Psychopath
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Psychopaths (also known as sociopaths) are people like you and me. They feel misunderstood and maligned by society because, in contrast to their reputation for atrocity, they have done a lot of really good things. Among their accomplishments are taking up the task of bringing peace to the Middle East, championing faith in God, and removing the undesirable elements from society. The diligent reader should take care not to confuse teenagers with psychopaths. Teens are responsible for a plurality of automobile accidents, angst, and lame music.
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[edit] Identifying Our Psycho Friends
Psychopaths possess numerous personality traits that set them apart from everyone else.
- Characteristic open honesty about themselves and their past.
- Kindly willingness to help out. They're so nice and helpful, so next time one of them asks you for help, please return the favor.
- The best example for them, Derin and Meltem. They can do anything to you. They're also known as streetjumpers! Cause they jump on you !
- High achievement. You will be amazed that someone who has accomplished so much is willing to talk to little ole you.
- Psychopaths possess the remarkable talent of being able to keep cool in the fiercest of situations.
- Bold vision. Psychopaths are ready to think outside the box, no matter how radical their ideas may seem to others.
- Fun loving. Join one on an outing; you'll be sure to have an unforgettable time!
- Many psychopaths have high leadership potential. Whether it is their way of words or their friendly demeanor, they attract groupies like flies to honey.
[edit] Psychopathy's Bad Reputation
Unfortunately, some in the psychiatric and criminological professions have termed the valuable personality traits of psychopathy a personality disorder because they're jealous. The American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders calls it antisocial personality disorder, and the United Nations World Health Organization's International Classification of Diseases calls it dissocial personality disorder. All the diagnostic criteria for these personality disorders are false and misleading.
In many cases, the diagnostic signs of so-called psychopathic personality disorder are the exact opposite of how psychopaths truly are. Again, the crusty old experts are just jealous that they can't mack beautiful women all day too.
[edit] The Psycho in a Relationship
Occasionally a woman finds herself in a relationship with a psychopath; in this case, she is incredibly lucky. Sadly, these women are often not ready for a real man and become doubly aware of their personal inadequacies when attempting to love a psychopath. This woman, when facing the harsh reality of herself, may break down and blame all her shortcomings on her significant other.
When the psychopath finally breaks off his relationship with his "lover," he can breathe a sigh of relief and continue to live his life independently. Being the endlessly giving and forgiving people that they are, psychopaths too often end up with callous, controlling mates.
Of course, never thinking of himself, the psychopath may try to help his former lover by initiating contact again. Can she make it without me?, Is she safe?, Is she heart broken that I left her? are the thoughts that dominate a psychopath's mind after he ends a romantic relationship. Thus worried, the psychopath may then call her to check up on her every so often or follow her to work and home to make sure she's doing all right. He may even offer her a second chance.
A select few women are also psychopaths. However, this is uncommon and this article makes use of gender norms. The women who are psychopaths are really cool.
[edit] The Psycho at the Helm
Sometimes psychopaths are chosen to lead a team, corporation, or even a whole country. Since psychopaths are bold visionaries and superb leaders, change will rapidly follow their ascent. Some sticklers will always be more concerned about details like procedure and caution, and these people just get in the way when a psychopath is about to revolutionize things! As with relationships, the subordinates to a psychopathic leader may sense their personal inadequacies for the first time. They may spread rumors about the psychopath's taking sadistic pleasure in firing the obstinate employees and forcing busywork on others. They are merely projecting what they would do if they were in charge onto the kindly psychopath. They can see neither the big picture nor the subliminal messages.
[edit] The Psycho Child at Risk
Psychopaths don't just come out of no where. Psychopaths were first children. The shocking truth is children showing promise as psychopaths are at an increased risk for delinquency of all kinds. At school, the superior intelligence of the psychopathic child is easily bored because the teacher focuses his or her efforts on mere mortals. This child may act up, earning him nothing but punishment. Of course, the child is still bored with the useless facts school offers him, so he continues to act up. He may torture the class pet or the teacher's pet, tell jokes while the teacher is droning on about something, or pick on some stupid kid who's actually paying attention to the lesson. The psychiatric profession may intervene at this point and slap one of their fancy labels like attention deficit/hyperactivity disorder, oppositional-defiant disorder, or conduct disorder on the poor boy.
At home the child who shows promise as a psychopath may be punished needlessly for things that aren't even his fault. His father may beat him mercilessly; and his mother, who's probably too busy fucking somebody else's dad, doesn't even notice. Sometimes a psychopath is lucky enough to have a good family; this makes his behavior all the more surprising because some experts believe psychopathy is the result of triumph over adversity.
[edit] Trolling Sociopaths
You want to troll WHAT?
Proceedure
- Go to a forum with sociopathic members.
- Insult and mock the psychos for all you're worth.
- ???
- PROFIT!
Luckily for you, sociopaths can't be trolled, since they just don't care enough. If you're lucky, you might attract ones attention and be stalked by them for a while, but thats the best you're gonna manage. There are a couple of forums that exist for sociopaths, each with about three actual sociopaths and 200+ nubs. On PsychForums, (scroll down to the 'Antisocial personality disorder' subforum), you can find open and frank discussions of cannibalism, while on sociopathic.net there is a more general range of discussions. Remember, if you get an irl sociopath really pissed with you, you win the internets.
[edit] See Also
- Schizophrenia for a more accurate treatment of schizophrenia than most places
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