Prostatot
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
IRL, prostatot is the term for a pre-teen girl who dresses like a whore -- much like Hannah Montana and Jonbenét Ramsey. The LJ version may or may not dress like a whore, and may not necessarily be a pre-teen or a girl.
The LJ prostatot self-identifies with an eye-popping journal layout filled with garish graphics that shimmer and sparkle, making the text impossible to read. Not that you'd want to read any of it, or
that you actually could read any of it, since the average prostatot tends to keep her OMG LOOK WUT MAHMEE BOT MEEH @ HAWT TOPIC entries for friends only.
The prostatot can often be spotted in communities devoted to creating icons or worshiping Avril Lavigne.
Prostatots usually get knocked up by the time they turn 16, at which point they become teen mothers, enhanced with a fugly baby and ghetto-unfabulous babydaddy.
Prostitot Action Shots
 A typical prostatot. |
 irl prostatot which will become a teenmommie in a few years. |
 A Real Life Prostatot |
 All in the Family. |
 Prostatot asking for it |
 i'd hit that like the fist of an angry god |
 pedobear is going to be proud!!!11!!! |
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 A prostatot whoring herself by wearing a ZOMG so BR00T4L death metal shirt!111!!!!11 |
Lestatots
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Prostatot is part of a series on Whores. |
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