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Pussy-whipped
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Do you suffer debt brought on by constant expenses from your current relationship? Do you feel that your girlfriend controls every aspect of your life? If any of the aforementioned symptoms apply, you are PUSSY-WHIPPED!! Fear not, for 90% of all the regular people like you deal with these same exact problems, and solutions are apparent.
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[edit] Treatment
In spite of the fact that women most likely control your expenditures, there are ways to come out on top and show the bitch her place.
- Always buy her what YOU want.
- If she gives you lip, give her the good knuckle treatment.
- Make sure you always control the phone so she doesn't call for help.
- Remove her teeth for maximum pleasure
- Let her know her place. If she even so much as thinks of wandering outside, punish her
- If she refuses to get an abortion, due to some stupid religion that was actually a delusion from Xenu's R6 implant, then give her a Falcon Punch!
- ????
- PROFIT!
[edit] Pussy-whipped People
- Boh3m3 (Current Owner: TheHill88)
- Blunty3000 (Current Owner: Katz20two)
- Hal Turner (Current Owner: His wife, though has shown resistance)
- Any male Something Awful Goon in a relationship.
