Protest

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Protesters are known for their well-informed and logical beliefs.

I want an hour of my life back.

No matter how important you think your cause is, no body is going to read a damn book on a sign.

Protests are lame riots that never get off the ground. Large numbers of people get fucked off at their total ineffectiveness and go somewhere to wander around shouting about it. Frankly, if you haven't brought guns, bats and Molotov cocktails, you're just wasting everyone's time.

Things to do at a protest:

• Sing "We shall overcome"
• Discuss politics
• Go the fuck home before you get dispersed

They are invariably done by the exact people least likely to have any fucking clue what they're talking about. For instance, a protest against the exploitation of foreign ethnic peoples will be attended exclusively by white psych majors whose parents are paying for everything.

Women go to protests because they are momentarily filled with concern about whatever bullshit non-issue is vogue to care about. Men go to get laid.

[edit] How to deal with protesters

Engage them in lively debate and open a dialog that will lead to a greater understanding of both sides of the delicate and complex issue at hand. Just kidding. Throw feces at them. If you are in the service of the state, protect and serve the protesters with three feet of thick black baton in the cornhole. That's why they come to the protests, innit?

[edit] Famous Protests

The most famous protest in US history is probably Kent State. On May 4, 1970, the Ohio National Guard staged a protest against George McGovern at Kent State University. While peacefully protesting, they were attacked by a group of foul-smelling hippies. The assailants were so unwashed the national guardsmen naturally assumed they were brain-eating zombies and opened fire.

People now realize that protests are pointless. As such, protests have declined dramatically over the last generation as can be seen in these comparatives photos:

Then

Now

[edit] Gallery

What you envision your protest to be...	...and what you end up with.	A young American concludes the establishment was right after all.	Mexicans protesting against being called "Mexicans".
As usual, the people who get naked to protest are the fucking ugliest of the bunch.