look like a chick.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:46 No.48976457

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You are all idots that come on here ans insult people like an 10 year olds.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:49:49 No.48976461

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:06 No.48976480

ITS A TRAP!!!!!

OUR SHIELD CAN'T REPPEL TROLLS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!!!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:17 No.48976495

God save our gracious Queef,

Long live our noble Queef,

God save the Queef:

Send her victorious,

Happy and glorious,

Long to embarrass us:

God save the Queef.

O Lord, our God, arise,

Scatter her enemies,

And make them fall.

Confound their amorous,

Frustrate their knavish piss,

On Thee our hopes we list,

God save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store,

On her be pleased to pour;

Long may she reign:

May she defend intercourse,

And ever give us cause

To sing with heart and voice

God save the Queef.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:18 No.48976497

Has he invoked the wrath of anon yet?

I'd say yes but I'm too tired.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:19 No.48976498

wat a fag, he responded...lolz

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:42 No.48976515

OP is a faggot

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:50:45 No.48976519

ITS A TRAP!!!!!

OUR SHIELD CAN'T REPPEL TROLLS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!!!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:51:24 No.48976556

lawl there was a gay kid in my highschool that was just like this kid. he thought he was better than everyone else but ended up going to a shitty college and doing poorly. lol anyways i thought it was a girl too

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:51:27 No.48976561

So how do you like being a trap, dickgirl?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:52:17 No.48976607

>>48976398

no, and that means you're gay. congrats

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:52:19 No.48976610

OP here,

I agree with the name emofag-chan.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:52:31 No.48976623

what kinda faggoty name is preston?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:53:06 No.48976672

You look like a chick.

Kan we has butseckz now plaese?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:53:07 No.48976675

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d00dz this guy is tr00 br0074l

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:53:57 No.48976725

You don't just look like a chick in this.

You look like a fairly attractive chick. Dare I say hot? Maybe.

YOu should become a trap.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:55:01 No.48976783

OP's real name is Priscilla, and she's doing this for the lulz.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:55:13 No.48976791

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

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LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

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LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

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LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

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LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:55:15 No.48976794

>>48975884

TITS OR GTF-

Oh wait...

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:56:32 No.48976861

Yesterday was epic. And today, he hath responded.

RAID!!!

http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

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http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrose1

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:57:07 No.48976895

condolences...but again, no one really cares. oh, and if people threaten you, i suggest learning to shoot small arms (No, not to kill yourself)

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:58:44 No.48976984

>>48976861

how do attack. only newfags have myspace.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:58:52 No.48976992

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:58:56 No.48977001

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CAN I HAS BUMP?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)01:59:43 No.48977049

ED or this never happened.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:00:46 No.48977100

>>48977001

acceptable

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:00:54 No.48977105

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So, this is what you need.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:02:26 No.48977191

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>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:02:45 No.48977211

raid?

I second that.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:03:41 No.48977262

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HAY PRESTON...

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:04:56 No.48977335

obviously you missed what metal and underground music is all about. metal (or punk for that matter), is not about fashion, in any way. to say that you're so non-poseurish, but yet to also say that you care about vanity, and fashion. you are what's ruining the many underground scenes of the world. you are the one's exploiting what you think is "BR00TAL".

ooohh?? metal blade records, really? wow. i bet that makes you feel good. too bad metal blade was never cool. major label=faggotry. GRADE A FAGGOTRY. oooh, rich kid trying to be "different". you wouldn't know different if it smacked you in the face, the same way your emo boyfriends dong smacked you in the face. fucking poseur

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:07:25 No.48977494

and oh yeah, why don't you try actually making music, instead of riding the coattails of others?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:08:57 No.48977565

bump

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:09:41 No.48977613

failure on an epic scale

PS: ED please.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:11:22 No.48977719

>>48975884

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>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:12:35 No.48977792

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Good times were had yesterday.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:12:42 No.48977798

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3sF2hsSAGeM

Are we gonna let them get away with this /b/?

I hope not

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:14:18 No.48977908

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Congratulations, Preston! You have just earned yourself...

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:15:53 No.48978013

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Preston, we have upgraded you to...

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:15:55 No.48978016

>>48975884

you may want to get off the high horse

you're clearly very insecure since you feel the need to come on /b/ and try to insult us

we really dont care sorry :(

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:17:19 No.48978124

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This one's too easy.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:19:21 No.48978279

>>48975884

i could be feeding a fucking troll but one of the best metal bands of all time, didn't give a fuck about fashion... Metallica

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:19:36 No.48978294

b0mp

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:20:23 No.48978351

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This thread needs moar Chuck.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:22:41 No.48978512

Bumped for possibility of ED.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:23:37 No.48978580

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This thread needs more Autopsy.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:24:39 No.48978654

ED or this was done in vain.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:24:41 No.48978658

>>48978279

megadeth is better

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:25:22 No.48978715

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>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:26:09 No.48978760

ladies and gentlemen, we have an hero here tonight!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:26:55 No.48978823

this guy is EPIC FAIL

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:27:45 No.48978881

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thread needs moar morbid angel.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:27:51 No.48978890

I had no idea what was going on here, I saw OP's pic and thought immeaditly that he was a girl the whole time until the end where he revealed his true gender. hahaha!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:28:18 No.48978917

Nice job showing your insecurity, faggot.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:28:31 No.48978929

ED for great justice.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:28:58 No.48978957

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Thread needs jailbaitz

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:29:49 No.48979022

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Thread needs epic boobs.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:30:44 No.48979095

>>48975884

OMFG!

You're a guy?!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:31:16 No.48979133

why does almost every fucking asshole remotely interested in music, clam they "book bands". I seriously doubt, that you, or any of your confused makeup wearing friends have any connection to any of the bands that you claim to "book".

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:31:22 No.48979148

can i has ED??

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:31:53 No.48979181

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chuck giveth, and chuck taketh away....

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:32:13 No.48979201

Wow, let's keep this thread alive!!!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:33:22 No.48979299

ED or I'll become an hero.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:34:07 No.48979357

You book bands you don't even categorize into the right genre? OLOLOLOLOLOL

Seriously, I'm an engineer and I get laid plenty. Just GTFO.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:34:45 No.48979403

>>48979357

Forgot mah sage.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:34:52 No.48979412

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Thread needs Anal Cunt.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:35:45 No.48979494

"AN 10 YEARS OLD" IS NOW A MEME

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AN 10 YEARS OLD

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:36:28 No.48979554

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If you think I look like a girl in this then fuck you.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:37:18 No.48979603

WHAR IS THE ED

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:37:57 No.48979654

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FAIL he should just kill himself and spare us another FAILED emo entry

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:38:02 No.48979668

Yesterday, someone decided to come on /b/ and post a picture of me, and other information. This is what I have to say to you all who insulted me:

I don't care. I get hate mail everyday. You are all idots that come on here ans insult people like an 10 year olds. You all say the word fag constantly. You all are pathetic lifeless horse cock nerds that get self esteem by talking shit to random people thinking they care.I actually get laid and have a job and I am already in college. I listened to metal for the majority of my life. I book shows for bands signed to metal blade records for fucks sake. I am a metal head that cares about looks, vanity, and fashion. Not like that doesn't exist.. Fashion and metal mixed perfectly in the 80s so why not today?

If you want to insult me.. Come up with something worth saying. Telling me LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY won't do anything but make you all look like dumbasses. I don't even know why I am responding to you all right now. You most likely aren't serious and are just really bored or you are a fake profile or something.. But either way.. You all are worthless, jealous, and envy me. Feel lucky I am saying something back to you all.

Oh, and, really, if you think I look like a chick in this then fuck you.

-Preston

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:39:30 No.48979796

>>48978580

>>48979412

FUCK YEAH! autopsy and anal cunt. that's that real shit.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:39:36 No.48979809

ah fuck, my names preston too.. u fag

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:39:43 No.48979817

bump for ED.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:40:51 No.48979919

emofag can traverse a military training course constructed entirely of dicks.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:41:41 No.48979991

>>48976308

FUCK

YOU EMO FAG LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:41:48 No.48980000

Hehehe feeding the troll. Anyways, if you looked back on 80's metal with the exception of Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth, and Metallica, metal was all gay back then. Ever seen a White Lion video? The only thing gayer is men having BUTTSEX. You're not metal because of your hair, your eye makeup, and the fact that you think you're cool because you claim to book bands from Metal Blade. Learn to use a fucking Shift key, you butthurt fudgepacker.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:42:23 No.48980039

GTFO, hair metal sucked ass

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:42:42 No.48980060

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thread needs napalm death.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:43:36 No.48980130

ED Page made. It is in dire need of editing and lulz.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:44:04 No.48980167

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Thread needs Atheist, newfags.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:44:41 No.48980216

I see what you did there.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:44:52 No.48980231

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this thread needs ugly indian hardcore dancers

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:45:42 No.48980299

ED has been made. Needs work.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Preston

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:46:52 No.48980365

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kthnxbai

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:47:19 No.48980400

Hurray I masterbated to an mans face. Now I am ready for an priest to take me.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:48:05 No.48980447

>>48980365

ah the 2004... miss that...

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:48:47 No.48980488

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Thread needs Carcass.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:49:41 No.48980542

Hey.

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:50:09 No.48980564

>>48978279

plus, there is damn fine reason fashion and metal divorce after the 1980s, and that's because fashion fucking ruined metal. fashion turned metal into vapid gay shit. why did nirvana kill hair metal? because nirvana was authentic, and hair was the fakest shit ever.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:50:52 No.48980600

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Thread needs Sodom.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:51:06 No.48980621

I are an 10 years olds

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:51:45 No.48980662

dox nao.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:52:14 No.48980698

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Need I say more?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:52:29 No.48980721

>>48980600

>>Thread needs Sodomy

Fixed

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:53:04 No.48980765

This guy is fail. EPIC FAIL.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:53:19 No.48980782

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This thread needs more punk

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:54:25 No.48980852

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:54:55 No.48980890

lol, preston looks like the guy from AFI

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:55:08 No.48980906

you do look like a chick

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:55:20 No.48980920

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LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:55:32 No.48980937

>>48980365

Sadly, I think I actually followed this sad scene girl evolution/devolution. -_-

In b4 cancer that is killing America and no girls on the internet.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:56:14 No.48980975

someone told me preston was a fag and to avoid him because everyone from his school steals his pictures and stuff

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:56:41 No.48981015

>>48977792

idiot.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:56:46 No.48981024

>>48980698

That guy on the slipknot t-shirt looks legit

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:56:51 No.48981034

I wish I had a horse cock

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:13 No.48981056

FUCK YOU TRIVIUM IS ALMOST AS THRASH METAL AS SLIPKNOT THEY FUCKING PWN N00BZ GTF0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:15 No.48981062

I dont truly appreciate guys who wear make up, you are the cancer that is ruining metal.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:15 No.48981063

>I don't care.

If you don't care then why are you here complaining?

>I get hate mail everyday.

Lulz

>You are all idots that come on here ans insult people like an 10 year olds.

>You all are pathetic lifeless horse cock nerds that get self esteem by talking shit to random people thinking they care.

Lol wut?

>I am a metal head that cares about looks, vanity, and fashion. Not like that doesn't exist.. Fashion and metal mixed perfectly in the 80s so why not today?

GAY. Don't call it metal. That's an insult to real rock that has nothing to do with crying

>You most likely aren't serious and are just really bored or you are a fake profile or something..

FAKE PROFILE??? We are no profile! We are anonymous! Fag!

Btw, can I have your email to spam? I missed it yesterday.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:33 No.48981088

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<====This is Preston. Aaron Preston. He goes to my school. Could they be related?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:41 No.48981094

>>48977792

Resize faggot

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:42 No.48981097

I fap'd to ur face, amigay?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:57:55 No.48981114

I smells troll I does

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:58:23 No.48981148

This just in, nobody gives a fuck

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:58:30 No.48981155

stop bumping a horrible thread.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:59:19 No.48981214

I have heard everything from JFAC, and i still think they suck.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)02:59:22 No.48981218

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>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:00:19 No.48981287

yes but its ok, so it op.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:00:22 No.48981290

fag fag fag

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:02:02 No.48981414

trolling? in MY /b/?

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:02:15 No.48981432

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thread needs moar soulja boy

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:02:19 No.48981440

>>48981088

Yes

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:04:05 No.48981556

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What this is.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:04:57 No.48981603

tl;dr

bitch needs to show tits already

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:05:20 No.48981628

this is teh lulz

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:05:35 No.48981646

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me hard.

GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKING HORSES MOTHERFUCKER.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:06:03 No.48981670

tl;dr

tl;dr

tl;dr

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:07:41 No.48981781

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truth.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:08:10 No.48981816

If you didn't care, you wouldn't acknowledge our existence. YOU HAVE AIDS YOU FUCKING FAYGIT LULZ

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:09:14 No.48981881

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epic

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:10:04 No.48981925

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Thread truly needs more Morbid Angel.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:10:24 No.48981954

OP here, disregard that i suck cocks

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:11:21 No.48982017

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ROFLMAO. I almost fed the troll but when I saw >Oh, and, really, if you think I look like a chick in this then fuck you.

I laughed so big and KNEW it has to be a troll. Obvious emoslut in the pic

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:12:33 No.48982107

bump for good times.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:12:42 No.48982113

>>48981646

Look at him, all prettied up with mascara makes me SICK!

And that mouth. Always open and eager to please.

...

...Yeah.

Anyway, this thread needs more Buffalo Bill kthnxby

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:12:57 No.48982131

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY 'STEREO TYPES ARE WORTHLESS'?

Your an emo! You are a stereo type! FUCK YOU BITCH!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:13:37 No.48982178

You have lips like supermodel Jessica Stam.

Oh yes.

You do.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:14:05 No.48982215

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Thread needs kool-aid.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:14:54 No.48982280

bumpzorz

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:16:16 No.48982379

OP here, I'm gonna become an hero.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:16:46 No.48982420

>Oh, and, really, if you think I look like a chick in this then fuck you.

Eeenteresting that you think we might mistake you for a chick.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:17:00 No.48982431

What a bad idea...at least your pretty!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:17:34 No.48982484

Awesome thread.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:18:21 No.48982542

dear OP

(//_-)

</life>

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:19:03 No.48982592

This preston chick is fucking hot!!

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:19:25 No.48982615

OP here, LOL I FAIL AND I HAVE AIDS I FAIL I HAVE AIDS I'M GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:19:40 No.48982634

Fuck you, fag

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:02 No.48982659

OP here, I'm still better than all of you.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:15 No.48982671

Wait...that's not a chick?

fucking mindfucks

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:28 No.48982689

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:46 No.48982712

LOL U FAIL AND U HAVE AIDS U FAIL U HAVE AIDS UR GAY

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:47 No.48982713

TITS OR GTFO

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:20:53 No.48982721

Youtube is cooler than this guy.

He probably voted Republican.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:21:22 No.48982758

Now poast n00dz.

>> 12/24/07(Mon)03:22:16 No.48982822

Thread needs massive tits.

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