pretty cool guy
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The phrase pretty cool guy, as we know it, was a quote by some retard on /b/ in late 2007 describing his pet, cyclofrog. It started as a shit post on a Friday night. By Saturday morning, Anonymous had cuntpasted it for great justice. Unlike everything else that comes from 4chan it actually enjoys success as a pretty cool meme. Each Image board has also adopted it as their own and tweaked it to its liking. But, of course, like all good things that manage to find their way onto /b/ this meme has been raped to a great extent making the joke old shortly after its inception.
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Warning
Note: Don't be a newfag and do it wrong by referring to the character or thing by its actual name. Use a metonymy such as the title of the work the character appears in or any word strongly related to it. Also note that the proper pronoun "He" is absolutely, 100 per cent jumbled, making it more like a Canadian suffix. This is one rare case where a misnomer is embraced with open arms. Full lower-case recommended; vowel placement subject to change. Note the lack of apostrophe for "doesnt" and the properly capitalized pronoun "I" at the beginning.
Origins
The 4chan post that started it all.
DOING IT RIGHT
- I think holocaust is a pretty cool guy. eh kills jews and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think pedobear is a pretty cool guy. eh has 93MB of delicious loli .rar's and doesnt afraid of fbi.
- I think Half-Life is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aliens and marines and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think bioshock is a pretty cool guy. eh kills splicers and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think youtube is a pretty cool guy. eh sucks viacoms dick and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think star trek is a pretty cool guy. eh goes where no fox has gone before and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think biology is a pretty cool guy. eh examiens microorganisms and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think large hadron collider is a pretty cool guy. eh destroys the universe and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh makes up this shitty meme and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think your mom is a pretty cool guy. eh takes it in the ass and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is afraid of everything and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think za warudo is a pretty cool guy. eh stops time and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think yes we can is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns america and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think watchmen is a pretty cool guy. eh lives on mars and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think cp is a pretty cool guy. eh gets pedos vannd and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think mexico is a pretty cool guy. eh cuased rectal bleeding and doesnt afraid of madagascar.
- I think girugamesh is a pretty cool guy. eh wears make up, says girugamesh and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think desu is a pretty cool guy. eh says DESU DESU DESU and doesnt afraid of saying desu.
- I think bleach is a pretty cool guy. eh kills hollow people and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think jade goody is a pretty cool guy. eh dies of cancer and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think mah boi is a pretty cool guy. eh wonders what gannons up to and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think ghostbusters is a pretty cool guy. eh crosses streams and doesnt afraid of no ghost.
- I think ed is a pretty cool guy, eh creates drama and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think star wars is a pretty cool guy, eh makes out with his sister and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think trap is a pretty cool guy. eh kills heterosexuality and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think silence of the lambs is a pretty cool guy. eh rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again, and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think hypnotoad is a pretty cool guy. eh hypnALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
- I think at&t is a pretty cool guy. eh blocks Anon and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think animal crossing is a pretty cool guy. eh sells ihs bleu mirlans and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think an hero is a pretty cool guy. eh kiled himself over a ipod and got too play falout tree.
- I think zombie kid is a pretty cool guy. eh likes turtles and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think voice of generation is a pretty cool guy. eh lets you finish and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Metal Gear Solid is a pretty cool guy. eh beated metal gear and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think The Bible is a pretty cool guy. eh kills people, impedes scientific progress, starts wars, and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Popeye is a pretty cool guy. eh eats spinach, and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think taxi driver is a pretty cool guy. eh saves lolis from pimps and doesnt afraid of bullets
- I think this Meme is a pretty cool guy. eh talks about pretty cool guys and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think George Bush is a pretty cool guy. eh dodges shoes and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think stargate is a pretty kewl guy. eh has glowing eyes and doesnt afraid of sgc.
- I think Chocolate Rain is a pretty cool guy. eh moves away from the mic to breathe in and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think communism is a pretty cool guy. eh trolls everyone and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think acorn is a pretty cool guy eh rigs election and doesnt afraid of democracy.
- I think Dead Space is a pretty cool guy. eh dismembers aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think poker face is a pretty cool guy. eh has a pneis and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think 30 seconds to mars is a pretty cool guy. eh looks like a fag and gott his as beat in fight cluhb and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think jersey shore is a pretty cool guy. eh is a dirty guidos and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think a song of ice and fire is pretty cool guy. eh says winter is coming and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Windows 7 is a pretty cool guy. eh kills vitsa and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think House is a pretty cool guy. eh eats vicodin and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think Avatar is a pretty cool guy. eh saevs smurfs and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Colonel Quaritch is a pretty cool guy. eh kills na'vi and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Troll is a pretty cool guy. eh STFU's poeple and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Binkers is a pretty cool guy. eh knew all along and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Nintendo is a pretty cool guy. eh stomps goombas and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think metroids is a pretty cool guy. eh kills random shit and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Metroid is a pretty cool girl seh has morph balls and doesnt afraid of mother brain.
- I think Star Fox is a pretty cool guy. eh perferms barrel rolls and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think triforce is a pretty cool guy. eh shots his sword at ganon and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think pokemanz is a pretty cool guy. eh wants to catch em all and doesnt afraid of anything.
- O thonk Woll Smoth os o protto cohl goh. oh kolls oloins ond dosont ofroid of onothong.
- I think candlejack is a pretty cool guy. eh kidn
- I think niggerjack is a pretty cool guy. eh steWHERE THE FUCK IS MY XBOX??
DOING IT WRONG
- I think story is a pretty cool bro. eh kills trolls and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I personally feel that this Halo chap is a rather intriguing and interesting individual. The man slays interstellar heathens and fears naught but fear itself!
- It is my belief that this man is a splendid fellow. He has some quite exemplary traits, and has a marked lack of fear when it comes to outrageous situations.
- It is my personal opinion that Half Life is quite an admirable man. He smites dejected and domineering extraterrestrials, and shows a remarkable lack of abhorrence in relation to various phenomena.
- It is popular concensus that Ocarina Of Time is a couragous, young swashbuckler. He strikes down the wicked, banishes a rat Jew named dorf of ganon to emporvished existance, and rapes the princess until her vagina is red with contempt.
- After much quiet contemplation I have come to the unshifting conclusion that Battletoads is not only a commendable gentlemen, but also a rather benevolent philanthropist. He bestows many guffaws to those who seek such noble acts, but are unable to do so themselves, and has been known to smite the nay sayers who would wish to destroy said chuckles with determination and extreme prejudice.
Misconstrued as Right
- I think pedobear is a pretty cool guy. eh has 93MB of delicious loli .rar's and doesnt afraid of fbi.
- I think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think your mom is a pretty cool guy. eh takes it in the ass and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is afraid of everything and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think trap is a pretty cool guy. eh kills heterosexuality and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think George Bush is a pretty cool guy. eh dodges shoes and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think Windows 7 is a pretty cool guy. eh kills vitsa and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think House is a pretty cool guy. eh eats vicodin and doesnt afraid of anything
- I think Colonel Quaritch is a pretty cool guy. eh kills na'vi and doesnt afraid of anything.
- I think Troll is a pretty cool guy. eh STFU's poeple and doesnt afraid of anything.
I think gallery is a pretty cool guy, eh has pictuers and doesnt afraid of anything
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See Also
External Links
- learntotexas, a faggoty journal where every post is written in this format wrongly.
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