Proboards
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Proboards is an overrated, underrated and siderated free message board hosting service. It enables your average 13 year old boy to create his very own messageboard, and moderate it like a nazi! What fun, what excitement!
Unfortunately, Proboards' TOS prohibits everything that makes the internets great - pr0n, drugs, pyramid schemes, racism and spam. Approximate Gaydar rating: 23534654634.7
Your average Proboards messageboard
Your average Proboards messageboard:
- Has an inactive moderator
- Is stocked with 16 year old emo girls
- Looks like something the internets aborted out of its ass
- Is known for hosting shitty boards
As can be deduced from the above requirements, any given Proboard can be assumed to be a steamy pile of internet excrement. Traffic is miniscule, if any, and conversation revolves around which whiney shit emo band is the best.
Lulz and Drama on Proboards
It is easy to get some quick lulz out of a Proboard, just follow these steps:
- Create a Proboard
- Change the color scheme to something really shitty
- Get between 1 and 127 of your idiot friends to join
- The drama period, this is the time to start some drama using Proboards minimal features:
- Replace all instances of a member's name with a description of them using the swear word filter, such as "furry sick fuck," "Lolcow" or fucktard"
- Swear word filter out normal words with swear words or filter punctuation, eg 'the' becomes cunt or '.' becomes dickhorny slutmuffin ok I like cheese chuddy
- In the "site news" fader, set it to display a giant image of some old meme like Chuck Norris or CATS from All Your Base
- Link the giant picture to last measure, make it impossible to click anything else
- Replace the alphabet, it isn't very funny, eg 'e' becomes lololololololol, 's' becomes I love anal sex or 'abcde' becomes I am trying to work out what the filter is coz I love figging
- Noone will really visit the Proboard again:
