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OH GOD

Pumpi It Up is a game for gays, emos, and fat animu girls. If someone's stomping the shit out of the DDR machine at the arcade when you and your butt buddy want to play, you'll have to settle for PIU.

1 Break Your Legs! (And Your Dignity)
2 Difficulties
3 Styles
4 Exhibits
5 See Also
6 External Links

[edit] Break Your Legs! (And Your Dignity)

An "enhanced" alternative to the already shitty game DDR, Pump It Up is played by some of the worst wastes of body fat ever conceived. Popular in 3rd world countries, players consider it to be OMG AWESOME!!1! and treat the game like God.

It’s easy to spot gay kids dry-humping along with its terrible music. Every "decent" player has a huge ego and thinks he's fucking awesome. This giant asshole of a game can also be used as a way to hook-up with girls. There's also a World Championship where all players reunite to dance and see who's the most epic Lord of the Fail.

This machine was made to eat your soul and steal all your money. Refrain from contact or face the consequences.

[edit] Difficulties

Easy Station - For uber-queers and 16 year olds girls.

Normal - Same as easy

Hard - Standard for those wanting to show off

Crazy - HOLY SHIT HE BROKE EVERY FUCKING BONE IN HIS BODY

Freestyle - Double pad mode; otherwise known as "I-have-no-idea-what-the-fuck-I'm-doing" mode

Nightmare - Harder double pad mode; involves moves only a goatse can pull off

[edit] Styles

Stepper – You have to press the buttons like you're stomping the shit out of Daniele Fiorenza's face

Freestyler – Just go batshit insane to be a winnar

[edit] Exhibits

Dance sessions are usually accompanied by a bunch of people with ~~nothing better to do~~ no lives watching the player loses every last bit of dignity he ever had.