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THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO
Photo of Psy being caught masturbating
Photo of Psy being caught masturbating
Psyguy has a b-cup
Psyguy has a b-cup
Do not steal, Psy's an internet lawyer now.
Do not steal, Psy's an internet lawyer now.
Psyguy turning copyrighted character Eggman into a homosexual furry.
Psyguy turning copyrighted character Eggman into a homosexual furry.

Psyguy, AKA "Psycho," AKA "The Magic Talking Wall," is an internet celebrity in his mid twenties that runs the webcomic/furry cesspool, Fireball 20XL He is known for writing very long and involved webcomics and "hiring" fanboys..er, artists, to draw and/or sprite them in exchange for being "featured" on his site. However, should you slight him in the tiniest way, expect to be banned and then flamed all over his LJ: http://notpsylols.livejournal.com/. Any emails you send will also be posted there, and your life will be TEH RUINED!!1oneone The livejournal was previously reallylucky.livejournal.com, but his mommy and daddy told him to take it down. So now he secretly types journal entries under his new alias. What a clever boy.

The comics usually focus on Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, or a random assortment of his own original characters and Nintendo characters. HOWEVER, even though the comic itself seems to be focused on famous copyrighted characters, somehow psyguy always seems to make his own character (which is a cross between dragonball z and sonic on methamphetamines) the main focus of the story. Mostly though, the whole thing is a useless collection of unfunny copyright infringement, but the fanboys love it and spam his shit all over the internets. 80% of his characters are either created by others or modifed version of copyrighted character that he calls original.

He has also had a number a girlfriends (somehow). In a year he dates about 20 girls (on the internets). It ends with him writing an emo poem about the girl[1] and then talking shit about them. His dumbass friends defend him saying it's not his fault. Somehow it's always the girls fault. Many believe the reason Psy can never work a relationship with a girl is because he is really gay and just can't admit it.

Psy also has problems keeping friends, because it appears that he is insecure. He relieves his stress by taking out his anger on everyone else, because he lives an extremely stressful life drawing Mario and Sonic's bastard lovechildren and masturbating to furry pornography on his shitty macintosh computer.

Psyguy doesn't like his loved ones bothered.
Psyguy doesn't like his loved ones bothered.

Much to the surprise of the community, it was recently discovered that he no longer lives with his parents! They still get assaulted with daily phone calls for him, but much to the dismay of all his fans, though they refuse to give out his information. He'll also come after you with the law if you so much as think about calling him.

Psy knows how to leave an impression.
Psy knows how to leave an impression.

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[edit] Current Whore

You cannot hide from your shame.
You cannot hide from your shame.
Swirly-eyes!
Swirly-eyes!

As often as the days go by, Psy changes internet girlfriends. And this time, there's a surprising twist; she's legal, though just barely. As per usual she falls into the category of the girls that Psy dates. She can draw and is a female sonic fan which makes her a prime candidate for Psy's loving internet embrace.

Ristaroll apparently is going to be drawing another one of Psyguy's retarded comics (surprise surprise!) . They met one night at a bar, where she was mistaken for a sailor. Things just took off from there, and now she's employed as Psy's current art monkey, as well as many others. It would be big news if it wasn't for the fact that she's almost as bad an artist as Psy is.

She's a fangirl whom has no personality of her own and must resort to pulling a personality from others, albeit bad ones. She will soon be making penis and fart jokes. Lather, rinse, repeat. That is, until she will eventually claim to have a larger dick. This will infuriate Psyguy to the point where he will break down and write meaningful poems expressing his feelings of sadness and remorse.

All things considered, she's just Psy's type.

[edit] Previous Girlfriend

Some say God shitted her out.
Some say God shitted her out.
Psy used to date Jess. Unlike his past internet girlfriends, this one has no type of artistic talent. She is also known to be extremely annoying, bitchy, stupid and hypocritical. Psy is also dating a past girlfrend on the side. (Another furry.) She had no idea and probably still doesn't. Recently she has written an emo poem [2]Deleted which sounds like she is no longer up to Psys standards. However, another emo poem [3]Deleted states that Psy probably dumped her. The reason Psy dumped her and this secret she speaks of is that she cut herself. Psy does the same but this was the only excuse he could find to dump her ass and date somebody else. Though some say he dumped her due to her stating that her penis was larger than his. His tits however are larger than hers.

She created a new Sheezyart account after seeing this article and preceded to complain about it in her SA journal. She pretty much went about her business drawing pictures and writing poems in her new account. What's funny is that she still wants to stick her dick up his ass, as expressed in this her latest work [4], even though she denies all of it.

Her asshole is a biohazard.

[edit] Psyguy Rip-Offs

Psyguy's previous character design, masterfully rendered in three-dee.
Psyguy's previous character design, masterfully rendered in three-dee.

Psy has more then once claimed of people ripping off his rip-off characters. He'll make a post on his LJ and complain about his "original" characters being ripped off by others. The following are what Psy considers as ripping off his character.

  • swirly eyes
  • green skin
  • small penis
  • dbz clothing
  • wings
  • hedgehog
  • furry
  • no nose
  • eyes
  • arms
  • hands
  • legs
  • feet
  • head
  • just about anything really

Do any of the following and Psy will be sure to make an LJ post about your rip-off character.

[edit] Psyguy Wears Dark Sunglasses At Night

Some time in late 2007, Psyguy decided to ditch his fluffy green Sonic knock-off for something even more blatantly gay. An upgrade from "furfag," his persona is presently a mutant demon Phoenix Wright character with sunglasses. (See above.) While this is a surprising change, it doesn't change the fact that he still has no original ideas of his own. And no nose.

[edit] Comics by Psy

[edit] That's My Sonic!

Most likely the only thing people are going to remember that Psy did (If people will even remember him). Some say it's the origin on all sprite comics using Sonic gay jokes.

He later brought it back only to fuck it up even more than it was to begin with.

[edit] Get Blue Spheres

Another crappy comic about Sonic. But what is even more sad is that Psy hired another person to SPRITE IT. We all know Psy doesn't draw his comic cause he sucks at drawing and is lazy as hell. But if you are also too lazy to sprite a comic then you fail.

[edit] Chaos Diamonds 3

Written by Psy and drawn by one of his many slaves. The story is about Tails being emo since Sonic left him. Your basic Tails growing up and Sonic becoming a dick fanfic. Tails finds a diamond that turns him into Psy (Psy did this to make his e-penis feel bigger). It's pretty much crappy emo Sonic fanfic. It ends with Amy and Tails hooking up, Knuckles and Rogue dead, Sonic still a douche, and the Chaos Diamonds eaten by Denver the Last Dinosaur. Lawl.

[edit] Red & Black

Pretty much the same shit as Chaos Diamonds 3 but with Shadow as the focus. More emo shit and Amy being a fucking slut falling for Shadow now instead if Tails.

[edit] Wha-CHOW!

Not a comic but a crappy radio show Psy does with his friends. They talk about stupid shit and think they're being funny as hell. It's full of inside jokes and Psy talking about his asshole cause ass jokes are funny to him (as it's his favorite part to get things shoved in).

[edit] Items on High

Another unoriginal and unfunny comic by Psyguy only this one makes fun of Super Smash Bros than Sonic. Like all of his other comics it`s unfunny, unoriginal and just plain stupid, ironically he puts Sonic in only to realise it was stupid so he fucks the whole thing up and quits.

[edit] Real Men Use Items

Take the same comic and add minor differences. JUST LIKE IN THE GAMES! Though there is a key difference in that instead of using edited sprites, Psy uses screencaps for his panels so he can be even more lazy than usual.

[edit] Videos by Psy

Like most of his shitty comics, he makes shitty videos based on copyrighted shows and games. Can`t he be original for once? Well in order to make these shitty videos, he needs his slaves, some shitty sound effects, and some crappy music (which were awsome before he used em). After that he has a shitty video with terrible voice acting and a bunch of stupid jokes. Lets face it he`ll never be funny.....EVER!

Don't believe me? This video confirms everything in this article. You would think making Sonic Sprite porn and starting a furry community based around a ruined franchise would be enough insanity for one guy. Apparently puppets are just icing on the cake. You'll shit bricks.


[edit] Bastardized series

Psyguys version of Youtube poop but with more fail.

[edit] World of Warcraft

A bunch of stupid clips of Psyguy playing WoW. Adds Mario sounds in an attempt to make it "funny".

[edit] How to make Sprite Comics/Effects

A shitty guide to making a good comic. Avoid it like the plague.

[edit] The life of Psyguy

[edit] HEZ MAD! OH NOEZ!

Last Thursday Psy commented on his article.

Psyguy (the one who's writing this right now) has a lot of cowards write relatively funny things about him in an attempt to de-fame him. But, they will never, ever, e-mail him under any circumstance. Psyguy (again, who's writing this) openly takes e-mails and will be more than happy to talk to you about any problems you may have. It's not healthy to sit and harbor on bad and nasty feelings that make you call him gay.

Seriously guys, I don't give a flying fuck what you put online. You all don't like me? I don't give a shit. It's fucking stupid though - because I'll be more than happy to talk to you one on one. Shit like this only makes me laugh and helps me get more visitors to my site.

Go ahead! Make a THOUSAND posts on different websites about me! They -all- link to my page, you jackasses! That's what I WANT! I openly mock myself on my "radio-show" all the time. You think something like this is going to mildly hurt me?

I'M ON THE SHITTER RIGHT NOW TYPING THIS. I have my pants around my ankles and a nice big shit just came out of my ass. My computer, right now, is dangerously close to my very small and flaccid penis! Of course, I'm not looking at gay porn / child pornography - so it is something out of the norm.

Is that all you idiots got? Bitch about me on some page. Oh boo hoo my wonderful reputation shall be tarnished and no one will like me :'(

My e-mail is psyguy@gmail.com. Psyguy (the one who's writing this right now) has a lot of cowards write relatively funny things about him in an attempt to de-flame him. But, they will never, ever, e-mail him under any circumstance. Psyguy (again, who's writing this) openly takes e-mails and will be more than happy to talk to you about any problems you may have. It's not healthy to sit and harbor on bad and nasty feelings that make you call him gay.

This statement has lead to many not giving a shit. At the moment the cowards that wrote this article only had to say "It's the internet. Who cares?" Obviously they don't understand that to Psy, the Internet is serious business.

[edit] Psyguy's Biggest Fans

  • Filthy Animal - Psyguy's loyal and devoted servant, willing to suck his cock whenever he demands so. Like Psyguy, is morbidly obese and is a furry.
  • Joseph Collins - Possibly Psyguy's biggest fan other than Filthy; fellow furfag and pedophile, as well as a stalker.
  • The Wise Mankey - Another servant of Psyguy who occasionally does sprite shit for him as well. He's a closet pedophile and homosexual, a furry (His avatar is a human body with a mankey head that wears a trenchcoat and camo pants), dramafag and self-diagnosed aspie among other things. In short, the epitome of anti-lulz.

[edit] Psyguy`s Slaves

  • Mr.OMA - AKA: Oral MAsturbater. Unlike Psyguy, OMA is ACTULALLY ACTUALLY funny in comparison (But then again, anyone is) and doesnt use copyrighted characters in every comic...or atleast doesnt fucking make a comic on them (EX: Sonic).
  • Kirbopher15 - The creator of the shit flash series TTA and Psyguys sex slave. Although TTA is a shitty flash movie atleast it`s more original than what Psy does (which must be the reason for him being his sex slave)...but of course you later realise its a complete ripoff of .Hack/MMBN/DBZ with horrible voice acting and terrible music quality. Could use an article.
  • Ame - The only one that can actulally draw unlike everyone else on the damn site. She used to be a furry but after realising how much furries sucked she went on being human. Psy later assraped her and made her his slave again.

[edit] See also

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