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Prommie

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Invented on Gaia Online's General Discussion Forum, Prommie is slang for "giant, cock-loving faggot", usually a well-known cock-loving faggot. Gaiafags who don't know better merely think it means "Prominent User". The word prommie was created by a Gaiafag named Troggard, a safe guy who had sex with an under aged Gaiafag named siLLy d0rk.

[edit] What makes a prommie

There are many rigorous qualifications required to be a Gaia prommie:

Loves cock
Is a giant nerd
Thinks they're a good Artist
Puts said "Art" on a well-respected art website in hopes of fame.
Emo
Puts that stupid ass "~" at the end of every post.
Would take it up the ass from Gaia Staff or an "NPC"
Always first to reply to threads
Probably wears old Monthly Collectibles on their avatar at all times, claiming it is their "signature item".
Spend less than forty seconds a day doing something other than Gaia
Bisexual
Moos like the animals they are
Has some sort of annoying post format (usually with "deep" and "meaningful" song lyrics or some such shit)
A large collection of signs (preferably of the boob variety)
Large quantities of avatar art