Rachel Maddow
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rachel Maddow (moar liek Rachel MAN-dow, amirite?) is a political commentator on MSNBC. She is like Keith Olbermann only she isn't insane and doesn't claim to be serious business. She is known for loving women, seducing Keith Olbermann, pwning Republicans and doing it right. Rachel Maddow is loved by all members of liberal old media and those with questionable sexuality.
Rachel is a minority among liberal television personalities in that she is very professional and smart. She nevar gets angry, yells at people who disagree with her or disses anyone who isn't asking for it. Even though she is an obvious lesbian, she nevar talks about gays. Thus, despite her gayness, liberals, moderates, straight people and niggas can all enjoy her show together.
[edit] The Rachel Maddow Show
Not too long ago, Keith Olbermann went temporarily insane and the MSNBC Gods appointed Rachel Maddow to fill in for him while he was locked up in a mental institution. Since she is so good at what she does and because Keith Olbermann is in love with her she received her own show, taking over Dan Abrams' time slot. It is speculated that nothing of value was lost.
Her television show, creatively titled The Rachel Maddow Show, is on MSNBC at least 100 times a day and is always on right after Keith Olbermann's show so she can clean up his fail. Rachel Maddow is the object of every politico's desire. Anyone who watches her show becomes an instant bisexual.
Even though she advocates spreading the love and avoiding confrontation, she has an obvious haet for John McCain and derives great pleasure from showing him acting like a douche.
[edit] Examples of the Win
Rachel pwns Joe Scarborough and shows moar McCain man-love
A camerawoman on her show succumbs to her seduction
Ron Paul approves
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Rachel also has a radio show where she talks about the same things that are on her TV show. It is only listened to by liberals and gays.
[edit] See Also
Rachel Maddow is part of a series on Fox News | Allies
Ann Coulter | Matt Drudge | Sean Hannity | Joe Lieberman | Michelle Malkin | Rachel Marsden | Bill O'Reilly | Karl Rove | Rick Santorum | Rod Wheeler Enemies of State Anonymous | Al Gore | Barack Hussein Obama | Emos | EXTREMIST FAR LEFT INTERNET HATE GROUP | Fred Phelps | Hillary Clinton | Hugo Chavez | The Internet | John Edwards | Keith Olbermann | Liberals | Macaca | Mexicans | Logic | Osama Bin Laden | Rachel Maddow | Ron Paul | Stephen Colbert | Terrorists Buy A Dog | Corruption of LOL | Exploding Van | HACKERS ON STEROIDS | INTERNET HATE MACHINE |
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