Prince
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Prince, lordly assface |
| —Prince's fanbase. |
| —the internet at large. |
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IS HERE TO RECLAIM THE INTERNET that he says is his by noble birthright.
Al Gore has made comment that he's ready and prepared to defend his invention against Prince's 'tubes d'état.
Prince's face is Serious Fucking Business. He has recently declared an E-Jihad on all images, tattoos and anything that looks remotely like him, including the Shroud of Turin and Goatse. He is planning to sue all niggers, Will Smith and the continent of Africa for having melanin and eating KFC.
[edit] Career Overview
Much like his second cousin twice removed Barack Hussein Obama, Prince is a halfrican split between those of nigra and terrorist descent. His great ancestor was relative to Sally Hemmings, and in spite of his celebrity status the Jefferson family still tell him "Wrong Location Nigger" when he shows up for family reunions. Prince is still suspected to be responsible for the Y2K devastation which he had predicted back in the 80s, when BBS was what still passed for an internets connection.
Tay Zonday's musical hero, Prince was the first artist to perform a rain dance as a form of popular music. However, due to overwhelming levels of faggotry and GRIDS, Prince's rain was purple rather than chokklit. He is in the closet on at least 100 different batshit levels, ranging from his obvious homosexuality to bestiality and beyond. If anyone knows what it sounds like when doves cry, it is Prince, who found out when he tried to stick his penis inside of one. After sampling the sound of the dove's reaction, he put it to a drum machine and it became his biggest hit.
[edit] Prince®
| —the Ear Sheriff |
A lawlsuit? Over MY fan site? It may be more likely than you think. Prince has declared a mighty war on all content containing his lordly image, meaning that middle-aged women and fgts everywhere will be seeing their websites closed like a Swedish swimming pool.
Prince has hired the WEB SHERIFF to scour the tubes, SEAKING images and content that may contain his face, hands, fingerprints, saliva, penis, faeces, semen, air he may have breathed, water that at one time was his piss, and any binaries he may have interacted with. What Prince doesn't know is that he's sparing the entire internet and world at large every single eye-molesting Geocities site dedicated to worshipping his herpes-infested dong.
The Jewtubes are also off-limits, Prince has declared, so that noone can watch him sing about naked girls wearing red hats. Several accounts have allegedly been baleeted by his leet h4x0r rent-a-cops.
| —SilentPrinceProtest, invoking Godwin's Law in ALLCAPS |
It is rumored that he is trying to figure out a method by which he can copyright the word Prince itself to extract several thousand years of back-pay from the Chavs for their flagrant abuse of integrating his product with their government and history. He has also been sighted going door to door in the Amerikkkan midwest, demanding totals exceeding $9000 from every housewife who thinks about him in the shower while they grind against the flexible massage extension.
Prince has also threatened to sue The Pirate Bay. Get in line, douchebag.
[edit] Prince Fans United
And what could all of this super cereal hijacking of his Lordship bring about? A war between Prince and his own moronic fanbase.
Yes, they've formed a website to fight back against the man they love and cherish the most. The site endorses websites such as Princefams.com, Housequake.com and Prince.org which have all received threats of internet lolsuit for sucking his e-penis.
[edit] Prince's Fanbase
Consists wholly of gays, middle aged women, gays, men with male pattern baldness, gays and your mom. Prince's fan base are the kind of people who think patchouli smells good and actually listen to Barry White when they lay down some white wimmenz. They are currently exploding with butthurt and drama over his edict by birthright to pwn their nostalgia orgy websites.
Forums on every PFU-affiliated website are discussing the issue, but no visible trolling has taken place as of yet, possibly because noone really gives a flying fuck.
[edit] Fan Lyrics In Protest
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don't think sow I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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The Pirate Bay gets threatened
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