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A chafing and slow scripting language, used only by mathematicians not in-the-know, and skript kiddies for writing blog-chafing scripts. Also good fo SSHSSSSSSSS HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HSSSSSSSSSSSS HSSSS HSSSSSSSSSSSS HSS HSS HSSSSS HSSS HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Python is the invoker of a fuckload of butthurt. Nobody in the whole fucking world uses Python anymore except sand niggers and the occasional Ron Paul. Python has been known for it's complicated coding and batshit crazy errors that, when translated from moonspeak to English says something about how you can't program because of a "firewall" problem or a "network ear fuck". Those problems usually encourage you to just not fight it and play along because upon further investigation, you'll be mind-fucked with frustration the same way you get eye-fucked watching old guys having an orgy.
Below: A Python script that chafes the ever-living shit out of Slashdot.
This is the code for a very basic Python "Hello World" program:
import getopt
from os import getpid
from random import choice, randrange
import re
from string import lower, letters
from sys import argv, exit
import threading
from time import sleep
import urllib
numthrds = 5
##############################################################################
# FUNCTION DEFINITIONS #
##############################################################################
def errmsg(msg):
from sys import stderr
stderr.write(str(getpid()) + ': ' + msg + "\n")
def getformkey(str):
r = re.search('<INPUT.*NAME="formkey" VALUE="[0-9a-zA-Z]+"', str)
if r:
return re.search('[0-9a-zA-Z]{10}', r.group(0)).group(0)
else:
return ''
def rndchars(x):
str = ""
for i in range(randrange(x, x + 2)):
str = str + lower(choice(letters))
return str
def rndsubject():
s = ''
for i in range(4):
s += rndchars(6)
###################
# Do getopt stuff #
###################
msgfile = 'msg.txt'
opt_d = 0
opt_l = 0
proxfile = 'proxies.txt'
purl = 'http://slashdot.org/comments.pl'
sid = '20721'
try:
opts, args = getopt.getopt(argv[1:], 'df:hlp:s:u:')
except getopt.GetoptError, msg:
stderr.write(argv[0] + ': ' + str(msg) + "\n")
exit(3)
for c, optarg in opts:
if c == '-d':
opt_d = 1
if c == '-f':
msgfile = optarg
if c == '-h':
print 'pystorm: ' + argv[0] + ' [OPTION]...'
print 'Perform automated comment posting on a Slashcode blog.\n'
print ' -d remove nonworking proxies from internal list'
print ' -f [FILE] read HTML messages from [FILE]'
print ' -h display this usage help'
print ' -l just display list of HTTP proxies collected and exit'
print ' -p [FILE] read list of HTTP proxies from [FILE], one per line'
print ' -s [NUM] post to the story with ID [NUM]'
print ' -u [URL] use [URL] as the comment posting script'
if c == '-l':
opt_l = 1
if c == '-p':
proxfile = optarg
if c == '-s':
sid = optarg
if c == '-u':
purl = optarg
if proxfile == '':
errmsg('no proxy file given')
exit(10)
##############################
# Read proxies into an array #
##############################
proxies = []
num_proxies = 0
try:
f = open(proxfile, 'r')
except:
errmsg("an error occurred when trying to open " + proxfile)
exit(5)
for x in f.readlines():
proxies.append('http://' + x.strip())
num_proxies += 1
f.close()
if num_proxies == 1:
errmsg('read in 1 proxy')
elif num_proxies > 0:
errmsg('read in ' + str(num_proxies) + ' proxies')
else:
errmsg('couldn\'t read in proxies from ' + proxfile)
exit(7)
if opt_l > 0:
for n in proxies:
print n
exit(0)
if purl == '':
errmsg('no post URL given')
exit(11)
if sid == '0':
errmsg('no SID given')
exit(9)
if msgfile == '':
errmsg('no message file given')
exit(4)
########################################
# Read messages/subjects into an array #
########################################
msgs = []
subjects = []
num_msgs = 0
try:
f = open(msgfile, 'r')
except:
errmsg('an error occurred when trying to open ' + msgfile)
exit(2)
i = 0
msgs.append('')
for x in f.readlines():
if x == "%\n":
i = 0
msgs.append('')
num_msgs += 1
else:
if i == 0:
msgs[num_msgs] = ''
subjects.append(x)
i = 1
else:
msgs[num_msgs] += x
num_msgs += 1
f.close()
if num_msgs == 1:
errmsg('read in 1 message')
elif num_msgs > 0:
errmsg('read in ' + str(num_msgs) + ' messages')
else:
errmsg('couldn\'t read in messages from ' + msgfile)
exit(6)
class SpamThread(threading.Thread):
def run(self):
global opt_d
while 1:
self.proxy = choice(proxies)
self.opendev = urllib.FancyURLopener({'http': self.proxy})
self.url = purl + '?sid=' + sid + '&op=Reply'
# choose a message
self.i = randrange(0, num_msgs)
try:
self.subject = subjects[self.i].strip()
except:
self.subject = rndsubject()
self.msg = msgs[self.i] + '\n' + rndchars(2)
# get rid of that "Re:" shit in the subject
if self.subject[0:3] == 'Re:':
self.subject = self.subject[3:]
# get initial post form
try:
#f = self.opendev.open(self.url, urllib.urlencode({}))
f = self.opendev.open(self.url)
except IOError:
print self.proxy, "couldn't open post form"
continue
try:
str = f.read(50000)
except:
print self.proxy, "got no data"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
if str.find('<TITLE>BANNED!</TITLE>') != -1:
print self.proxy, "is banned"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# get formkey
formkey = getformkey(str)
if formkey != '':
print self.proxy, "got 1st formkey " + formkey
else:
if str.find('<FONT COLOR="#000000">i have a big cock') != -1:
errmsg('This story has been archived')
exit(8)
print "Proxy", self.proxy, "couldn't get 1st formkey"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# setup POST request
self.par = urllib.urlencode(
{
'sid': sid,
'pid': '0',
'formkey': formkey,
'postersubj': self.subject,
'postercomment': self.msg,
'postanon_present': '1',
'postanon': 'on',
'op': 'Preview',
'posttype': '2'
})
# preview comment
try:
f = self.opendev.open(self.url, self.par)
except IOError:
print self.proxy, "couldn't preview"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
try:
str = f.read(50000)
except:
print self.proxy, "got no data"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# is this proxy readonly?
if str.find('<!-- Error type: readonly -->') != -1:
print self.proxy, "is readonly"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# get new formkey
formkey = getformkey(str)
if formkey != '':
print self.proxy, "got 2nd formkey " + formkey
else:
print self.proxy, "couldn't get 2nd formkey"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# fucking 20 second shit
print 'Waiting 20 seconds'
sleep(20)
self.url = purl + '?sid=' + sid + '&op=Submit'
# setup POST request
self.par = urllib.urlencode(
{
'sid': sid,
'pid': '0',
'rlogin': '1',
'formkey': formkey,
'unickname': '',
'upasswd': '',
'postersubj': self.subject,
'postercomment': self.msg,
'op': 'Submit',
'posttype': '2'
})
# submit comment
f = self.opendev.open(self.url, self.par)
try:
str = f.read(50000)
except:
print self.proxy, "got no data"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
# did it work?
if str.find('</TABLE>Comment Submitted.') != -1:
print self.proxy, "posted #", self.i, "successfully"
elif str.find('<!-- Error type: filter message -->') != -1:
print self.proxy, "content too lame to post"
exit(12)
else:
if str.find('Slashdot requires you to wait') != -1:
print self.proxy, "hit 2 minute limit"
continue
elif str.find('<!-- Error type: troll message -->') != -1:
print self.proxy, "has been 'temporarily' banned"
if opt_d != 0:
try:
proxies.remove(self.proxy)
except ValueError:
pass
continue
print self.proxy, "screwed up submit"
#####################
# Main program loop #
#####################
if __name__ == '__main__':
threadList = []
# spawn threads
for i in range(numthrds):
thread = SpamThread()
threadList.append(thread)
# start the fuckers
for thread in threadList:
thread.start()
# did all the threads start?
numthreads = threading.activeCount() - 1
errmsg('made ' + str(numthrds) + ' threads, ' + str(numthreads) + ' started')
# keep track of how many proxies
x = len(proxies)
while threading.activeCount() > 1:
y = len(proxies)
if x != y:
if y == 1:
errmsg("1 proxy in global list")
elif y == 0:
errmsg("all proxies used up")
exit(0)
else:
errmsg(str(y) + " proxies in global list")
try:
sleep(0.6)
x = y
except:
exit(1)
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[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
http://www.python.org - Go here to get your own copy of shitty Python
[edit] Disambiguation
Do not confuse this with Monty Python.
