Puberty
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Puberty is that special time when children start becoming adults. However, this never goes as God planned, and all it produces are retards, retards and even more retards. Those going through puberty will experience the following: a new self-image, anger, falling in with the wrong crowd, unwarranted self-importance, new emotions and desires and the need to act out on them, realization of one's worthlessness, bleeding from your special area, and the constant generation of lulz. If you do not know how to cope with your symptoms, there is additional material available to help you through this difficult time.
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[edit] Facing puberty
When confronting puberty sufferers on the internets, keep in mind where they are coming from to ensure that maximum lolz can be achieved. Pubescents will complain about many things, but the appropriate response will be to remind them of what the future holds for their individuality. If you are approached by a pubescent or you are one yourself, follow this handy situation guide for dealing with common threats.
[edit] The 16-year-old girl
If and when they begin to drone on about how, liek, Stacey was, liek, OMG stealing her boyfriend find the nearest e-pimp and be proud that you have found him his newest skank whore.
[edit] The 13 year old boy
Tell them that no matter how hard they try, they will never be a nigga or an AZN and laugh when they try to prove that they are.
[edit] Emos
Awww, they've been through enough, let's just leave them alone. HAHAHA disregard that, I suck cocks Emos can be recognized from their distaste for life and their distinct amount of cuts on their hands dick and/or tits if they are of that persuasion(Fat guys), probably made to prove how 'hip' they are. (See guro.) Emos came to be sometime around last thursday and were a more extreme, self-hating goth group. Emos generally tend to hate life and be easily dealt with by claiming they're fat, no-one likes them and then handing them a razor.
[edit] Goths
Introduce them to a tanning bed and revel in the burning flesh! For maximum results, bring a fire hose to wash away the pounds of makeup.
[edit] Nerds
Since the closest thing to "OMG U ACTUALLY TOUCHED A BOOBY!" was with someone much, much more experienced, slowly guide them along "the path." And when you reach the most intimate part of their soul, scream "Pwned!"
[edit] Facing yourself during puberty
The best way to deal with your changes is to start a journal. That way, when all the drama comes crashing down, we can later laugh about it... together... at you.
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