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RUSKOxSTAR is a gender confused emo attention whore on YouTube famous for his awesome lipsyncing videos. Rusko ranks #2 on the list of gayest names ever, right behind Raul. His favorite quote is "Haters make me famous!" which ensues in even more lulz.

Contents 1 Youth 2 Rise to Stardom 2.1 God no, he has been on TV. 3 Where he is now 4 His *Music Career* 5 External links 6 See Also

[edit] Youth

Born in the dumpster in a back alley of Kassel, Germany, his whore of a mother left him for dead after discovering that he in fact, had a penis and a pussy. He was adopted by a rich white family, but was given too many naked hugs from daddy to develop properly as a child. He also enjoyed many normal activities such as playing dress-up with his adopted drug user mom's dresses. He also played with dolls, and would often give reach-arounds in a back alley.

[edit] Rise to Stardom

One day while stroking his dick, he came across YouTube and began submitting shitty videos of him lipsyncing to horrendous songs. Because of the fact that nobody gave a shit, he threw a tantrum to his daddy. His daddy comforted him with his cock, and urged him to push harder(in more ways than one).

[edit] God no, he has been on TV.

Over 9000 years ago, he decided to march in by showing his faggotry together with his gay emo friends to all Germans around the world but failed since only 2 people (1 laughing at him, 1 fapping) have watched this show.

(You dont need to search for subtitles, the video is crappy anyway)

[edit] Where he is now

He still makes videos that nobody gives a shit about. Regardless of the fact that no one can tell whether he's a boy or girl, he welcomes all criticism of his extremely talented work. Last Thursday he got jumped by a guy in a cheap dance club with a beerbottle. He made a video about it and asks why people do something like that. In his freetime, he hangs around a big shopping centre in Kassel meeting other fat, emo kids.

[edit] His *Music Career*

He also trys to make music now! a bad mix of pop, elcetro, and rap music! it seems like he is already very popular in germany but hey tokio hotel is very popular too! so yeah his *awsome scene style* and *beautiful voice* get him that far! we hope that every emo kid dies on suicide so he will not have fans anylonger.

[edit] External links

• RUSKOxSTAR on YouTube

[edit] See Also

• YouTube Super Fags
• Emo
• Tranny
• Scene kids

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