Psychonaut
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Note: If you were trying to look up the video game Psychonauts, which features a psychic Russian kid with the voice of a fag beaver, then look elsewhere.
The terror known as Psychonaut first came into existence last Thursday, a blight upon the earth. His mother was a streetwalking flaghopper and his father escaped from a lunatic asylum with bunions on his balls and warts on his wank.
Psychonaut wishes he was a prosecutor, so he compensates by making up lies about people and getting them banned forever from Wikipedia. That makes him a real dickhead. Aside from doing perverted experiments, Psychonaut is a gay lover of both Linuxbeak and Eric the Midget and is a former lover of Arthur T. Murray. He also works for the Socialist Party of Great Britain. Damn Commie…
Anal links
- Official Psychonaut website, usually used to lure small children into his clutches
- Rape page / Rape page
- Criminal listing
- Pedophilic Adobe Reader brag page
- Psychonaut's homosexual band
- Some vandalism by Psychonaut
 Psychonaut before the Oklahoma City bombing. Current origins are unknown, likely hiding in Germany. |
 Psychonaut third from left with terrified ferret (which he uses to satisfy his needs). Notice the leg crossing (signifies faggotry). |
 Psychonaut demonstrates his ferret's ability to slide through small, cramped tunnels. |
 A bunch of Psychonauts. |
 Psychonaut and his little walking blow-jobs. |
