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Not racist

Unlike bigots, racists believe that each of humanity's different races possess unique traits and skill sets. Most of the time, the word "racist" is actually misapplied, and is used in situations where treatment or attitude toward one person is found to be less favorable than toward another. For example, the statement "That's racist towards women" is in fact is "sexism", not racism, because women are not a unique race. (They are, however, dumber than men and would be better off in the kitchen making me a sandwich.)

Racism is very socially acceptable even though never stated in the rules. Racism is best used to its full potential if one is a White male keeping down Blacks (niggers), Jews (kikes), Indians (India) , Arabs (sand niggers), Chechens, Native Americans (prairie/timber niggers) and other non-Whites. Combined with a high concentration of rhetoric, logic and facts, racism against these groups equates to a figurative atomic lulz bomb or better. Even though the victim of racism generally does not appreciate it, racism in fact promotes cultural awareness. That is to say, it makes everyone else aware about how stupid, shitty and undeveloped their culture is while making yourself look like God by comparison.

Using so-called "racist language" on the internets can induce lulz not just for the offense it causes, but for all the butthurt faggots (note: "faggot" isn't racist either! yes is it. Fags are a race all their own, faggot) who write long tirades about how the "whole racist thing is getting old" and that you're being "more irritating than offensive." This is, of course, bullshit; if they really weren't offended by your sudden dropping of the word "nigger", they wouldn't have bothered to type a reply in the first place. Pointing this out, as well as the way that many people take racism on the internets as EXTREMELY SERIOUS BUSINESS, is a prime source of lulz. Unless, of course, you're a faggot, or a nigger, or an arab indian muslim native mexicunt, or a mexicunt nigger native, or any of those combinations, understand? (I know, however, that you don't because you're an uneducated nigger)

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Racism or Realism?

The single most revealing result about racism on the internet.

It's one thing to make accusations about a race without backing it up, and another to make sense out of it. Look at Hitler for example, he killed the Jews (eh didn't afraid of anything) because he knew they were parasitic interlopers that corrupted the economy. And look! Germany went from shit to a super power that buttfucked almost every country in Europe (especially France) and emerged as a manufacturing powerhosue after the war, despite being bombed to shit by the Zionist-manipulated goyim, er... "Allies". Nevertheless, he did a good job. Although he's not popular IRL he is God among gods in places like /b/ and this place here, and even though not making the popular decision, made the right decision.

Theoretical basis

Experts say that there is only a 1-2% difference between the human and chimp genomes; this implies that even tiny differences between human genomes could be important---a half-percent difference between your genome and some African savage's would mean that he'd be 25-50% closer to being a chimp than you, or (and more likely) vice versa.

Consequences?

Apparently, if you're racist towards an African-American, you'll most likely lose your job and get involved in a lawsuit.

HOWEVER, if a nigger is racist towards a whitey, you can't do a damn thing about it, Obama is a perfect example of this hypocritical duality. But if you DO decide to, everyone will just say "Who gives a fuck?". Because no one really cares.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Conversation between a Logical Realist and an R-tard

"Racist" (also /b/tard): I believe that negroes are a burden to some societies such as the US or parts of Europe. They lower the standards of education, and have shown so in the US since the 1950's, and as you've seen the US has fallen in educational standards. They also take up a large part of the welfare, and have incredibly high amounts of abortion. Ever since the negroes started being accepted in the US its standards for education, its GDP and such has fallen. I've made my research and can conclude that negroes are a downfall for societies.

Liberal/Democrat/R-tard/Niger: DATZ RACISTT!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

"Racist": I'm just telling it like it is.

Liberal/Democrat/R-tard/Niger: EVERYONE LOOK ITS A RACIST DURRRRRRRRRRRRR

Scientific Basis

Racism defined.
 
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One of the world's most eminent scientists was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night after he claimed that black people were less intelligent than white people and the idea that "equal powers of reason" were shared across racial groups was a delusion. James Watson, a Nobel Prize winner for his part in the unraveling of DNA who now runs one of America's leading scientific research institutions, drew widespread condemnation for comments he made ahead of his arrival in Britain today for a speaking tour at venues including the Science Museum in London. The 79-year-old geneticist reopened the explosive debate about race and science in a newspaper interview in which he said Western policies towards African countries were wrongly based on an assumption that black people were as clever as their white counterparts when "testing" suggested the contrary... Dr Watson told The Sunday Times that he was "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours – whereas all the testing says not really". He said there was a natural desire that all human beings should be equal but "people who have to deal with black employees find this not true.
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—The UK Independent

Poetry

Dibbersity be our stremf.
 
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I am a Baby Aryan

Not Jewish or Sectarian

I have no plans to marry an

Ape or Rastafarian.
 

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— -- David Irving, IRL trollmaster supreme

Racism Is Lulz

Racism can serve as a great basis
for a song-and-dance number.

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IRL Races

 
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Black is beautiful; Tan is grand; but White is still the color of the Big Boss Man.
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—Traditional Texas wisdom.

A useful guide to the hierarchy of inferior non-white scum.
Take this handy checklist to remind you of who to hate.
  • Caucasoids (cock-ae-soyds): Caucasoids aka God-like supermen hail from the temperate lands of Europe, western Asia and North Africa. They're the most adaptable of the races, capable of thriving in tropical and sub-Arctic climates. They are the premiere contributors to civilization and are responsible for single-handedly elevating humanity from goat-fucking savagery, contrary to what the deceptive Jews and weeping vagina LIBRULS will try to tell you. They learn SELF-DESTRUCT at level 10 due to comfort-induced stupidity and complacency otherwise known as Liberalism. Recommended character class: Cleric, as God always favors the White man. Downside: They are the source of emos, wiggers, and contemporary jazz. Also a chance of Irish Upside: +10 point genocide bonus. When provoked, Whites will unleash serious raep and lulzworthy mass-murder on unsuspecting Jews.
  • Mongoloids: Mongoloids aka Rice Niggers come from the exotic lands of east Asia. Their society simultaneously contains depressing unemployment with dog/baby consumption and requires them to emigrate to all corners of the world (or Vancouver, Canada), thus giving them a bonus to infiltration, spying, despotism and lack of foresight from small eyes. They also gain a dexterity bonus from playing Starcraft and sowing knock-off footwear. Their overcrowded cities have given them a smaller, effeminate stature, earning them penalties to strength and charisma (unless they're girls, 'cause Asian chicks are hot). Recommended character class: Laborer, as those Asians are always making Air Jordans. Downside: Males are surly, effete and bad-smelling; ant-like conformity makes them more or less biological robots. Upside: Women are docile and childlike, with sweet faces and teenage-looking bodies; prefer sex with Caucasioids.
  • Negroids: Negroids aka Niggers hail from the arid lands of sub-Saharan Africa. They are the missing evolutionary link between humans and the great ape lineage, but are still an expressive (child rape) and free-spirited (explosive AIDS epidemic, lol) race. Their primitive living conditions and harsh climate resulted in a increase in their physical strength (not to be confused with well-fed North American nigger imports). Their culture of hunting and gathering has also given them a bonus to stamina, which is mostly used during riots, running (with stolen chikinz and/or a whore) or when raping the young White wimmenz. They gain a penalty to intelligence, however, from "the man" always keeping them down. Recommended character class: Drow, 'cause niggas be magic on de dance flo'. Downside: They are niggers. Upside: Good cannon fodder and field labor; males are entertaining and good-natured when kept "in their place" (cotton field). PROTIP: Negroid women contain only 49% human DNA; do not approach. TRUTH.
  • Semites: Hailing from the Holy Land, Jews have kinky hair like niggers but are not niggers, have yellowish skin like Azns but are not Azn, and occasionally might look White but are not White. Semites usually occupy themselves by counting shekels or performing primitive religious rituals such as praying to a black meteorite or sucking infant cocks. When they are not doing those two activities they are creating new religions such as Christianity and killing fags who worship rocks. When that fails they are complaining about the past having a lot to complain about such as the Holohoax and anti-Semitism. In reality there are not many Semites left; however, Jews still use the word as something exclusive and the word anti-Semitism has become a crime for other Semites such as Arabs and Ferengi. The recommended class for a Semite is Thief. Downside: God's chosen people, yet God insists on killing them off, WTF? Upside: Most manipulative race; diabolical cleverness has enabled them to survive, infiltrate their host civlization and dominate showbiz with shamless self-promotion. Good at math, hiding wealth, playing string instruments on rooftops. Women: Just like sand niggers, Jews are not sexually dimorphic, meaning their females are identical to male specimens. Sabras and Jews from outside the Northeastern U.S. may be approached with caution; curly-haired Noo Yoak/Lawn Guyland subspecies should be avoided at all costs. WARNING The Jewess becomes an unstoppable sex machine when under the thrall of a Gentile man.
  • Other: Aboriginal and native races. These classes (e.g. the Irish) have since been pulled from game play, and as such are of no further consequence.

Examples of Racists

 
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I am not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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—The only real racists are self-hating blacks.

 
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I'm not racist, I've got a color TV.
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—What's wrong with black AND white?

Oppression!
In the old days racism was more overt, and therefore WAY more cool.
The work of modern racists heroes.


  1. Inbred hillbillies who compensate for low self-esteem by placing undue value on skin pigmentation, be it through supremacism or wigger-ism.
  2. Short and bald, with malformed genitals.
  3. Someone who likes to create cheap drama in forums and blogs through bigoted observations and derogatory anecdotal evidence.
  4. Teenage boys who think that by posting their retarded hate they're involved in "DEEP POLITICAL SHIT, YO."
  5. Hitler and his Nazi posse. Sieg heil.
  6. George Bush doesn't care about black people.
  7. A typical Encyclopedia Dramatica user.
  8. A typical member of the KKK (but not all - some are open-minded and accepting.)
  9. Someone who would claim that losing a referendum is "like being raped by a thousand Arabs".
  10. People who are afraid of the dark.
  11. Robbie Pierson, lol.
  12. Mel Gibson
  13. Carlos Mencia thinking he's funny when all he's saying for 30 minutes is "Black people, white people" over and over again.
  14. Plymouth Belvedere
  15. Obama, Democrats
  16. Liberals ("lol, I fully support Black emancipation but prefer to live in a sheltered upper middle class White suburban enclave).
  17. You.

Racism Against Other Human Beings

Also known as H8ters, these folk can be found expressing their attempts at thought on the internets, because people cannot kick the shit out of you there as in IRL.

A YouTube comment.
Sadly this ducking is rejected because of the colour of his feathers. He's also about to die.

Though white people are famous for producing notable racists, all cultures contain their share of H8ters:

  • White people, because they are far "superior."
  • Native Americans, because they used to own the land, but not anymore. Wrong, got our land back after about 200 years from the people of African descent
  • Black people, because they own nothing.
  • Jews, because people keep trying to kill killing them.
  • Arabs, because the Jews won't die (and because of falafel).
  • Mexicans, because they tire of being forced to work.
  • Orientals, because people won't call them "Asian".
  • Azns, because white people always assume they're Japanese.
  • Germans, because they have so much practice at it.
  • French, because everyone else laughs at and can pwn them.
  • Irish, because they love a good explosion on a Saturday night.
  • Russians, because the KGB need something to do since their empire collapsed.
  • Str8s, because they cannot have the secks they so desire.
  • Gays, because people won't let them wear wedding gowns.
  • Christians and Muslims, because not everyone is them.
  • Eskimos, because everybody else is doing it.

Racism Against Furries/Otherkin

Separate from the Human race lie the Furries and Otherkin, freakish demi-humans made of fur and gayness. These bizarre individuals have denounced their human origins, asserting they are a beautiful and unique mixture of human and animal (or dragon). To Furries and Otherkin, being oppressed for their beliefs is "fursecution"; to everyone else, it's lulz.

How To Not Be Racist

Typical anti-racists. Once again they put black people above everybody else.
Having a black friend automatically makes you not a racist, even if your black friend obviously hates you.
  • Have a black friend/parent/business associate.
  • Say, "I don't mean to be racist, but..." before saying the most stupendously racist comment imaginable. This automatically makes it not racist, i.e.: "I don't mean to be racist, but we don't serve niggers."
  • When someone accuses you of saying or doing something racist, tell them you are "celebrating our differences." This retroactively makes your actions, and therefore you, not racist.
  • Be black. For instance: "All modern music is stolen from black musicians by untalented White scum." "Good point, sir, and well said."
  • Associate your situation with that of a persecuted minority. For example, be white, middle class and emo, as not getting that car you wanted for Christmas is the same as seeing your parents executed in front of you in a concentration camp.
  • Pretend to be homosexual, or become one. No stronger bonds can be forged than standing up for a nigger on the grounds that being black and being gay are, you know, essentially the same.
  • Not being white.
  • Get away with it. If no one sees or cares of your racism, it's the same as not actually being racist.
  • Be in Obama's cabinet. Openly declare hostility towards White people, and doesn't afraid of anything.
  • Cut out a large segment out of your brain.
  • Stop visiting this web site and go back to using your computer for porn.
  • Fap over interracial porn. It's hard to hate the black man when you're masturbating to him. Uh, her.
  • Do what Germany did and DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
  • Speak in ebonics. (Word. Spit it like a brotha)
  • make long speeches
  • Wear multi-colored robes at KKK meetings.
  • Being aborted in the womb (miscarriage works just as well).

OL Racists: Individual Crazies

How To Tell If You're a Racist

Some racists are oblivious to the fact that they are racist.
You edit Wikipedia
  • You have ever made a racial assumption about the perpetrator of any crime. LOL SERIOUS
  • You are White.
  • You drive a Volvo.
  • You sold your nigger to put a downpayment on a Volvo.
  • You voted for Barack Hussein Obama.
  • You did not vote for Barack Hussein Obama.
  • You disagree with one or more of Barack Hussein Obama's policies.
  • You do not find Chris Rock funny.
  • You do find Chris Rock funny
  • You never watched Chappelle's Show because you can't understand the way "those people" speak.
  • The sudden realization that your girlfriend is Black has caused you great consternation.
  • You think Hitler was "cool".
  • You find darkies a source of lulz.
  • You read this list and question your own morality afterward.
  • Your genitalia only react to White women.
  • You are some form of standardized test.
  • You think the slogan "[insert your skin color] Power!" sounds pretty good.
  • You are still reading this, when you were distinctly told to go back to porn.
  • You are currently drawing breath.
  • You have ever disagreed with one Black person ON ANYTHING.
  • YOU ARE THE CREATOR OF ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA

Jurisdiction on racism and other political institutions

Who let Carlos Mencia in?
Cry me a river of black Islamic fundamentalism, Farrakhan.

Since racism usually results in lulz, online court will usually open a case against the whiner for spreading anti-lulz.

In RL;however, things are different. Most courts in RL practice a form of racism that involves denial of said racism and then prosecuting other racists. Typically these are the standards for judging cases involving interracial crime:

  • If the suspect is Black any form of depravity, violence, dismemberment and general sick shit is considered as a "random crime" or the victim being "at the wrong place at the wrong time".
  • If the suspect is White the crime is by default a hate crime, the court merely needs to find "evidence" of this. Evidence can be anything from laughing at a negro to not being friendly enough to a Paki cashier. If that doesn't work they will get a Jewish psychoanalyst and mindfuck a confession out of you according to the methods used in 1984.
  • If the suspect is Jewish there shall be no court.
  • If the victim is Jewish the suspect is executed on the spot.

If you are White and taken to court over racism it is best to pull out your Ak-47 and use your years of Counter-strike experience to land a multitude of headshots and completely pwn the whole court. The important details are that you kill everyone and then surrender to the police or fly away in a helicopter to Canada. Should you be unable to escape America claim that you did it for the lulz and say that you hate everyone equally. It's better to be charged for mass murder than a hate crime against a negro by not addressing him as "sir" and letting him into your house.

Other political institutions also practice a form of racism, for example, colleges typically have an Affirmative Action program that rewards non-Whites for being non-White. This typically causes fewer places to be available in college and the end result is the sacrifice of valuable graduates . People who are qualified and skilled are left without a degree for the sake of divershittyfying already shitty college campuses.

Swimming pool rules:No black people allowed

DOING IT WRONG

Typical racists.

Oddly enough by mocking white people this silly nigger is being racist.

Note that because niggas are excellent athletes, these cops stand no chance of convicting this obvious rapist.

...in fact, all computers are racist.

OL Racists: Organized Craziness

YOU too can slap a Jap!


They Don't Make Cartoons Like This Anymore

Oh, that wascally wacist.
Bugs Bunny cartoons from the 1930s-40s. Please read all the YouTube comments crying over how racist it is:
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Devolving from a rabbit into an ape.

See Also

A racist white boy.

External Links


Wikipedia has no less than FOUR articles dedicated to nothing but racist terms
This does not include homophobic, sexist and anti-religious terms - those all have several pages themselves


Racist is part of a series on the cancer that is killing /b/.

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