Rachel Maddow

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Rachel Maddow (moar liek Rachel MAN-dow, amirite?) is a political commentator on MSNBC. She is like Keith Olbermann only she isn't insane and doesn't claim to be serious business. She is known for loving women, seducing Keith Olbermann, pwning Republicans and doing it right. Rachel Maddow is loved by all members of liberal old media and those with questionable sexuality.

Rachel is a minority among liberal television personalities in that she is very professional and smart. She nevar gets angry, yells at people who disagree with her or disses anyone who isn't asking for it. Even though she is an obvious lesbian, she nevar talks about gays. Thus, despite her gayness, liberals, moderates, straight people and niggas can all enjoy her show together.

[edit] The Rachel Maddow Show

“	I love the idea that I am the voice of women. Look at me. It's like: really? The one woman in the room that is really mannish. I look like a dude.	„
—Rachel Maddow talking to The Nation

Not too long ago, Keith Olbermann went temporarily insane and the MSNBC Gods appointed Rachel Maddow to fill in for him while he was locked up in a mental institution. Since she is so good at what she does and because Keith Olbermann is in love with her she received her own show, taking over Dan Abrams' time slot. It is speculated that nothing of value was lost.

Her television show, creatively titled The Rachel Maddow Show, is on MSNBC at least 100 times a day and is always on right after Keith Olbermann's show so she can clean up his fail. Rachel Maddow is the object of every politico's desire. Anyone who watches her show becomes an instant bisexual.

Even though she advocates spreading the love and avoiding confrontation, she has an obvious haet for John McCain and derives great pleasure from showing him acting like a douche.