Racial Profiling

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Racial Profiling is what Racists use to determine if you're equal to their race. You aren't.

[edit] Racial Profiles

White

  • Strength: 10
  • Endurance: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Intellect: 25
  • Personality: 25
  • Other bonuses +2 attack against orcs
  • Languages: Common

Black

  • Strength: 30
  • Endurance: 15
  • Speed: 25 ( to run from da whide man)
  • Intellect: 5
  • Personality: 10
  • +2 damage when using ranged weapons
  • Languages:Common

Arab

  • Strength: 10
  • Endurance: 15
  • Speed: 30
  • Intellect: 15
  • Personality: 7-11
  • Darkvision
  • All Arab children are born with AK-47s in their hands.
  • Arabs get 1 extra feat every 3 levels
  • Languages:Common, Draconic

Asian

  • Penis: -1
  • Endurance: 3
  • Speed: 10
  • Intellect: over 9000
  • Personality: 50
  • All Asians automatically possess the "Cleave" feat
  • Languages:Common, Orcish


Jew

  • Strength: 1
  • Endurance: 1
  • Speed: 911
  • Intellect: 50
  • Flammability: 100
  • Jews get a +2 crime roll against hard-working women and men
  • Languages: Common, Draconic, Orcish

[edit] People who use Racial Profiling

[edit] See also

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