Purity Ball

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A purity ball is an event where lolis pledge their virginity to their fathers in the name of God. It’s most common among the Evangelical Christian community.

Contents 1 Alleged aims of the Purity Ball 2 What happens at Purity Balls? 3 Testimony from delighted participants 4 Did You Know? 5 Gallery 6 See Also

[edit] Alleged aims of the Purity Ball

• The promotion of sexual abstinence and purity before marriage.
• Reaffirming the father-daughter relationship and their relationship with God.
• For fathers to take up the responsibility as “guardians” of their daughter’s purity.

[edit] What happens at Purity Balls?

Fathers and daughters, both dressed their best first have a nice intimate dinner followed by a dance, all designed to deepen their bond. If this sounds suspiciously like a date, that’s because it is. Srsly, they even call it that! The main part of the evening is, of course, the pledge where where the fathers pledge to be her “authority and protection in the area of purity” (actual pledge)

Whether this means the father gets to be the first one to pop his daughter’s cherry is open to interpretation.

[edit] Testimony from delighted participants

“	This evening is more about spending time with her than her purity at this point	„
—one seven-year-old’s dad. [1]

“	How can you measure the value of your eleven year old looking up into your eyes with innocent, uncontainable joy, saying, 'Daddy, I'm so excited!	„
—Wesley Tullis in a letter describing his grateful participation. [2]

“	Mmmmmmmmmmm, loli!	„
—Pedobear

“	As long as you pay the cash, they’ll let anyone in!	„
—Brian Peppers

[edit] Did You Know?

• Pedobear loves Purity Balls.
• They are a trap to lure as many innocent underage girls as possible into one place at one time to be taken advantage of.
• Fathers use this event as a chance to get some.
• Most of these girls will end up being technical virgins.
• Girls who attend Purity Balls are just asking for it.

[edit] Gallery

Pedosmiles can be found on 99% of all males at these balls	DVD recording of a purity ball	Loli overload!!!	This daughter loves her father so much!!
Punishment when the daughter strays from the path

[edit] See Also

• Pedobear

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