Pyro
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A pyro (not to be confused with the emo faggot main character of the wapanese shitfest Megatokyo) is a common type of outcast teenager that has about as much angst as a goth kid, but instead of writing stupid poetry, they take their pain out by blowing shit up.
Typical pyros are mostly basement dwelling losers who want to get back at their classmates or the cops PIGS for actually having a life. Pyros will gain most of their knowledge by reading 20 year old text files and by surfing around geocities pages with plenty of flame gifs and spinning skulls. Their bible is the famous Anarchists Cookbook which has plenty of awesome "recipes" for "social change" AKA: a shit excuse for random vandalism. They believe that this knowledge gives them some sort of power, despite 90% of textfiles will do nothing or just kill you.
Politically just like anarchists, pyros are violent anti-authority freaks who believe that W is the source of all of their problems. These problems range from how they can't get laid to why did the hardware store clerk report them for buying 5 boxes of stump remover.
When talking on the internets about making explosives, they will try to trick the police PIGS by saying they "dreamed" about making a bomb. You are not fooling anyone. If a pyro lives up to the age of 19, he will defiantly turn into a survivalist.
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[edit] Pyrotechnic Facts
Fact: An M-80 has the power of a quarterstick of dynamite.
Fact: A compacted roman candle has enough explosive power to flip a car over.
Fact: C02 bombs can be used in place of blasting caps to set of high explosives.
Fact: A blackcat firecracker can take your hand off. This means that a pack of firecrackers has the explosive power of a military satchel charge.
Fact: Hitting a flaming melon full of gasoline with a baseball bat = instant lulz
[edit] A\/\/3s0me Pyr0 R3C1P3:
Before you get started, ensure that you Huff Raid in order to get high.
- Dump sulfuric and nitric acid in a pot.
- Put on stove and heat to a boil.
- Dump in a bottle of glycerin and stir.
- Ignore the red fumes; they are harmless.
- Pour mix into a glass jar full of marbles.
- Shake until cooled down.
- Pour mix into a pipe.
- Screw on end caps.
- Drill a hole into the pipe with a power drill, and put in a firecracker fuse.
- Light with a bic lighter and enjoy.
- repeat steps 3 and 4
- ??????????
- PROFIT!!!
C0pyWr1ighT: TEh J0lolololY R0g3R!
...And remember, 4INFORMATIONALPURPOSEZ ONLY!!!
[edit] Where To Find
Most forums do have their resident pyro for their amusement; however you will find larger concentrations on sites such as:
- Totse
- RottenEggs
- Bombshock
- Any other site that hosts Text files.
- Kindergarten (they start young)
PROTIP: Always refer to explosives as "Bombs" when talking on any pyro related forum.
