Rachel Marsden

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Marsden in front of her sexual dungeon whilst Jimbo inside awaits punishment

Without makeup

Who is Xenu? I should have asked Greta..

I'd hit it

She likes long walks on the beach.

In a million years time, this t-shirt will be used to make clones of Jimbo.

Rachel Marsden is a dominatrix, FFA (because of Jimbo's beer belly) and a serial stalker. She also is was a newly hired host at Fox News.

In 2004 she pled guilty to criminal harassment and was given probation. Her defense was that she did it for the lulz. This (among other annoying facts) caused problems when she got her own wikipedia article. People just kept putting the inconvenient stuff back in and Rachel kept taking it out.

So Rachel became the subject of one of the greatest revert wars in Wikipedia's history, involving scores of admins. The fight reached up the chain until Jimbo decided he had to get personally involved. One thing then led to another until she put out to thank Jimbo for helping on the article.

Meanwhile, the wikipedos had a massive Arbchat and decided that you couldn't write anything mean about anyone, ever. Pussies.

In July 2007, Fox News fired her bitch ass. The primary reason was that they found out she was really from Vancouver. This occurred during the daily Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag, when someone noticed that she didn't seem to know all the words.

In 2008 the logs of her and Jimbo talkin' dirty were leaked to some gossip site. Some argue that Rachel was the leaker.

On March 1, 2008, Marsden became the first woman in the history of the planet to be dumped on wikipedia. In ever-classy psychobitch style, Rachel retaliated by putting Jimbo's smelly garments up for sale on eBay. Included in the sale is a t-shirt smeared with Jimmyjuice.

[edit] The Rachel Quotes

“	Maybe (Pakistani cricket fans) should focus less on cricket and a little more on hygiene.	„
—Rachel on Arabs

“	Al Gore could really pollute a bathroom.... Just look at the guy. If someone doesn't take away his pork 'n' beans, he's bound to get another one of those 'gut feelings' and mistake his own greenhouse gas production for science!	„
—Rachel on Global warming

“	Men with small penises can only manage one sexual position - the missionary - and it's not worth it just for a page on Wikipedia.	„
—Rachel on regrets

“	I suggest that you just relax and let me undress you, touch you.... If you want, you can undo the garter and take off my stockings, take off my lace bra and underwear, and let your hands explore my body wherever they want to.	„
—Rachel on Jimbo Wales

“	Your image is your calling card.	„
—Rachel on delusions of grandeur

“	Fifty percent of people want to sleep with me, and the other 50 percent want to kill me.	„
—Rachel feelin' bitchy

“	I WANT THIS ARTICLE TAKEN DOWN NOW. NONE OF IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME. IT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PERSONAL PRIVACY AND I DO NOT WANT THIS ARTICLE, OR ANY OTHER, EVER RECREATED ON WIKIPEDIA. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR "COMMUNITY" OR CONCENSUS. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS, ASK JIMMY WALES. -RACHEL MARSDEN	„
—Rachel going postal on her TOW talk page