Puzzlebox
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Puzzlebox is more than just the world. Puzzlebox is more than just the terrain. Puzzlebox is more than just home. Puzzlebox is a mind, a machine, and quite possibly somebody's idea of a joke.
In short, it's a furry fuck MUCK. Not only that, its playerbase has the world's largest concentration of male-to-female transexuals (and would-be transexuals) outside of Wikipedia.
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[edit] History
Puzzlebox was created by Postvixen and his postfurry pals to have a place to do oh-so-postmodern things like have sex, strut around in latex, have sex, write really long poses, have sex, use a lot of emoticons, have sex, oh yeah and also have sex. It went up (lol) in late 2003 and is showing no signs of coming back down again.
[edit] Characters
The most popular characters in Puzzlebox, in decreasing order, are: catgirls, hermaphrodites, dragons, foxes, hermaphrodite catgirls, dragon-catgirls, fox-catgirls, hemaphrodite dragons, hermaphrodite foxes, dragon-foxes, and hermaphrodite catgirl-dragon-foxes. If they're coated with latex and/or plastic and/or rubber, so much the better.
[edit] Places
There are many areas in Puzzlebox to get your yiff on, to wit:
[edit] Puzzle Park
Home of the pretty metal tree and plenty of open space for cuddlepiling.
[edit] Dropsocket Lounge
The designated Out-Of-Character (OOC) area; like the OOC areas on most MUDs, this is where players tend to actually congregate
[edit] The Warps
Six areas named for the six types of quark; usually people only go to them under extreme duress, since they're usually busy cuddlepiling in Puzzle Park or talking about videogames in the Dropsocket Lounge.
- UpWarp
- Everything is geometric and bureaucratic, just what you need for mind-control play.
- DownWarp
- An urban ruin overrun with rust and the more standard furry tropes.
- TopWarp
- Land of the yiffy insect dommes.
- BottomWarp
- Supposedly one big sex party; since furries have no senses of humour or irony, the sex fiends are instead all in...
- CharmWarp
- which is full of happy shiny plastic submissive people.
- StrangeWarp
- The only area that's ever interesting of its own accord, because of all the techno-gothic elements that were ripped off from H. R. Giger and/or Blade Runner.
[edit] Philosophy
The major tenets of Puzzlebox are:
- Catgirls are really hott.
- If you've read the Principia Discordia then you're a radical free-thinking prankster.
- If you watch a lot of anime then you're an open-minded literature expert.
- For best results, name a character after an ordinary noun or adjective; failing that, some high-falutin' philosopher or scientist.
- Femininity is good. Masculinity is bad. Lesbianism is civilisation's highest achievement. If you dare to question any of these, then you must be a prude or a troll.
- One's sexuality is not only a majorly important part of one's soul, it's the most important part. This may sound like a standard furry view, but in this case inordinately flowery prose is required, something like
- Dilettantism wraps hir shiny metallic legs with their built-in stilleto heels around Globuloidine's ten writhing necks, panting and pressing hir reflective buttocks against the nanite colony's heaving silver breasts (that mew). "I love you," she coos. <3 <3 <3
See also: postfurry, Postvixen, post-anything.
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