pretty cool guy

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything...	„
—retard anon

THE ORIGINAL - converted from txt to jpg!

Pretty cool guy, as we know it, was a quote by some retard on /b/ in late 2007 describing his personal approval of Master Chief. It started as a shit post on a Friday night. By Saturday morning, Anonymous had cuntpasted it for great justice. Unlike everything else that comes from 4chan it actually enjoys success as a pretty cool meme. Each Image board has also adopted it as their own and tweaked it to its liking. But, of course, like all good things that manage to find their way onto /b/ this meme has been raped to a great extent making the joke old shortly after its inception.

Note: Don't be a newfag and do it wrong by referring to the character or thing by its actual name. Use a metonymy such as the title of the work the character appears in or any word strongly related to it. Also note that the proper pronoun "He" is absolutely, 100 per cent jumbled, making it more like a Canadian suffix. This is one rare case where a misnomer is embraced with open arms. Full lower-case recommended; vowel placement subject to change.

I think serious business is a pretty cool guy. Eh takes meme seriously and DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING

Origins

The 4chan post that started it all.

DOING IT RIGHT

i think holocaust is a pretty cool guy. eh kills jews and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think pedobear is a pretty cool guy. eh has 93MB of delicious loli .rar's and doesn't afraid of fbi.

i think half-life is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and marines and doesn't afraid of anything

i think star fox 64 is a pretty cool guy. eh perfers the air and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think youtube is a pretty cool guy. eh sucks viacoms dick and doesn't afraid of anything

i think star trek is a pretty cool guy. eh goes where no man has gone before and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think biology is a pretty cool guy. eh examiens microorganisms and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think large hadron collider is a pretty cool guy. eh destroys the universe and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh makes up this shitty meme and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think your mom is a pretty cool guy. eh takes it in the ass and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think za warudo is a pretty cool guy. eh stops time and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think triforce is a pretty cool guy. eh shots his sword at ganon and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think yes we can is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns america and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think watchmen is a pretty cool guy. eh lives on mars and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think cp is a pretty cool guy. eh gets pedos vannd and doesnt afraid of anything.

i think mexico is a pretty cool guy. eh cuased rectal bleeding and doesn't afraid of madagascar.

i think girugamesh is a pretty cool guy. eh wears make up, says girugamesh and doesnt afraid of anything.

i think desu is a pretty cool guy. eh says DESU DESU DESU and doesn't afraid of saying desu.

i think bleach is a pretty cool guy. eh has no character development and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think jade goody is a pretty cool guy. eh dies of cancer and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think mah boi is a pretty cool guy. eh wonders what gannons up to and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think ghostbusters is a pretty cool guy. eh crosses streams and doesn't afraid of no ghost.

i think ed is a pretty cool guy, eh creates drama and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think star wars is a pretty cool guy, eh makes out with his sister and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think metroids is a pretty cool girl. esh kills random shit and doesnt afraid of anything.

i think trap is a pretty cool guy. eh kills heterosexuality and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think silence of the lambs is a pretty cool guy. eh rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again, and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think hypnotoad is a pretty cool guy. eh hypnALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

i think at&t is a pretty cool guy. eh blocks Anon and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think animal crossing is a pretty cool guy. eh sells ihs bleu mirlans and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think pokemanz is a pretty cool guy. eh wants to catch em all and doesnt afraid of anything.

o thonk woll smoth os o protto cohl goh. oh kolls oloins ond doson't ofroid of onothong.

i think candlejack is a pretty cool guy. eh kidn

i think niggerjack is a pretty cool guy. eh steWHERE THE FUCK IS MY XBOX??

i think zombie kid is a pretty cool guy. eh likes turtles and doesn't afraid of anything.

I think voice of generation is a pretty cool guy. eh lets you finish and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think Metal Gear Solid is a pretty cool guy. eh beated metal gear and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think The Bible is a pretty cool guy. eh kills people, impedes scientific progress, starts wars, and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think Popeye is a pretty cool guy. eh eats spinach, and doesn't afraid of anything

i think this Meme is a pretty cool guy. eh talks about pretty cool guys and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think George Bush is a pretty cool guy. eh dodges shoes and doesn't afraid of anything

DOING IT WRONG

I personally feel that this Halo chap is a rather intriguing and interesting individual. The man slays interstellar heathens and fears naught but fear itself!

It is my belief that this man is a splendid fellow. He has some quite exemplary traits, and has a marked lack of fear when it comes to outrageous situations.

It is my personal opinion that Half Life is quite an admirable man. He smites dejected and domineering extraterrestrials, and shows a remarkable lack of abhorrence in relation to various phenomena.

It is popular concensus that Ocarina Of Time is a couragous, young swashbuckler. He strikes down the wicked, banishes a rat Jew named dorf of ganon to emporvished existance, and rapes the princess until her vagina is red with contempt.

I think gallery is a pretty cool guy, eh has pictuers and doesnt afraid of anything

A pretty cool guy

I think Anonymous is a pretty cool guy. eh makes threads and doesnt afraid of anything.

i think Anonymous is a pretty cool guy. eh corupted lol and doesnt afraid of anything.

Spreading to television, as tends to be the case.

Craig Furgeson is a pretty cool guy too.	It was comin	Mini Brittany Spears is a cool guy too	gets AIDS and...
	Turns water into wine	It's back.	Even with a template some people still fail at photoshop
Cancer that kills /b/	Um, not a girl	Bourne is Bourne	Eh is legend!
	and thus a meme was born	woof!
Mitchell was an hero			Oh exploitable
doing it wrong			fuck the templates
The Witcher is a pretty cool guy	Rules apply to macros too	The man without afraid of anything	... is a pretty cool guy
		Penn is a pretty cool guy.	meeting ppl at gym is cool