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Rachel Maddow

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Rachel Maddow (moar liek Rachel MAN-dow, amirite?) is a political commentator on MSNBC. She is like Keith Olbermann only she isn't a man and doesn't claim to be serious business. She is known for loving women, seducing wannabe dyke Keith Olbermann, pwning Republicans and drooling over Ana Marie Cox. Rachel Maddow is loved by all members of liberal old media and those with questionable sexuality.

Rachel is a minority among liberal television personalities in that she is the only commentator who has tasted pussy. She nevar gets angry, yells at people who disagree with her or disses anyone who isn't asking for it, remaining calm to express her point of view. Even though she is an obvious lesbian, she nevar talks about gays. Thus, despite her gayness, liberals, moderates, straight people and niggas can all enjoy her show knowning that they won't go to hell for watching Bill O'Reilly.

The Rachel Maddow Show

 
 
I love the idea that I am the voice of women. Look at me. It's like: really? The one woman in the room that is really mannish. I look like a dude. My breathe even smells like fish, so I'm quite consistent.
 

 

—Rachel Maddow talking to The Nation

Not too long ago, Keith Olbermann went temporarily insane and the MSNBC Gods appointed Rachel Maddow to fill in for him while he was locked up in a mental institution. Since she is so good at what she does and because Keith Olbermann is in love with her she received her own show, taking over Dan Abrams' time slot. It is speculated that nothing of value was lost.

Her television show, creatively titled The Rachel Maddow Show, is on MSNBC at least 100 times a day and is always on right after Keith Olbermann's show so she can clean up his fail. Rachel Maddow is the object of every politico's desire. Anyone who watches her show becomes an instant bisexual even thought the general population seems unaffected by her winning charm and good looks.

Even though she advocates a New York view on politics and avoids confrontation, she has an obvious haet for John McCain and derives great pleasure from showing him acting like a douche.

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Rachel also has a radio show where she talks about the same things that are on her TV show. It is only listened to by liberals, gays, and gay liberals.

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Rachel Maddow
is part of a series on
Fox News
Allies

Glenn Beck | Ann Coulter | Matt Drudge | Sean Hannity | Mark Levin | Joe Lieberman | Michelle Malkin | Rachel Marsden | Bill O'Reilly | Karl Rove | Rick Santorum | Rod Wheeler

Enemies of State

Anonymous | Al Gore | Barack Hussein Obama | Emos | EXTREMIST FAR LEFT INTERNET HATE GROUP | Fred Phelps | Hillary Clinton | Hugo Chavez | The Internet | John Edwards | Keith Olbermann | Liberals | Macaca | Mexicans | Logic | Osama Bin Laden | Rachel Maddow | Ron Paul | Stephen Colbert | Terrorists

Memes

Buy A Dog | Corruption of LOL | Exploding Van | HACKERS ON STEROIDS | INTERNET HATE MACHINE

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